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  1. xlivelaughlove524x xlivelaughlove524x
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 10:06pm UTC
    My friend: Do I look stupid? Who am I kidding. I got braces, of course I look stupid.
    Me: Of course not! Tons of people have braces! You'll look great! And I do not apprectiate your tone.
    My friend: I know...! I just got a little insecure...
    Me: YOU'RE INSECURE.
    My friend: MERCILOUS LORD.
    Me: DON'T KNOW WHAT FOR.
    My friend: Why.
    Me: YOU'RE TURNING HEADS WHEN YOU WALK THROUGH THE DO-O-OR.
    My friend: *facepalm
    Me: DON'T NEED MAKEUP. TO COVER UP.
    My friend: Please almighty God, end my suffering.
    Me: BEING THE WAY THAT YOU ARE IS ENO-OU-UGH.
    My friend: Oh, my word. I knew it would end like this. Why must the good die young? WHYYYY?
    Me: EVERYONE ELSE IN THE ROOM CAN SEE IT.
    My friend: ...okay serisouly people are staring.
    Me: EVERYONE ELSE BUT YOUUUU.
    My friend: If anyone asks, you can with your mom but she left you here. They'll understand.
    Me: BABY YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD LIKE NOBODY ELSE.
    My friend: YOU DONE?
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: ...yeah I'm done.

  2. lilmissjade12 lilmissjade12
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 5:06pm UTC
    A confident girl does not
    show off her naked body,
    She shows of her naked face.

  3. MorganNicole02 MorganNicole02
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 1:35am UTC
    Bacon is bacon, eggs are eggs, don't let guys between your legs, they say you're cute, they say you're fine, nine months later they say it aint mine


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  5. thesunsetsinthenight thesunsetsinthenight
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2012 6:27pm UTC
    Married in High School? - Chapter One
    I looked outside and scowled, it was cloudy and looked like it was going to rain. "Today's heat index will be high, with a muggy sticky feel..." the tv droned on, and I groaned, facing the mirror again. My hair was poofy, frizzy, and just plain icky. Definitely not what I wanted it to look like today. Pulling a comb through it, I comtemplated putting it up. My phone light up and vibrated on the table in front of me, and I picked it up smiling.
    "Hey Babe," I grabbed a lip gloss and swiped it on.
    "Hey Doll Face, I'll be there soon." Well I definitely didn't look like a doll today. Tossing the phone on to my bed, I decided to braid it back into a ponytail. I stood up and flattened my skirt with my hands, adjusting my top, and smiled in the mirror. This was my daily ritual. If you smile at your reflection every day it will brighten your mood over all.
    "Did you hear about the new policy?" Collin asked me a bit later when he was driving to school, and I shook my head. "Some new graduation requirement. My mom was talking about it this morning, she didn't sound too happy."
    "If they think I'm going to take something stupid like another year of gym, they're crazy. That was the worst class ever," I shook my head as he laughed. I can barely walk without tripping over stuff, did they really expect me to run around kicking soccer balls, or hitting baseballs with a bat?
    "Yay! Here we are!" I squealed as he pulled into the school parking lot. "Babe do you know what this means?!"
    "No...?" He said, giving me a confused look.
    "This is the start of the BEST senior year EVER!"
    ~~~
    "Okay everyone, settle down, settle down!" The principal said loudly into the speaker. The entire senior class had gathered to hear about the new requirement. Walking through the halls this morning, I heard some crazy rumors. We would all be transferred to different school, something about combat training, having to get A's in all of our classes- "PEOPLE! I NEED YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE!" The speakers blared, and it was instantly silent. "Thank you. Goodmorning, and welcome to your senior year of high school." My fellow class mates and I whooped and hollered in excitement. "Yes, I know this is an exciting time for you. So we need to go over some new rules."
    She shuffled her papers and I sighed, Ms. McCoy always dragged things out. "Can she just get on with it?" My friend Lila leaned over and whispered. I laughed, and Ms. McCoy cleared her throat again.
    "Okay so first, students who drive to school are reminded to park in STUDENT PARKING ONLY. Next, the school gym will be open after school from 2:15 to 5 pm everyday..." she droned on and on about stupid announcements that no one cared about. We were all fidgeting, waiting for the announcement we came here to hear.
    "And I know you all have heard about the new requirement. It's called Marriage Ed. You all will be randomly paired up, and you will be married for the year. You need to fufill all the requirements to graduate. If you don't, you don't recieve a diploma. Welcome to senior year." The auditorium erupted into protests.
    YAY! NEW STORY! So I have finals all next week, so I may not post again until wednesday, but after that I will set up a better posting schedule. I will possibly put it up on my profile, I haven't decided yet.

  6. Kate* Kate*
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2012 10:48pm UTC
    The Beatles...
    are my One Direction.

  7. Eli123qwe Eli123qwe
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2012 10:01pm UTC
    NAH NA-NA-NAH NA-NA -NAH NA-NA-NAH NAH
    If you actually sang that in your head, you're now officially delcared a directioner


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  9. notyouraverageteenagegirl notyouraverageteenagegirl
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2012 8:41pm UTC
    not being able
    to focus because he's
    on your mind
    format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl


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  11. thebeatles211 thebeatles211
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 9:19pm UTC
    I'm just doing a poll...
    fave <3 if you like the beatles
    comment if you don't/don't know who they are.

  12. JessamyTegan JessamyTegan
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 3:34pm UTC
    Am I the only one
    that when my parents go to bed, jumps at every little noise around my house?

  13. MyInsecuritiesCouldEatMeAlive MyInsecuritiesCouldEatMeAlive
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 3:30pm UTC
    confession #99
    i'm sorry, i never took the time to explain just how greatful i am that our relationship lasted as long as it did. i am so happy that i got my chance and was able to call him mine, i'm so lucky. i know its over, but i want to say that i still have a great relationship with him. i loved everything about us, that includes our stupid fights and differences. i'm in love with what we were, what he is, who he is, and everything we had.

  14. mcorbett105 mcorbett105
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 3:32pm UTC
    My ex updated his facebook status to
    "standing on the edge of a cliff"
    . . . so i poked him.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  15. Charkxoxo1234 Charkxoxo1234
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2012 3:46pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  16. swagginitup96 swagginitup96
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 1:57pm UTC
    I wish I could read your mind<3
    You'd be in tears.

  17. lexiigirlx3 lexiigirlx3
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 1:50pm UTC
    Stop pretending like you know me. Because in all honesty I don't even know who the hell I am.

  18. cropacuddles22 cropacuddles22
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2012 3:38pm UTC
    That. Awkard. Moment.
    When you're tipping your cup to get one piece of ice and all the ice in the cup decides to go YOLO and
    Attack. Your. Face.♥
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  19. never_forget never_forget
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 4:14pm UTC
    I ' m s o r r y .
    Sometimes, I get jealous thinking that someone else could make you happier than I could.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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