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  1. beckaaaaaaay beckaaaaaaay
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2011 11:18pm UTC
    Has anyone every wandered why there's a light in the fridge but not the freezer? ♥

  2. vanillapudding vanillapudding
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2011 11:43am UTC
    Je t'aime. ♥

  3. peaceluvlife3 peaceluvlife3
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2011 9:22am UTC
    You are amazing.
    Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥


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  5. ForeverYoung17 ForeverYoung17
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2011 9:18pm UTC
    Your Character
    is based on what you stand for,
    Your Reputation
    on what you fall for
    >>♥

  6. LynnnLoveee LynnnLoveee
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2011 9:44am UTC
    I honestly hate when people call Justin Bieber gay</3
    His voice isn't light.
    He dresses way better then any other guy.
    He's making way more then us; so why hate?
    & If he was; why discriminate?
    He's dating Selena Gomez [She's a Girl]
    You'd be on cloud nine if he came up to you.
    So STOP Hating; Honestly would we make fun of a girl that has a deep voice? Think about it.
    ♥ To The Justin Bieber Fans, I love you <333

  7. xomiissyyxo xomiissyyxo
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2011 11:11am UTC
    I want to be
    T h e g i r l y o u f a l l f o r
    When everyone else is
    Falling for you

  8. JockerDealWithIt JockerDealWithIt
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2011 12:09am UTC
    Drunk People
    go through stop signs.
    High People
    wait for them to turn green.

  9. ILoveToSmile ILoveToSmile
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2011 12:48pm UTC
    APPLEBOTTOM JEANS!
    -->> Favorite if you just said "boots with the fur" <<--

    notmyformat.

  10. canibeyoursX3 canibeyoursX3
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2011 10:54am UTC
    he texted me yesterday.
    no,no i jumped up like a freaking kangaroo on steroids.

  11. wittygirl2010 wittygirl2010
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2010 1:15am UTC
    &+am i the only one*
    when your mom is yelling at you, you're secretly trying not to crack up.

  12. dancer61497 dancer61497
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2010 8:03pm UTC
    *&
    [♥]i'm so outta hope that i wana give up all together.
    ( but somehow, i'm still hangin on. )

  13. x3rocknroll97 x3rocknroll97
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2010 8:40pm UTC
    don'tyoujustlove
    opening those chain mails saying
    "if you don't send this to 10 people
    in two minutes your crush will
    break your heart." and you think:
    oops. that must not apply to me,
    b e c a u s e
    he already did.

  14. x3rocknroll97 x3rocknroll97
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2010 8:59pm UTC
    &+ I bet your friends don't;
    fight eachother for a penny that they found in the
    middle of the street. no, you're all too cool. You'd
    rather be all over some guy you don't know than to
    have a sleepover with your best friends, recording
    eachother dancing around and lip-singing to miley
    cyrus in a blonde wig and eating ice cream sundaes
    at 1 in the morning. Because, real food is bad for you,
    isn't it? don't want to loose your stick figure that turns
    guys off. We aren't afraid to let loose and pig out, so
    s t o p h a t i n g, c u z w e k n o w y o u r j e a l o u s


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  17. XXLoveOutLoudXo XXLoveOutLoudXo
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2010 8:49pm UTC
    |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||& I am so sick
    Of guys falling for the girls
    Who burn their hair trying to make it straight
    Cake on the orange to hide their flaws
    And act completely stupid just to get attention
    When the real girls are sitting around wondering
    What they're doing wrong
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    credit to me;]
    witty messed up spacing

  18. softballxo123 softballxo123
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2010 9:11pm UTC
    Hey witty users, so my school is doingthis fund raise for Relay for Life. Which is a organization that helps Cancer. And this touched me deeply because a close family friend of mine has a son who was just found out he had cancer. So I thought you guys could help me..? For every favorite i get on this quote i am going o donate 50 cents. So please click the heart to make little Sean's heart get better.
    Thank you who clicked & God bless you*

  19. Jeessiiiicaaaaaah Jeessiiiicaaaaaah
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2010 7:46pm UTC
    Oh boy;
    you think you're worth my time?
    Show me your Abercrombie Abs.
    Yup. That's what I thought.(;

  20. Armenian__girl Armenian__girl
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2010 8:02pm UTC
    Suggestions For Women To Respond To Pickup Lines
    "Haven't I seen you someplace before?"
    "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
    He: So what do you do for a living?
    She: Female impersonator.
    "Is this seat empty?"
    "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
    "So, wanna go back to my place?"
    "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"
    "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
    "It's in the phone book."
    "But I don't know your name."
    "That's in the phone book too."
    "What sign were you born under?"
    "No Parking."
    "I know how to please a woman."
    "Then please leave me alone."
    "Haven't we met before?"
    "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic."
    "I want to give myself to you."
    "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."
    "I can tell that you want me."
    "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you... to leave."
    "Hey, baby, What's your sign?"
    "Stop."
    "Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"
    "Sorry, I don't date outside my species."
    "May I see you pretty soon?"
    "Why? Don't you think I'm pretty now?"
    "Your body is like a temple."
    "Sorry, there are no services today."
    "I'd go through anything for you."
    "Good! Let's start with your bank account."
    "I would go to the end of the world for you."
    "Yes, but would you stay there?"
    "Your place or mine?"
    "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."
    After hearing a pickup line:
    I like your approach, now let's see your departure.
    If you are looking at a girl and she says "What are you looking at?"
    say "I thought you were good looking, but I was mistaken."
    He: Would you like to dance?
    She: Not with you.
    He: Oh, come on. Lower your standards a little, I just did.
    He: Do you wanna dance?
    She: Yeah but not with you!
    He: You must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants!
    Q: Does beauty run in your family?
    A: It obviously doesn't in yours!
    Q: What's your name sexy?
    A: Taken!
    Q: Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again?
    A: Yeah, but this time don't stop!
    Q: I think you're the best looking girl in here.
    A: Really? Well, I'd better go find the best looking guy then, hadn't I!
    He: Your legs go clear up to your a**.
    She: Most peoples' do!
    Q: Can I buy you a drink?
    A: Go ahead, but only if you buy my boyfriend one too!
    "You look like a dream."
    Response: "Go back to sleep."
    He: What`s it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?
    She: What`s it like being the biggest liar in the world?
    "I can see forever in your eyes."
    Response: "But all I can see is never in yours."
    "I looked up beautiful in the thesaurus today and your name was included."
    Response: "Thanks! Hey, I saw your name next to jerk."

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