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3. nightjade
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   June 18, 2012 3:05pm UTC
   It'd kind of funny how in 2010 and 2011 we were all freaking out about 2012. And here we are now 6 months away from December and no one gives a crap.
   
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4. afashionxdisaster
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   June 19, 2012 12:48pm UTC
   At my funeral. When they are lowering me into the ground, I demand they play Drop It Like It's Hot.
   
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5. Hayleeismyname
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   June 5, 2012 9:36pm UTC
   You can never really fix a heart
   
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6. aosias23
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   June 5, 2012 9:37pm UTC
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7. Maddy412
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   June 5, 2012 9:38pm UTC
   Baby you light up my world like the fires of hell.
   
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9. AustinH
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   June 4, 2012 10:44pm UTC
   WHATEVER YOU'RE DO GIVE YOUR 100%
   unless you're donating blood.
   
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10. jade101
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    June 4, 2012 11:11pm UTC
    Read If You Have A Heart!
    My Mom is Very Sick.
    Please Pray For Her.
    She Is My Hero.
    I Need Her.
    My Dad Left Me When
    I Was Little.
    She is All I Have.
    
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11. MacKenzieSwims
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    June 4, 2012 11:41pm UTC
    Operator: 911, please hold.
    Me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold
    Killer: Oh okay, sorry.
    
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12. EmilyxLovesxU
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    June 4, 2012 9:30pm UTC
    If someone was born deaf,
    Which language do they think in?
    Fave if I should do a series
    
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13. HeCheatedOnYouWithMe
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    May 30, 2012 8:02pm UTC
    Him: If I licked your face, how would that make you feel?
    Me: Like a lollipop...
    
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15. LoversGonnaLove
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    June 5, 2012 5:08pm UTC
    That "OMG" moment when
    Your name is used in a math problem
    
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16. UntilTheEnd
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    June 5, 2012 5:08pm UTC
    FINALS
    maybe I should start studying now....
    nah
    
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17. 
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18. _Kitteh_goes_Meow__
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    June 2, 2012 10:44pm UTC
    It's spelled roar not rawr, dumbasss.
    
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19. _Kitteh_goes_Meow__
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    June 3, 2012 11:58am UTC
    Don't ever give up. Cancer.♥
    
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20. _Kitteh_goes_Meow__
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    June 3, 2012 2:55pm UTC
    Hellllllllller.♥
    -madea
    
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