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cujo*
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March 5, 2013 5:36am UTC

there are no words to describe or define
what is inside you, your feeling, your vibe

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Steve
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February 27, 2013 3:25pm UTC

Constantly a man should reflect and ask himself, "What good thing have I done this day? The setting sun will carry with it a portion of my life."
— Sarngadhara Paddhati

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 3, 2013 4:43pm UTC

shoutout to zac efron for
never pursuing a singing career after he left disney.

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Steve
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March 4, 2013 1:25pm UTC

There's no sense in being precise when you don't even know what you're talking about.
— John von Neumann

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emz17lover
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February 24, 2013 11:37am UTC

Me and my mother on the topic of One Direction:
Mom: you think these band members have good looks and fashion and music now, but in 20 years you'll look back at these photos and be like-
Me: look children it's your father
Mom: what
Me: what
tumblr

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
February 24, 2013 9:47am UTC

i wish i lived in medieval times
because then whenever i got mad at someone i could just yell "she's a witch!"
and they would be out of my life forever

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
February 24, 2013 11:11am UTC

what if instead of farting
the sound was just someone with a deep manly voice
saying "fart"
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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Living_Life_Freely
posted a quote
February 24, 2013 12:46pm UTC

Niall wants a younger girlfriend.....
I volenteer as tribute

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roseth0rn
posted a quote
February 24, 2013 5:28pm UTC

This is what I saw on the witty tumblr:
smexyxlean asked: I know everyone says that you should allow picture posts on witty, but please don't. I'll stop using it if you do. People will end up posting pictures of self harm and trigger a lot people. Thanks for reading.
Steve replied with:
I’d be more worried about pictures of penises.

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
February 24, 2013 11:08am UTC

the sexual tension
between two people when one of them says "make me"

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 24, 2013 12:13pm UTC

my friends: you're so mean sometimes
me: im not here to make friends. im here to become america's next top model.

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
February 24, 2013 10:32am UTC

if i introduce a movie to you and
we watch it together
i'll be spending at least 99.9% of the time watching you to make sure you are responding
correctly to the film.

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 12, 2013 3:46pm UTC

puberty either makes you a
hot god or a potatoe.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 17, 2013 7:13pm UTC

I like wearing
oversized sweaters.
not because
they’re extremely
comfy and
cuddly, but because
whenever the
sleeves are
really big, I get to
flop them around and
smack people
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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yourcool
posted a quote
January 24, 2013 5:57pm UTC

the person who invented marriage was creepy:
"hey, i love you so much, i'm gonna get the government involved so you can't leave."

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Eli123qwe
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January 12, 2013 10:57pm UTC

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yourcool
posted a quote
January 12, 2013 2:58pm UTC

the episode where spongebob goes around
asking people if he's ugly and they all run away is basically an 11 minute description of my life.

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yourcool
posted a quote
January 24, 2013 6:20pm UTC

i'm seriously considering filling my pockets with
glitter and whenever someone near me says something really stupid or rude, i'll just reach into my pocket with a dead expression and realease the glitter into the sky above their head and watch it shower over them like a baptism of stupid.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
January 12, 2013 4:36pm UTC

I want a boy
who would shove ice cream in my face.
Who will wrestle with me.
Who shows me off to his friends.
Who treats me with respect.
Who will call me at 4 in the morning
and tell me he can’t stop thinking about me.
Who sings to me; even if he can’t.
Who could break my heart,
but wouldn’t even dream of it.

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