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  1. laurenn__xx laurenn__xx
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2009 11:43pm EDT
    i wish guys were like my cat.
    always there for you.. and never make you cry.
    </3
    venttingg.
    and it feels likke crap..

  2. laurenn__xx laurenn__xx
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2009 11:48pm EDT
    &+you know what i hate?
    that b i t c h that lives down the road.
    &+the fact i try my .hardest. to get you
    to even notice me, when you're
    obviously too busy with her.
    &+how im about to have a total >breakdown<
    but acting like im finee.
    &+the whores at my school who get with every guy,
    ( single or takenn )
    &+when i fight with my mom.
    &+when i bleed for a week, having mood swings like crazyy.
    - all those "that's what she said" jokes. -
    ^no sweetie, she didnt.
    &+burning my fingers almost everyday, simply because i
    want to look good; when i already do.
    [ how my teachers yell at me for daydreaming, when they
    have no idea im thinking of more important things,
    like the worldd. ]
    &+how i have so many flaws.
    but you know what i love?
    ( the fact i have the courage to admit it all)
    dontt jockk.
    completely minee.(:

  3. laurenn__xx laurenn__xx
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2009 5:26pm EDT
    shake it shake it
    (_like you bouts to get paid_)
    boom slagga boom
    .:|like you gots a peg leg|:.
    good!?
    bad!?
    lett me knoww!?
    (:*<3

  4. laurenn__xx laurenn__xx
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2009 2:10pm EDT
    what's the difference between a
    *crack dealer* and a hooker?
    .
    .
    .
    ( a hooker can re-use her crack )
    ahah. my friendd told me this.
    i found it histarical. (:

  5. laurenn__xx laurenn__xx
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2009 6:43pm EDT
    Today,
    I was watching Dora the Explorer. When she asked me what my favorite
    part was, I said "The part where you died". She said, "I liked that part too."
    I felt so proud of myself for tricking her. (:
    *mlia

  6. laurenn__xx laurenn__xx
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    June 21, 2009 8:06pm EDT
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  7. laurenn__xx laurenn__xx
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2009 11:01pm EDT
    well, what did you expect it to be?
    you signed up for a car crash when you signed up with me.
    and you can't swim to safety on a sinking ship.
    so go home baby, if you're ready to quit.
    yeshh, i got lazy with colorss.
    but fix it up if ya want, but
    give creditt to mee. (:
    kthanksbye.(:

  8. laurenn__xx laurenn__xx
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2009 10:56pm EDT
    i've learned that people will forget what you said,
    people will forget what you did,
    but people will never forget how you made them ( feel )

  9. laurenn__xx laurenn__xx
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2009 7:28pm EDT
    question: what position makes the ugliest children?
    answer: ask your mother.

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    June 20, 2009 6:59pm EDT
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  11. laurenn__xx laurenn__xx
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2009 10:02pm EDT
    at the super market, my mom grabbed the regular Macaroni and Cheese.
    but i made her get the Scooby Doo shaped ones, because they "taster better".
    they taste exactly the same.(:

  12. laurenn__xx laurenn__xx
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2009 9:51pm EDT
    MyLifeIsAverage...
    Today, I was talking to someone on the phone who I was in a fight with.
    When she started talking, I started mimicking her with my hands. She
    couldn't see me, but I felt better about myself. MLIA.
    ahahaha.(:
    realll website !

  13. laurenn__xx laurenn__xx
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2009 6:30pm EDT
    &+ now i wish that i meant something to somebody else..
    yea, i got lazzy wiff colors.
    but if you wanna,
    you can fix it up. (:
    just give the credit to me
    pweasee. (:

  14. laurenn__xx laurenn__xx
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2009 2:17pm EDT
    You wanna know what makes him great?
    he remembers all the >small< things about me. like my favorite
    movie, and even my favorite chapstick. he understands what i
    feel like, and even if he doesn't, he does his best and listens. he
    was there for me at 3 in the morning when i had a complete break-
    down. unlike you. he doesn't use me, and he doesn't lie to me.
    he watches the .crappiest. movies with me, and laughs. he's the
    reason i have hope in more things now, ( than i ever did ). he
    knows what makes me laugh, and what ticks me off. he knows
    what i love, and what i hate. he even remembers my favorite color.
    he knows when something is wrong, and knows how to make it better.
    but most importantly; he's not you.
    Does that aswer your question?
    mineeee!
    hope you likee.(:

  15. laurenn__xx laurenn__xx
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2009 12:35am EDT
    it was a miserable night.
    she laid in her bed, preparing herself for that
    break up text, waiting. and time never seemed
    so slow as it did in that fleeting moment. and
    once her phone lit up and vibrated, her stomach
    > dropped < and her heart raced. she read it, over
    and over and over again, until she had it memorized.
    she text her bestfriend in the whole world at 12:00 AM,
    but she was asleep. everyone was asleep. but her.
    how could she sleep? she was broken. there was no one
    to talk to. there wasn't a thing to do but cry. and cry, and
    cry, and cry. she turned off her phone, threw it under
    her stuffed animals, and sobbed uncontrollably. her smile
    she always had on her face was gone. this was something
    a bandaid couldn't even fix; ( the wound was too big ). she
    could only pace, praying, hoping he'd change his mind,
    and take it all back. she hoped it was all a dream, and she'd
    wake up the next day and breathe a h.u.g.e. sigh of relief.
    and then; she lost hope. he never changed his mind, and it
    wasn't a dream. like i said-
    it was a miserable night.
    mineeee.
    this happend.
    and i hated it.
    this is for anyone
    who had to go through
    what i did. and it
    majorly sucks, and i
    feel for you. <3

  16. laurenn__xx laurenn__xx
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2009 1:59pm EDT
    how do i get better
    once i've had the best?

  17. laurenn__xx laurenn__xx
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2009 1:53pm EDT
    i will disappoint you.
    i am everything i wish i wasnt,
    and nothing i say i am.
    - use if you want, but if you do, please
    give credit to me, as it is mine. -
    kthanks.(:

  18. laurenn__xx laurenn__xx
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2009 1:48pm EDT
    so when you leave her,
    don't come back to me. if im not good
    enough now, i won't be good enough then.
    .venting.

  19. laurenn__xx laurenn__xx
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2009 9:58pm EDT
    3oh!3 told me not to trust you..
    =\
    hahaha. (:
    if you dont get it,
    comment pleasee!

  20. laurenn__xx laurenn__xx
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2009 10:18pm EDT
    we're bestfriends.
    we have marker fights, chasing eachother around the room.
    you never want to give us paint for a project; because it will end up on us.
    we can never concentrate on anything when we're together,
    and it's probably a bad idea to give us something complicated to do.
    we laugh about absolutely nothing, and we get into trouble all the time.
    but all of this makes us
    bestfriends.

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