drake: what time is it? josh: almost midnight. drake: i'm gonna get some sleep. josh: wait! we can't go to sleep, megan could sneak in and superglue out butts together! drake: wait, do you mean your butt to my butt, or our individual butts... josh: does it matter?
Yesterday a quiet kids phOne went off after giving it to the teacher a jock in front of him asked, "Was that your girl friend?" the quiet kid looked at him in the eye and with a straight face said, "No, it was your's." MLIA