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  1. laurak302 laurak302
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 2:21pm UTC
    I had a dream last night.....
    My ex and I were holding hands and when I said I was cold, he gave me his swearshirt and put his arm around me...the weirdest thing was that he was still in a relationship with his real life current girlfriend too. Before I had to go home in this dream we told eachother how much we missed eachother. This dream was so detailed and I could see his face perfectly. Its been 4 months since we broke up but I still think about him everyday and I guess thats partly because he was my first love. When we were dating we used to have dreams about eachother the same nights and it was amazing how perfectly our minds worked together. I am glad he is happy with her but she is not his type and the last thing I would want is for him to get his heart broken by a gril who was just playing him the whole time. Does this mean he was dreaming about me too?...I know it used to mean that he was </3

  2. laurak302 laurak302
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2012 10:31pm UTC
    My Crush:)
    Say your crush's name 6 times.
    Now close your eyes and make a wish about them.
    Decide whats more important: love, or 10 million dollars.
    Now make another wish about love or the money.
    Repost this in 60 seconds with the subject "my crush,"
    and you'll get an unexpected talk from your crush!

  3. laurak302 laurak302
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 10:34pm UTC
    Its my 15th Birfffday yayayyaya <33333

  4. laurak302 laurak302
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 10:48pm UTC
    If you are reading this} God is testing you so repost this and He will fix two BIG things tonight in your life ♥if you believe in Him repost ♥

  5. laurak302 laurak302
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2012 2:11pm UTC
    1st Day of Summer: Im gonna lose so much weight this summer and get my hair cut and just look so amazing for next school year!
    2 Weeks later: look I'm starting to lose weight and look different!
    Middle of Summer: a few days of rest wont hurt.....
    Week before school starts: It looks like I ate a whale -_-
    ~oh well maybe next year (:
    #nohate

  6. laurak302 laurak302
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 10:00pm UTC
    And I guess the only thing I can do at this point is be happy that you found someone else that you are happy with </3

  7. laurak302 laurak302
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 9:55pm UTC
    So today was the last day of school and I found out "he" has a new girlfriend...but he always still looks at me like he used to before we dated. We never ever talk except for the few randoms times that we texted but my brithday is next monday and i guess i shouldnt expect a text from him anymore even though i said happy birthday on his birthday last month. He sends so many mixed signals that i'm just lost and confused.....I usually dont care what he does until I see him with someone else than it starts to hurt. When I see him with someone else all I can think is how he is calling another girl beautiful and his "favorite girl." Since like I said today was the last day of freshman year, I probably won't see him till August ( 2 months) and I honestly think I will miss him </3 We had so many summer plans then he dropped me like it ment nothing....now I am truly somebody that he used to know....useless and forgotten </3

  8. laurak302 laurak302
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 6:40pm UTC
    One of the worst feelings in the world is watching the one you still love and have a past with...
    ~love someone else for the first time </3

  9. laurak302 laurak302
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 10:09pm UTC
    They say there has to be rain before a rainbow...
    ~But baby this is a storm, and it feels like there is no end to even start to see a bright side </3

  10. laurak302 laurak302
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 8:09pm UTC
    repost if you love your dad. if you dont hell die in 12 days
    sorry i didnt want to take any chances

  11. laurak302 laurak302
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 5:18pm UTC
    I miss you and your smile,
    ~so baby come back and stay awhile <3

  12. laurak302 laurak302
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 10:40pm UTC
    few years ago a mother and a father decided they needed a break, so they wanted to head out for a night on the town. So they called their most trusted babysitter. When the babysitter arrived the two children were already fast asleep in bed. So the babysitter just got to sit around and make sure everything was okay with the children.
    Later in the night, the babysitter got bored and so she wanted................................. to watch t.v but she couldn't watch it downstairs because they didn't have cable downstairs (the parents didn't want their children watching too much garbage) so she called them and asked them if she could watch cable t.v in the parents room. Of course the parents said it was okay, but the babysitter had one final request. She asked if she could cover up the large clown statue in their bedroom with a blanket or cloth, because it made her nervous. The phone line was silent for a moment, and the father (who was talking to the babysitter at the time) said..... take the children and get out of the house..... we'll call the police... we don't have a clown statue..... the children and the babysitter got murdered by the clown. it turned out 2 be that the clown was a killer that escaped from jail.
    if you don't re-post within 5 minutes the clown will be standing next 2 your bed at 3:00am with a knife in his hand

  13. laurak302 laurak302
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 10:45pm UTC
    I let down my guard around you
    ~now I know why I have trust issues </3

  14. laurak302 laurak302
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 10:16pm UTC
    God is testing you so repost this and he will fix two BIG things tonight in your life ♥if you believe in him repost ♥ He is always watching...had to do it

  15. laurak302 laurak302
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 3:43pm UTC
    few years ago a mother and a father decided they needed a break, so they wanted to head out for a night on the town. So they called their most trusted babysitter. When the babysitter arrived the two children were already fast asleep in bed. So the babysitter just got to sit around and make sure everything was okay with the children.
    Later in the night, the babysitter got bored and so she wanted................................. to watch t.v but she couldn't watch it downstairs because they didn't have cable downstairs (the parents didn't want their children watching too much garbage) so she called them and asked them if she could watch cable t.v in the parents room. Of course the parents said it was okay, but the babysitter had one final request. She asked if she could cover up the large clown statue in their bedroom with a blanket or cloth, because it made her nervous. The phone line was silent for a moment, and the father (who was talking to the babysitter at the time) said..... take the children and get out of the house..... we'll call the police... we don't have a clown statue..... the children and the babysitter got murdered by the clown. it turned out 2 be that the clown was a killer that escaped from jail.
    if you don't re-post within 5 minutes the clown will be standing next 2 your bed at 3:00am with a knife in his hand

  16. laurak302 laurak302
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 3:41pm UTC
    She Believed
    ~my life </3

  17. laurak302 laurak302
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 3:36pm UTC
    And all I wanna know is:
    ~Why did you play me so hard?

  18. laurak302 laurak302
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2012 12:13am UTC
    Girl: I love you. - Boy: Yeah I know everyone does! ... ... ... ... ... -Girl: Really? - Boy: Yeah...everyone of my friends that are girls tell me that everyday. - Girl: Oh...but am I only your friend? - Boy: No...you're my girlfriend...why? - Girl: So when I say I love you I really do mean it. - Boy: Yeah I know you do mean it...its just that you dont need to tell me that you love me anymore cuz I know you love me since the day we been together and i love you more each and everyday. - Girl: ...... - Boy: So wanna go somewhere tonight for our 7th anniversary? - Girl: Yeah...where? - Boy: I dont know...maybe movie then dinner? -Girl: Ok. - Boy: Ill pick you up after I get off and get ready ok? - Girl: Ok. What time do you get off? - Boy: In 2 hours and then I gotta go home and yeah get ready which takes about 15-20 mintues... -Girl: hey...I thought you didnt have work today... - Boy: One of my co-workers called in sick. - Girl: Oh okay! So ill see you around 7:30 then? - Boy: Yeah! and babe? - Girl: Yeah? - Boy: I love you. - Girl: I love you too! - Boy: Ok my manager is like looking at me so yeah.... i gotta go. - Girl: Ok bye. - Boy: Bye. **************************** 2 hours later... The guy drives to his girlfriends house and walks up to the door and rings bell. - Girl: Hey! (gives a kiss to her boyfriend) - Boy: Wassup...you ready? - Girl: Um...wait...let me get my bag and we can go ok? - Boy: Ok. They both watched a movie and ate dinner...once they were done eating they head back to the car but before she got into the car... - Boy: Wait! Can I blind fold you? - Girl: Why??! - Boy: Its a suprise. - Girl: What kind of suprise? - Boy: A big one. - Girl: Okay but only if you promise me that you will hold my hand while we're driving. - Boy: I promise. - Girl: Ok blind fold me... So they drove off...........and then they stoped. - Boy: Ok we're here! -Girl: Where? - Boy: Wait let me walk you to the place! - Girl: What place? - Boy: Somewhere! (and gives a kiss to her on the lips) - Girl: Baby!... The boy walks her to the place. - Boy: Ok...let me take the blind fold off. - Girl: Where are we? He takes it off her and she opens her eyes and sees the view of the city and at that same spot...that's where he first asked her to be his girlfriend.... - Girl: Omg...(tears come down) - Boy: Why are you crying? - Girl: This is where you first asked me out... - Boy: What are you doing the rest of your life? (he asked on his knees and after he says that...behind him...in the air it says "Will you marry me?" in fireworks) - Girl: (tears come down faster) - Boy: I wasnt at work when you called me...I was planning this whole thing! - Girl: Get up! - Boy: Yeah? - Girl: (kisses him) - Boy: Is that a yes or a no? - Girl: Yes. If you don't repost this you will have the loneliest life! BUT! If you do repost this, you will have a relationship that will last as long as you want it to! You have 3 mintues to repost this bsp;

  19. laurak302 laurak302
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2012 12:10am UTC
    Girl: I love you. - Boy: Yeah I know everyone does! ... ... ... ... ... -Girl: Really? - Boy: Yeah...everyone of my friends that are girls tell me that everyday. - Girl: Oh...but am I only your friend? - Boy: No...you're my girlfriend...why? - Girl: So when I say I love you I really do mean it. - Boy: Yeah I know you do mean it...its just that you dont need to tell me that you love me anymore cuz I know you love me since the day we been together and i love you more each and everyday. - Girl: ...... - Boy: So wanna go somewhere tonight for our 7th anniversary? - Girl: Yeah...where? - Boy: I dont know...maybe movie then dinner? -Girl: Ok. - Boy: Ill pick you up after I get off and get ready ok? - Girl: Ok. What time do you get off? - Boy: In 2 hours and then I gotta go home and yeah get ready which takes about 15-20 mintues... -Girl: hey...I thought you didnt have work today... - Boy: One of my co-workers called in sick. - Girl: Oh okay! So ill see you around 7:30 then? - Boy: Yeah! and babe? - Girl: Yeah? - Boy: I love you. - Girl: I love you too! - Boy: Ok my manager is like looking at me so yeah.... i gotta go. - Girl: Ok bye. - Boy: Bye. **************************** 2 hours later... The guy drives to his girlfriends house and walks up to the door and rings bell. - Girl: Hey! (gives a kiss to her boyfriend) - Boy: Wassup...you ready? - Girl: Um...wait...let me get my bag and we can go ok? - Boy: Ok. They both watched a movie and ate dinner...once they were done eating they head back to the car but before she got into the car... - Boy: Wait! Can I blind fold you? - Girl: Why??! - Boy: Its a suprise. - Girl: What kind of suprise? - Boy: A big one. - Girl: Okay but only if you promise me that you will hold my hand while we're driving. - Boy: I promise. - Girl: Ok blind fold me... So they drove off...........and then they stoped. - Boy: Ok we're here! -Girl: Where? - Boy: Wait let me walk you to the place! - Girl: What place? - Boy: Somewhere! (and gives a kiss to her on the lips) - Girl: Baby!... The boy walks her to the place. - Boy: Ok...let me take the blind fold off. - Girl: Where are we? He takes it off her and she opens her eyes and sees the view of the city and at that same spot...that's where he first asked her to be his girlfriend.... - Girl: Omg...(tears come down) - Boy: Why are you crying? - Girl: This is where you first asked me out... - Boy: What are you doing the rest of your life? (he asked on his knees and after he says that...behind him...in the air it says "Will you marry me?" in fireworks) - Girl: (tears come down faster) - Boy: I wasnt at work when you called me...I was planning this whole thing! - Girl: Get up! - Boy: Yeah? - Girl: (kisses him) - Boy: Is that a yes or a no? - Girl: Yes. If you don't repost this you will have the loneliest life! BUT! If you do repost this, you will have a relationship that will last as long as you want it to! You have 3 mintues to repost this bsp;

  20. laurak302 laurak302
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2012 4:41pm UTC
    H-hold
    O-on
    P-pain
    E-ends

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