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mhmm_itz_lexi
posted a quote
October 19, 2009 10:40pm UTC

Today,
My teacher asked my class what we wanted to be when we grew up.
Most people wanted to be
-athletes
-movie stars
-actresses
-fashion designers
and what not.
When we got to me I smiled and said "UPS driver" I got weird looks from the entire class, and it was silent. I thought it would e best for me to explain, so I said,
"Well, for starters, you get to drive with the fricken door open, man. Two, you can listen to your ipod all day and you don't have to deal with people, because I'm not good at that. You get to wear brown shorts, and you always look like a pimp. Your biggest problem is when there's some rabid dog, but then I could just throw the package, and hope it's not fragile. And finally, you get to play a game at every house. You know what game I'm talking about, whenever the guy rings the doorbell, and you open the door, he's already driving away. It's like, WHOAAAA, ninja driver!
but it's okay, because I already know the secret
(There isn't a door on the truck, so you can just hop in)
I got extra credit, for not being afraid to express myself.

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vaneg93
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October 19, 2009 11:40pm UTC

This is in Spanish when you're not looking. (:

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imtotallyserious
posted a quote
October 20, 2009 12:19am UTC

How do you make a (man) laugh on friday ?
→you tell him a joke on monday

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aeriie_xoxo
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October 20, 2009 7:11am UTC

male or female?
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look down stupid, not scroll down.
hehe^.^

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xox2bLoNdE2kNoWxox
posted a quote
October 20, 2009 12:37pm UTC

|| Never * ||
go to bed angry
stay up && plan
* revenge *

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beachgirl22
posted a quote
October 20, 2009 3:52pm UTC

black background:
Today, it started pouring during cross
country. Most of the runners ran under
trees. One kid went running past singing
'just keep swimming, just keep
swimming,...' New. Best. Friend.
MLIA
black background:
black backgroundi

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pokeygirl15
posted a quote
October 19, 2009 6:36pm UTC

Every time he smiles at me
My heart breaks even more.
I want to cry my eyes out like the sea
But I would just have to clean them up off the floor.
Nobody realizes that she cries
For the same reason every time.
She keeps falling for the wrong guy.
Will she ever hear those chimes?
Is he worth her time?
Does he even care?
Maybe she should just become a mime.
But would she dare?

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x3x3jackieex3x3
posted a quote
June 20, 2009 11:41pm UTC

bow chika bow wow
thats [ what ] my baby said
mowmowmow&myheartstarts
pumpin'♥
chika chika choo & wow
*never______gonna______stop*
gitchi gitchi goo means that
♥i love you
ha... ohh phineas & Ferb :D
edit credit to everlong !!!

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donthate_justloove
posted a quote
October 19, 2009 9:40pm UTC

Remember all the things we wanted,
now all our memories they're
haunted, we were
always meant
to say
good bye

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Eliizabethhhxx
posted a quote
October 14, 2009 8:39pm UTC

... And im the type of girl
That will be asked to give a digital high five on aim; and will slap her computer to make it official :)

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katie7
posted a quote
October 14, 2009 9:33pm UTC

Today
in history class,
my teacher asked
us what we thought
was the biggest disaster
in american history.
The kid a few seats down
from me screamed out
"Hannah Montana".
My teacher high fived him.
MLIA

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larlarx0x1996
posted a quote
October 14, 2009 10:13pm UTC

You lied.
I cried.
You apologized.
I sympathized.
You told me she didn't mean anything.
I was too forgiving.
You did it again.
This is the end.
We are over.
</3

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Gl4m0urCh1ck
posted a quote
April 18, 2009 10:26pm UTC

11:11 Ooh! I want a po-
11:12 ny. Damn it!

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xoDazzleKittyxo
posted a quote
April 18, 2009 10:30pm UTC

Yeah Hun,
Stop
Drop &
Roll
Does not work in hell

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the_names_caro
posted a quote
March 24, 2009 6:57pm UTC

16 Things To Say When Someone Calls You Crazy
1. say, Um,no!The voices only come once a week now
2. "Quite frankly, my imaginary friend just said he disagrees."
3. Tomarrow, at 6 a.m dont go on the bus! I feel disaster in your future.
4. Shhh... (and put you finger on their mouth, then run away while doing an interprative dance.)
5. Twich and blink exsesivly while you disagree.
6. Act like you can't understand them and scream, " no speak-ey english-ay"
7. Punch them in the face and say that your anger managment classes are useless.
8. Ask if crazy is a new drug and look around frantically while you ask how much they charge.
9. Stare at them without blinking for 20 seconds and lean in close to their face before you answer them.
10. Blame it on the wolf pack that raised you.
11. Don't answer, than when they leave jump on their back and threaten that you will sacrifice them.
12. Make a sexy pose and say, "do you find that attractive?"
13. Act flahtered and tell them that you're already seeing someone.
14. Burst into tears and file for harrasment.
15. Scream at the top of your lungs before they finish what they're saying and run away.
16. Explain you're just nervous and instead of bitting your fingernails, frantically bite your toenails.

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PiinkPopcorn
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February 21, 2009 5:52pm UTC

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peacelovex95
posted a quote
March 16, 2009 4:49pm UTC

Squidward: Would you not stand so close. I'm getting claustrophobic.
Patrick: What does claustrophobic mean?
Spongebob: It means he's afraid of Santa Claus!
Squidward: No it doesn't!
Patrick: HO HO HO!
Spongebob: Stop it Patrick you're scaring him!

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sheszamaszinqx3
posted a quote
February 10, 2009 11:01am UTC

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AlexGaskarthStoleMyHeart
posted a quote
January 18, 2009 11:23am UTC

Screw glass slippers...
I have my Converse♥

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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