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lannerszx3

1. lannerszx3
   posted a quote
   November 6, 2011 12:58am UTC
   I wish I had Jimmy Neutron's Brain,
   Phineas & Ferb's Summer,
   & Timmy Turner's Goldfish.
   Fact.
   
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2. lannerszx3
   posted a quote
   October 22, 2011 10:24pm UTC
   I hate the feeling of
   loosing your closest friends.
   
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3. lannerszx3
   posted a quote
   September 28, 2011 9:04pm UTC
   Dear homework,
   They may be doing you, but all they can think about is me.
   Sincerely,summer.
   Fav if you gett it :)
   
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4. lannerszx3
   posted a quote
   September 28, 2011 9:04pm UTC
   Dear homework,
   They may be doing you, but all they can think about is me.
   Sincerely,summer.
   Fav if you gett it :)
   
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5. lannerszx3
   posted a quote
   August 26, 2011 6:49pm UTC
   Today I feel like ... Ke$ha: Like P.Diddy
   Katy Perry: Like a plastic bag
   Far East Movement: Like a G6
   Me: Like going back to sleep
   
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6. lannerszx3
   posted a quote
   August 19, 2011 2:23pm UTC
   I hate when teachers say " you think this is funny ? "
   If im laughing obviously something is funny ..
   Favorite if you hatee it too!.
   
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7. lannerszx3
   posted a quote
   August 16, 2011 5:57pm UTC
   Fake is the newest trend and,
   everyone seems to be in style
   
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8. lannerszx3
   posted a quote
   August 1, 2011 8:07pm UTC
   Have you ever tried removing all the vowels from
   "female" and seeing what you got?
   LOLOLOL.
   
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9. lannerszx3
   posted a quote
   July 30, 2011 6:09pm UTC
   If you get sexted by someone you dont like...
   ....does that mean you just got molexted?
   LMFAO
   -not mine.
   
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10. lannerszx3
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2011 6:21am UTC
    Dear pregnancy test,
    How can you be so positive at a time like this?!
    Sincerely, screwed.
    lololollol:)
    
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11. lannerszx3
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2011 7:11am UTC
    Dear Ken,
    Did you know Barbie's knees don't bend? Have fun with that...
    Sincerely, Bratz.
    Lolololol fav if you get it ;) !
    
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12. lannerszx3
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2011 4:37pm UTC
    Dear mum,
    Please stop telling me not to play with my food. You spent the first 2 years of my life pretending it was an airplane.
    Sincerely, lay off.
    <333 lmfao
    
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13. lannerszx3
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2011 8:56pm UTC
    Dear Facebook,
    Thanks for making the word "friend" so meaningless.
    Sincerely, 3480 "friends."
    i lovee this lmao<3
    
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14. lannerszx3
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2011 1:40pm UTC
    The akward moment when your at breakfast with your aunt uncle and friend and your cousin looks down and sayd "Hes awake to say hello"
    Favv if you get it ;)
    
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15. lannerszx3
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2011 9:12am UTC
    Dear mascara commercials,
    Does that come with the five inch long fake eyelashes the model was wearing?
    Sincerely, not convinced.
    
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16. lannerszx3
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2011 10:04pm UTC
    For the first time i'm in love
    and i wanna tell everybody<3
    
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17. lannerszx3
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2011 10:41pm UTC
    p r o m i s e d we`d be Friends till the Day we Die
    but it all ends with a new friend or a Goodbye<||3
    
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18. lannerszx3
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2011 9:31pm UTC
    Haters make me famous ;)
    ~noot mine lmao.
    
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19. lannerszx3
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2011 9:22pm UTC
    Does anyone else listen to taylor swift when their heart is hurting ?. <3
    
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20. lannerszx3
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2011 7:41pm UTC
    Why do we all waist a flower to tell us if he loves us ? Why cant we just ask him ourselves? Why doesnt he like us back? the questions that i wish someone would answer<3
    
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