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Member Since: 25 Apr 2010 09:16am

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 Hello(:
my friends are my life.
forever.
i love liam hemsworth.
Buhh- byee.
  1. lalaloveexx lalaloveexx
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2010 2:18pm UTC
    Did you know
    you cant hum when you plug your nose.
    now fave if you didn't try because you have seen this quote a zillion times and already tried.

  2. lalaloveexx lalaloveexx
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2010 8:21pm UTC
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  3. lalaloveexx lalaloveexx
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2010 7:40pm UTC
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  4. lalaloveexx lalaloveexx
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2010 8:49am UTC
    Write the first thing that comes to mind.
    01 Hello: wassup
    02 Love:him
    03 Cow:moo
    04 Peace: love
    05 Sky: cloud
    06 Mr. big: yeaaah
    07 Horror: ahh
    Answer with only one word.
    01 You are a: girl
    02 You drink: water
    03 Your first kiss: no
    04 Where are you: home
    05 You like: dudes
    06 Hate is: stupid
    07 Love is: cool
    08 You dream of: stuff
    09 You can’t spell: hippotamos
    10 Your favorite color is: orange
    Answer either true or false. No “maybes” allowed.
    01 You like a boy/girl: true
    02 You would kiss someone for $10: false
    03 You’re addicted to facebook: true
    04 You’re addicted to notes false
    05 Pink looks nice on guys?: TRUE!
    06 You can’t keep a secret: false
    07 You have a sibling(s): true
    08 You know what an asterisk is: false
    09 You dye your hair: false
    Write the first thing each color makes you think of.
    01 Red: blood
    02 Green: leaf
    03 Teal: seal
    04 Maroon: env3
    05 Silver: car
    06 Brown: house
    07 White: sandals
    08 Peachy: peach
    09 Yellow: shirt
    10 Purple: hair

  5. lalaloveexx lalaloveexx
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2010 1:52pm UTC
    There was this girl and she was with
    her
    friend.
    They were looking through peoples
    MySpaces.
    The girl slowly came upon this one
    myspace. It
    had creatures in the background and the
    man
    looked like a psycho. She started
    laughing with
    her friend commenting on how ugly he
    was.
    Right
    then, an instant message came up.
    IT SAID
    SatanStalker: So how do u like my
    MySpace?
    XxLoVemExX: What?
    XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway?
    SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
    youre looking at my MySpace right now.
    XxLoVemExX: How do you know?
    SatanStalker: I know. I know when people look
    at my MySpace.
    XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make any sense, how?
    SatanStalker: I just do.
    Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like
    you.
    Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might
    say.
    At the time the girl was wearing high shorts. She started to pull them down
    a little bit to cover what ever she could. Her and her friend started
    to get worried now.
    XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting
    to care the living sh*t out of me.
    SatanStalker: You should be afraid.
    SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy
    like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what
    you just said about me with your friend like a
    minute ago.
    They were in shock.
    Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
    hes a f*cking psycho!
    The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
    watching us?
    SatanStalker: I am.
    SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really matter if
    you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
    from coming to your house.
    XxLoVemExX: What? My house?
    SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its not a problem.
    XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to
    leave now because youre freaking me out.
    SatanStalker: Your screen name says
    love me, trust me that wont be a problem.
    SatanStalker has just signed off.
    The girl and her friend were really
    scared.
    Girls friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust
    me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke
    from someone.
    They went upstairs and were
    having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls
    friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said
    ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her
    friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering
    what was up. She goes and knocks but no one said
    anything she opens it and finds her friend there on
    the ground dead. She started to scream but
    when she turned around he was there.
    News the next
    morning said that there was one girl dead in
    the bathroom; her neck sliced with blood all
    over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall.
    Just her head.
    If you do not repost this in the next two
    minutes there will be three men, one in your
    bathroom,
    one in your room, and one killing your parents
    at that very moment. Tonight at 1:30am. Well
    what are you waiting for? Repost or you are going
    to
    die!

  6. lalaloveexx lalaloveexx
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2010 7:09pm UTC
    •••••••••••♥•••••••••••
    Its weird because
    we started talking again, and you told me you liked me still. Which i have been waiting for you to tell me since we broke up. Then you asked me what I would say if you asked me out right then. And i told you i would say no. And i had no idea why because i still liked you. I guess it was because i knew you were just going to
    Break my heart again
    •••••••••••♥•••••••••••

  7. lalaloveexx lalaloveexx
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 4:37pm UTC
    You could just tell me you don't have the time.
    But no, you wanna leave me hanging
    What's the point in all of my waiting?
    I'm the one who's noticing you,
    Guess that makes me obsessed with you.

  8. lalaloveexx lalaloveexx
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 4:27pm UTC
    i<3 you.
    not my colors..

  9. lalaloveexx lalaloveexx
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2010 3:48pm UTC
    HeresToTheHeartbreakers
    who are so good
    at hiding all the
    evidence of them pretending
    AllAlongWhoWereWeKidding?
    Heres to the heartbreakers;; Katy McAllister.

  10. lalaloveexx lalaloveexx
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2010 1:46pm UTC
    Don't Be Shy,
    Say Hii (:

  11. lalaloveexx lalaloveexx
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2010 7:58am UTC
    Love me or Hate me,
    your choice could possibly break me
    all mine.
    fav.

  12. lalaloveexx lalaloveexx
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2010 7:02pm UTC
    I Wanna Be A Billionaire
    xx so freakin bad xx

  13. lalaloveexx lalaloveexx
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2010 6:35pm UTC
    This is our last chance
    give me your hands
    cause our world is spinning at the speed of light

  14. lalaloveexx lalaloveexx
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2010 6:30pm UTC
    I Want To Be*
    *
    more then a memory *

  15. lalaloveexx lalaloveexx
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2010 6:24pm UTC
    Maybe i will never be
    who i was before
    maybe i don't even
    know her anymore

  16. lalaloveexx lalaloveexx
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2010 6:15pm UTC
    * When i see your *
    * (: *
    * Tears run down my face. *

  17. lalaloveexx lalaloveexx
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2010 6:24pm UTC
    1. Put your iPod/iTunes on shuffle.
    2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
    3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!!!
    IF SOMEONE SAYS “IS THIS OKAY” YOU SAY?
    where are you now
    WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
    he could be the one
    WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
    vanilla twilight
    HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
    another wish wasted
    WHAT IS YOUR LIFE’S PURPOSE?
    blah blah blah
    WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
    paparazzi
    WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
    checkk yes juliet
    WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS?
    i love you 5
    WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
    what do you want from me
    WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
    about you now
    WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BESTIE?
    she will be loved
    WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
    learning to fall
    WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
    that should be me
    WHAT SONG WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
    breakout
    WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
    paparazzi
    WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
    here goes nothing
    WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
    one in a million
    WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

  18. lalaloveexx lalaloveexx
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2010 7:16pm UTC
    <3 I am in love. <3
    The kind of love where the sun could shine or not shine all day long and you wouldn't care.
    The kind of love that makes you want to jump in the pool in December.
    The kind of love that makes you want to dance in the rain.

  19. lalaloveexx lalaloveexx
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2010 6:26pm UTC
    I Don't Think Its Possible
    to get over you.

  20. lalaloveexx lalaloveexx
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2010 6:22pm UTC
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