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LayKneeLoveee (:
seventeen; senior.

Country Music Is What I Live For

"Is Mexico a country... Or is it just like Mexico?" - Me

"Why is water wet?" - Me

"how did we get from my unfortunate experience at putt putt to me getting a 4.0 for harvard to alaini making katherine a cake. no wait-5 cakes." - alex


"It's the girl who cried death of grandma." - alex

"you all have the attention span of a squirrel on crack." - alex

Matt: What happens if you call "dibs" on a guy and someone else calls "dibs" on them
Me: Too bad, you should h
ave called dibs first.

"I go home and sleep... I sleep all day... All I ever do is sleep, I just sleep and sleep and sleep. If it were up to me I would be a fat lard and sleep all day, but no I come to school and be a smart kid instead."
- Keegan

"you're going to play me like a piano again" - cream puff

"grow a pair of what? oaveries?" - brian

"moo, oh wait nevermind neigh it's a horse" - matty

"Alaini, your foot wear is completely inappropriate."
- Matt Fidler.

"I have a crush on 4 guys right now. I might as well have an std...for CRUSHing around!" - alex

me: what's the place islam people go to on fridays?
katherine: a swastica

Alex: so my thanksgivings are usually boring but this time something exciting happened-
Me: oh! Your uncle got drunk??
Everyone: ....what?
Me: oh sorry, I facebook stalk you.

Alex: alaini. you cant poop if you're dead!
Me: no! when you die, it all comes out. you literally shit yourself when you die.
(ellen: that can happen when you're giving birth too.)

Erica: Doesn't lamo mean 'i love you?'
Alex: What?
Erica: L-A-M-O
Alex: that's laughing my ass off
Katherine: did she really just say that?
(while everyone has a what in the world face planted on their face)

 
  1. lainibabyy lainibabyy
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2009 3:15pm UTC
    Like a thundercloud without a chance of rain
    Like a stretch of sandy beach without the waves
    It's like i'm spinning my wheels
    Down a lonely interstate
    Me without you

  2. lainibabyy lainibabyy
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2009 2:16pm UTC
    She's as pretty as a picture, Every bit as funny as she is smart,
    Got a smile that'll hold you together, And a touch that'll tear you apart,
    When she's yours she brings the sunshine, When she's gone the world goes dark
    Yeah she's heaven on the eyes, But boy she's hell on the heart.

  3. lainibabyy lainibabyy
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2009 3:43pm UTC
    That Boy Had The Key;
    he had everything that meant the most to me
    he was my best friend, my everything
    he meant the world, until he meant nothing

  4. lainibabyy lainibabyy
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2009 8:39pm UTC
    His eyes are like a muddy day
    I tried to avoid them so I didn't fall too deep, but slipped anyways...

  5. lainibabyy lainibabyy
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2009 4:03pm UTC
    So there's this boy
    he's my best friend, my other half, my everything
    i tell him everything, and talk about anything
    he makes me smile, even when he's being mean
    i love his voice - it keeps me calm
    in the end i love him

  6. lainibabyy lainibabyy
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2009 7:19pm UTC
    Every time I'm faced your way
    looking like i'm talking to my best friend
    really it's just so i can get a glimpse of
    you looking at me without you noticing

  7. lainibabyy lainibabyy
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2009 5:44pm UTC
    Teenage heartbreak nothing hurts so bad
    Than remembering everything you had
    Teenage heartbreaks never last that long
    Broken hearts heal when the pain is gone

  8. lainibabyy lainibabyy
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2009 4:15pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  9. lainibabyy lainibabyy
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2009 3:31pm UTC
    it's time for a reality check
    sorry sweetie but just because you
    act like youre better than everyone else
    well, it doesnt mean you are better

  10. lainibabyy lainibabyy
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2009 7:29pm UTC
    I'm the kind of girl who:
    doesnt show she's scared
    won't let anyone get to her
    fakes a smile so no one asks whats wrong
    refuses to cry in front of people
    puts friends first
    won't let anyone in - because she's afraid
    to get close to someone again

  11. lainibabyy lainibabyy
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2009 4:29pm UTC
    When someone tells me how to live my life
    i tell them:
    "no one asked if i wanted to be born, so no one
    has the right to tell me how to live my life, including you"

  12. lainibabyy lainibabyy
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2009 7:19pm UTC
    you got me spinning in circles
    my heart racing through the sky
    you got me lost in another world
    i didn't know i could have feelings like this
    i.love.you

  13. lainibabyy lainibabyy
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2009 3:33pm UTC
    Even if i live to be 100
    i wouldnt want to turn back time,
    because boy a girl can only take so much
    hurt in her life, and i think you've hit my limit

  14. lainibabyy lainibabyy
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2009 11:33am UTC
    l i f e -
    let's face it;
    it's not the easiest thing in the world
    and sometimes you feel like giving up
    but, life is worth the ups and downs because
    it's what makes things more interesting.

  15. lainibabyy lainibabyy
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2009 7:55am UTC
    somewhere along this empty road i found you
    and now i'm in your tight arms and know i will
    always have you to love, forever

  16. lainibabyy lainibabyy
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2009 11:54am UTC
    It's not about what we've become
    it's about how much we've been though
    it's about how i can trust you with anything
    it's about how i'm scared i might loose you
    it's about how much i actually love you
    And it's about me wanting to spend my life with you

  17. lainibabyy lainibabyy
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2009 2:48pm UTC
    Let's pause the clock
    and take a look at time, let's look at everything,
    the good the bad and even the times that dont
    really matter, let's just look and see what could
    have been if we had tried. let's look into the
    future to see what will be. because with time
    [ [ paused ] ] i can do a.n.y.t.h.i.n.g. i want

  18. lainibabyy lainibabyy
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2009 1:26pm UTC
    the truth is
    there's a boy who makes me feel
    like a million bucks someday, then
    he makes me feel like crap on others
    but the thing is i'm completely in love
    with him that it doesnt even matter to
    me anymore, because i know he's the
    one that i would kill to stay with forever

  19. lainibabyy lainibabyy
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2009 1:44pm UTC
    my life isn't written on paper
    or even with a pen. my life is written on cement
    with various different tools, because sometimes
    the paper flies away or can even burn and pen
    often fades, where as with the cement my life
    story is written for anyone to see and will always be around

  20. lainibabyy lainibabyy
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2009 8:47pm UTC
    l i f e -
    it's not about who you make an impact on,
    but rather how you made someone know your name.

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