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  1. bunnylover43 bunnylover43
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2012 11:47am UTC
    In the Shower
    Shampoo: *Gets in eyes,Blinds a person*
    Shampoo: *Up Nose, No longer can breathe*
    Shampoo: *Gets in mouth,Poisoned*
    Shampoo:*Gets in ears, Temporarily death*
    Shampoo:*Falls on the ground, You slip,You die*
    Stay away from shampoo Kids, It kills people.
    BUNNYLOVER43 FORMAT

  2. hey_i_love_witty hey_i_love_witty
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2012 12:17pm UTC
    The awkward moment when you are doing something weird and your crush walks in.

  3. zer0* zer0*
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2012 12:04pm UTC
    Monsters are real,
    Ghosts are real, too.
    They live inside us.
    And sometimes,
    they win.

  4. Sweden* Sweden*
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2012 10:42am UTC
    Hi ,I’m Selena. I hope you can understand me.
    But I lost my bestfriend on Oct.6.2008,By a Drunk drivers
    He was only 14 and I wanted to die I Didn’t care if It hurt
    Every time I cut myself Ever since he died I wasn’t myself
    I found out i fell into depression and i didn’t eat sleep or anything
    Anytime i was happy is when i belive someone could understand
    Me.Or when im wearing his hoodie listening to his favourite song.
    Everyday been a hard one for me i hate how this hurts so bad
    Because i fell for him and he's dead but the last words was my favourite
    from people to aliens from planets to worlds it was ''I love selena and i always did''
    i never wanted to forget him i just wear my smile everyday even though i wear a sad one
    I miss you,Nick L

  5. Krissy9Lives Krissy9Lives
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 9:54am UTC
    click to see this quote

  6. VickyAngellyxx VickyAngellyxx
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2012 1:28pm UTC
    What didn't kill me,
    Never Made me stronger at all.

  7. MarcuzIssexy MarcuzIssexy
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2012 1:53pm UTC
    My elbow is such a s.lut.
    It bangs
    everything.

  8. AmazingQuotes150 AmazingQuotes150
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2012 2:17pm UTC
    Scary movies during the day: Doesn't even look that scary, come up with something clever next time. Dumb Director.
    Scary movies at night: Ahhh Sh*t, i'm gonna have nightmares tonight.
    True story

  9. Elliexxx Elliexxx
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2012 2:07pm UTC
    why do stores that are open 24/7 have locks on their doors ?

  10. ntheawesome896 ntheawesome896
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2012 2:12pm UTC
    NOT AMY AND RORY

  11. Michelle288 Michelle288
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2012 2:13pm UTC
    My friend Stephanie needs a clever name for her Witty account.
    I suggested Step-On-Me.

  12. Just_Kill_Me_Now Just_Kill_Me_Now
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2012 2:13pm UTC
    A locked door,
    a rusty razor,
    a towel stained with red.
    A folded note,
    a broken mirror,
    a young girl lays there dead.
    Her emotions tangle,
    the room begins to swirl.
    She was Mommy's perfect angel
    and Daddy's little girl.

  13. Elliexxx Elliexxx
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2012 2:15pm UTC
    I saw six men kicking and
    punching the mother-in-
    law. My neighbor said
    ‘Are you going to help?’ I
    said, ‘No, Six should be
    enough

  14. vanessacp3 vanessacp3
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 3:34pm UTC
    Admit
    it...
    we all have a Build-A-Bear that we secretly adore.
    wonderstruck layouts not my format my quote

  15. littleleftofthemiddle littleleftofthemiddle
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 6:53pm UTC
    Dad: why are your eyes red?
    Me: i smoke marajuana, dad
    Dad: don't lie to me, you were crying because you have no friends

  16. Onism* Onism*
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 11:21am UTC
    "Everything in this room is edible, even I'm edible, but that, my dear children, is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies"-Willy Wonka

  17. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 1:31pm UTC
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  18. MaddyWaddy MaddyWaddy
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 7:37am UTC
    Here's to the girls
    That never get any faves on their quotes but that doesn't stop them from posting.

  19. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 12:08pm UTC
    Yes, Witty has changed. But how about instead of complaining about it, we thank Steve for all the hard work and effort he put into making this new site for us. When Witty chaned last time, people complained, but they got over it. Thank you Steve for all the hard work you put into this for us. ❤

  20. Olisbabe * Olisbabe *
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 9:12am UTC
    DON'T LIE AT ONE POINT
    We all thought the McFlurry spoons from McDonalds were also straw's......
    nmq

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