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Pesadilla · 9 years ago
ily
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QuietPeopleHaveLoudMinds · 1 decade ago
lolz my life
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MaddyWaddy · 1 decade ago
nmq
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lilmisslittle · 1 decade ago
UPDATE
I FINISHED MY PROJECT DURING CLASS
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glassygirl189 · 1 decade ago
I play that game every day...lol
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maaddiissoonn · 1 decade ago
omg u got a top qu0te yay
wow
gr8
u da best
gud job
wow
star
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PixieDustx · 1 decade ago
Omg. I do this all the time
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_behind_these_green_eyes · 1 decade ago
math, spanish, grammar, and literature....
I'm gonna win (:
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lilmisslittle · 1 decade ago
I ACCIDENTALLY LEFT MY PROJECT THAT'S DUE TOMORROW AT SCHOOL

OOPS
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GeorgieBooLovesYou · 1 decade ago
I'm playing that... So far, I think I'm going to "win".
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RandomSmileyFace · 1 decade ago
hahaha i have a free 45 minutes tomorrow so i'm doing it then
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fakingasmile · 1 decade ago
I'm playing now
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shadowming1998 · 1 decade ago
Pffff, girl, I created that game!

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invisabledinosaurs · 1 decade ago
Im so good at that game!!
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maaddiissoonn · 1 decade ago
I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only givin you
things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it
in front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
and whether you like to admit it [*ERR*] I just it
better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valiums
It's funny; cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the nursin home flirting
Pinchin nurses when I'm jackin off with Jergens
And I'm jerkin but this whole bag of isn't working
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin
He could be workin at Burger King, spittin on your onion rings
[*HACH*] Or in the parkin lot, circling
Screaming "I don't give a !"
with his windows down and his system up
So, will the real Shady please stand up?
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

based on this passage from the book, it’s quite obvious that there is not a single slim shady. they can be found here, there, everywhere. Slim Shady is someone who is a baller, dont cur wut no 1 thnks strong black women who dont need no man.
So will the real slim shady please stand up.
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mwittym · 1 decade ago
v when people take things to seriously, so i laugh about it and my cat just stares at me like wat are you doing?
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mwittym · 1 decade ago
el oh el
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PsychoButterflies · 1 decade ago
I'm still alive but I'm barely breathin', just praying to a God that I don't believe in, cause I got time while he's got freeedoooommm! CAUSE WHEN A HEART BREAKS, NO, IT DON'T BREAKEVEN! Forgive the weirdness. I had to. c:
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Love_is_Louder_then_words · 1 decade ago
i love this lol xD
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__loveistragic · 1 decade ago
this is literally me. halloweentown >>>
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