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  1. kylieshae kylieshae
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2012 3:37pm UTC
    heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead

  2. kylieshae kylieshae
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2012 5:43pm UTC
    Disney Quotes #7
    When you look for the bad in maknkind expecting to find it,you surely will.

  3. kylieshae kylieshae
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2012 5:41pm UTC
    Disney Quotes #7
    When you look for the bad in maknkind expecting to find it,you surely will.

  4. kylieshae kylieshae
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2012 5:35pm UTC
    Disney Quotes #7
    Let your heart guide you. It whispers,so listen closely.

  5. kylieshae kylieshae
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 5:20pm UTC
    my hampster died today
    he fell asleep at the wheel
    nmq

  6. kylieshae kylieshae
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 5:00pm UTC
    Disney Quotes #6
    If there ever comes a day when we cant be together, keep me in yout heart,i'll stay there forever.

  7. kylieshae kylieshae
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 4:57pm UTC
    Disney Quotes #5
    The Past can hurt, but the way i see it, you can either run from it, or learn from it

  8. kylieshae kylieshae
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 4:51pm UTC
    Disney Quote #4
    Ladies dont start fights, but they dream,can finish them!

  9. kylieshae kylieshae
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 4:47pm UTC
    Disney Quote #3
    for every to, there is a fro, for every stop, there is a go, thats what makes the world go round

  10. kylieshae kylieshae
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 4:39pm UTC
    Disney Quotes #2
    If your heart is in your dream,no request is too extreme

  11. kylieshae kylieshae
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 4:34pm UTC
    Disney Quotes #1
    "To die would be an awfully big
    adventure."

  12. kylieshae kylieshae
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 4:18pm UTC
    Chops
    Once on a yellow piece of paper with green lines
    he wrote a poem
    And he called it "Chops"
    because that was the name of his dog
    And that's what it was all about
    And his teacher gave him an A
    and a gold star
    And his mother hung it on the kitchen door
    and read it to his aunts
    That was the year Father Tracy
    took all the kids to the zoo
    And he let them sing on the bus
    And his little sister was born
    with tiny toenails and no hair
    And his mother and father kissed a lot
    And the girl around the corner sent him a
    Valentine signed with a row of X's
    and he had to ask his father what the X's meant
    And his father always tucked him in bed at night
    And was always there to do it
    Once on a piece of white paper with blue lines
    he wrote a poem
    And he called it "Autumn"
    because that was the name of the season
    And that's what it was all about
    And his teacher gave him an A
    and asked him to write more clearly
    And his mother never hung it on the kitchen door
    because of its new paint
    And the kids told him
    that Father Tracy smoked cigars
    And left butts on the pews
    And sometimes they would burn holes
    That was the year his sister got glasses
    with thick lenses and black frames
    And the girl around the corner laughed
    when he asked her to go see Santa Claus
    And the kids told him why
    his mother and father kissed a lot
    And his father never tucked him in bed at night
    And his father got mad
    when he cried for him to do it.
    Once on a paper torn from his notebook
    he wrote a poem
    And he called it "Innocence: A Question"
    because that was the question about his girl
    And that's what it was all about
    And his professor gave him an A
    and a strange steady look
    And his mother never hung it on the kitchen door
    because he never showed her
    That was the year that Father Tracy died
    And he forgot how the end
    of the Apostle's Creed went
    And he caught his sister
    making out on the back porch
    And his mother and father never kissed
    or even talked
    And the girl around the corner
    wore too much makeup
    That made him cough when he kissed her
    but he kissed her anyway
    because that was the thing to do
    And at three a.m. he tucked himself into bed
    his father snoring soundly
    That's why on the back of a brown paper bag
    he tried another poem
    And he called it "Absolutely Nothing"
    Because that's what it was really all about
    And he gave himself an A
    and a slash on each damned wrist
    And he hung it on the bathroom door
    because this time he didn't think
    he could reach the kitchen.
    nmq
    from perks of being a wallflower

  13. kylieshae kylieshae
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 10:22pm UTC
    if there wasnt a delet history button
    every teenager would be screwed

  14. kylieshae kylieshae
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2012 7:50pm UTC
    Hey i just met you,
    and you look crazy
    what brands your make up?
    crayola, maybe?

  15. kylieshae kylieshae
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2012 7:47pm UTC
    Dont Glare at me Lady,
    your the one who named your kid marco
    and screamed his name at the grocery store...

  16. kylieshae kylieshae
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 6:08pm UTC
    if boys had periods...
    they would brag about the size of their tampons
    who agrees?
    mnq

  17. kylieshae kylieshae
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2012 5:15pm UTC
    (\_/)
    ( '_')
    (> )>o I was going to give you this cookie
    U U
    ... ...
    ...(\_/)
    ...('_' )
    o<( <) But then I was like...
    ....U U
    .(\__/)
    .(O.O)
    .(>o<) IT'S MY COOKIE!!!
    ..U U
    .(\__/)
    .(O.O)
    .(>o<) I LIKE COOKIES!!!
    ..U U
    (\__/)
    (^_^)
    (> <) So then I ate it..teeheehee

  18. kylieshae kylieshae
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2012 5:14pm UTC
    Dori: Hey I just met you
    Marlin:
    Dori: and it might seem crazy
    Marlin:
    Dori: But heres my number
    Marlin:...
    Dori: Hey I just met you
    ...

  19. kylieshae kylieshae
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2012 7:03pm UTC
    you never know what you have till its gone...
    screw that,
    You always knew what you had, you just never thought you would lose it.

  20. kylieshae kylieshae
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2012 10:25pm UTC
    i desire all the things which destroy me in the end

:)

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