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neonbubbles
posted a quote
June 8, 2012 4:15pm UTC

What if your webcam was on
right now and broadcasting in
times square?

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muffinsandwitty7557
posted a quote
June 7, 2012 7:01pm UTC

*30 years from now*
*What Makes You Beautiful starts playing on car radio*
Me: Oh my...*starts fangirling/crying*
Kids: Mom are you oka--
Me: SHUT UP YOUR FATHER IS SINGING!

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Nina_luv13
posted a quote
June 4, 2012 8:28pm UTC

There are three types of people in
the in world,
Those who are good at math
and those who aren't.

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 5, 2012 5:39pm UTC

Sometimes I want to go to another country
just to be the new kid with the awesome accent.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
June 8, 2012 11:54am UTC

Boys: God you f*cking c*nt!
Adults: Oh well, boys will be boys.
Girls: Sh*t.
Adults: Oh my gosh young ladies should not be cursing! Shame on you! You've brought the devil into our house! Go wash your mouth out with soap.

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 6, 2012 8:29pm UTC

well, I'm off to club Bed.
Featuring DJ Pillow and Mc Blanky.

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 6, 2012 3:58pm UTC

"so no one at my friend's old high school is allowed to dress up for halloween anymore because one year this kid came to school on a bike, wearing a red jumpsuit with tampons taped to him. he rode around the school telling people he was the menstrual cycle."

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hailstorm37
posted a quote
June 8, 2012 1:23pm UTC

I just burned 1200 calories.
I forgot the pizza in the oven.
Fave if you get it

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Marie1388
posted a quote
June 6, 2012 11:08am UTC

Miley Cyrus is
engaged.
Does anybody else feel extrememly old?

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伤*
posted a quote
June 4, 2012 6:38pm UTC

7 reason to date a british boy:
1. His accent
2. Having someone call you love
3. His accent
4. They dress better than american boys
5. His accent
6. They're cuter than american boys
7. His accent
format credit to OneDirection/Quote made by Jill (DON'T STEAL)

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 5, 2012 6:49pm UTC

When I was younger, whenever I saw a limo,
I thought someone famous was in it.

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ILoveStarWars
posted a quote
June 4, 2012 7:00pm UTC

Last day of school:
Normal people: I'm gonna miss you so much! *Crying*
Me: I hated you all.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
June 5, 2012 3:07pm UTC

I wonder
if anyone is secretly in love with me

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gwenythadele
posted a quote
June 4, 2012 8:31pm UTC

Me: *breathes*
Mom: EXCUSE ME?
Me: What?
Mom: I don't like your additude.
Me: But I--
Mom: Don't you dare talk back to me young lady.
Me: Okay.
Mom: One more word out of you and I'm grounding you for a month.
Me:
Mom:
Me:
Mom:
Me:
Mom:
Me: *blinks*
Mom: That's it. Give me your phone.

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SpreadALittleLove97
posted a quote
June 2, 2012 6:47pm UTC

LOL has anybody else
seen the adventures of One Di r e c t i o n?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1o3fcUH-yPQ&feature=g-all-lik
Im actually dying right now. Watch it!
nmf (C) OneDirectionInfectionn

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mayday
posted a quote
May 31, 2012 4:18pm UTC

me: if i had a voice like morgan freeman i would just walk around the streets following people and pretend to narrate their lives.

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Keepitsweet
posted a quote
May 31, 2012 4:22pm UTC

Today my moms getting surgery!
any good luck wishes or anything?

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①ⒹⒻⒶⓃ ⒾⓈ ⓂⓎ ⒷⒻⒻ❣ღ*
posted a quote
May 31, 2012 6:50pm UTC

Emmy wished on a dragon scale,
And that's what started Dragon Tales.
Around the room the dragons flew,
But Emmy and Max knew what to do.
They climbed on the backs of their dragon friends,
Now the adventures never end!
Dragon Tales, Dragon Tales
It's almost time for Dragon Tales.
Come along, take my hand,
Let's all go to Dragon Land.
There's Ord he's the biggest,
Not so brave of heart.
There's Cassie,
So shy, also very smart.
There's Zak and Wheezie and his tales of fun,
'Cause you know two heads are better than one!
Dragon Tales, Dragon Tales
It's almost time for Dragon Tales.
Come along, take my hand,
Let's all go to Dragon Land.
GThat was my childhood

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h4ppiness
posted a quote
May 31, 2012 6:02pm UTC

the worst mistake i've made this year?
THINKING I COULD TRUST PEOPLE.

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Julia_Hession
posted a quote
May 31, 2012 6:32pm UTC

If i was a teacher,
I would find out who was going out with who and be sure to pair them up.<3

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