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  1. BandGeeekk BandGeeekk
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2011 3:32pm UTC
    I miss the days
    Where I liked you, & you liked me too.
    nmf

  2. timbit4567 timbit4567
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2011 10:26pm UTC
    Does anyone else think
    Lady Gaga plays a man a little too well?

  3. 2nddegreeTKDMickayla99 2nddegreeTKDMickayla99
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2011 7:48pm UTC
    I'm in the hospital with my cousin, Trysta, who's in a coma after being swept away by Hurricane Irene. She's 6, and if I told you about her, you'd
    fall in l.o.v.e. ♥
    I tell her Witty Quotes all the time. Bad ones, good ones. I tell her about school, and him. I don't know if I'll ever see her again.
    Girls, please fave this for her. No, fave this for me. Because I don't know how else to feel anything right now.

  4. redapple7592 redapple7592
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2011 9:21pm UTC

    Never ignore a person that loves you ,
    cares for you , and misses you
    because one day, you might wake up from your sleep
    and realize that
    you lost the moon while counting the stars .

  5. kittencore kittencore
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2011 6:31pm UTC
    HE CHEATED, but i'm still with him just because when he told me, he was crying harder than I was... nmf

  6. annabellegrace annabellegrace
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2011 10:59pm UTC
    Everybody has that best friend that:
    - turns everything dirty
    - finds everyone hott
    - has bitchy comebacks
    - eats like a pig and gains no weight
    - is always soo pretty
    - swears too much
    - has a funny laugh
    - never gets embarrassed
    - dances like no one is watching
    - always has a kinky winky story to tell
    -
    Fav if you agree and comment if there are more

  7. tty2009 tty2009
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2011 8:22pm UTC
    Those late night text messages
    When you just confess everything.

  8. x0TorBor0x x0TorBor0x
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2011 8:13pm UTC
    That awkward moment when...
    you realize the four-year-old's on Toddlers & Tiara's are prettier than you are.
    nmf

  9. The_Lost The_Lost
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2011 7:23pm UTC
    Convo with my guy friend...
    Me: Will you go and get me some chocolate from the shops?
    Him: why?
    Me: Me & Harry broke up. /:
    Him: Okay, I’ll be back soon.
    He came back with;
    A massive bar of chocolate.
    Two Ben & jerry’s ice-cream.
    Some magazines.
    Marshmellows.
    ‘the notebook’ & ‘john tucker must die’ rented.
    Make up wipes.
    And a giant box of tissues.
    Then he hugged me while I cried.
    He’s amazing.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  11. irish101 irish101
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2011 7:12pm UTC
    *Me and my dad were stopped at a red light*
    Him: Hey look at that guy in that car
    Me: What about him?
    Him: We will probably never know him
    Me: Yup....
    Him: I could hit him, then we'd get to meet him
    Me: Just drive...
    nmf

  12. lyysssx0 lyysssx0
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2011 7:20pm UTC
    Today is my uncle's birthday
    the thing is, he killed himself on December 13, 2009.
    He would've been 46 years old today.
    Can I get 46 favorites in honor of him?
    I love and miss you, Uncle Tim.♥

  13. vicctorriaaax vicctorriaaax
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2011 8:51am UTC
    WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?
    today,
    I saw a girl, about 8,
    COMPLAINING ABOUT HOW HER IPHONE GOT TAKEN AWAY.
    Why?
    HER PARENTS CAUGHT HER KISSING HER BOYFRIEND.
    I saw 3 ten year olds at the mall,
    SHOPPING AT VICTORIA'S SECRET.
    why is this generation in such a hurry to grow up?
    IT'S NOT AS FABULOUS AS YOU THINK.
    in fact, its terrible.
    I WOULD KILL TO BE LITTLE AGAIN,
    playing with my jump rope, having only a skinned knee to cry over.

  14. xoitalian1016xo xoitalian1016xo
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2011 7:20pm UTC
    &Does Anyone Else
    want a guy to propose to you
    with sticky notes that say all
    cute things like on the
    Sharpie Commercial?

  15. crimsonbloodkid crimsonbloodkid
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2011 2:51am UTC
    For every like, I'll donate 1 dollar to cancer foundation.
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

  16. iAmSwag iAmSwag
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2011 5:13am UTC
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  17. xclarex xclarex
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2011 9:26pm UTC
    ----------- ♥ -----------
    i`m afraid that later on..
    •You're gonna become a phone number I'm no longer texting or calling.
    •You're gonna become a song that brings back memories.
    •You're gonna become a picture I have to take off of my phone.
    •You're gonna become someone my parents or friends ask about & I have to tell them "We're no longer talking".
    •You`re going to be someone I want to go to for advice & you won`t be there.
    •You're gonna become someone I see & you'l walk by me as if we never met.
    Yes, I`m afraid♥
    [♥][♥][♥][♥][♥][♥][♥]
    quotecreditto AnotherBrokenHeart

  18. ALLiWANT ALLiWANT
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2011 8:36pm UTC
    WHO ELSE...
    hates when your head-phones get caught on something and are viciously ripped from your ear.

  19. gigglepuff16 gigglepuff16
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2011 6:32pm UTC
    The Awkward Moment When...
    your chair makes a farting noise and no one believes that it was the chair, so you try do it again but you can't make the sound.

  20. vicctorriaaax vicctorriaaax
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2011 8:41am UTC
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