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krutig

1. krutig
   posted a quote
   August 4, 2011 10:01pm UTC
   SAT NO TO
   DRUGS
   SAY YES TO
   TACOS
   
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2. krutig
   posted a quote
   August 4, 2011 9:54pm UTC
   I'm not
   RANDOM
   you just
   can't think
   as FAST
   as me
   
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3. krutig
   posted a quote
   August 3, 2011 11:44pm UTC
   no matter how i feel
   its always true,
   that the one thing
   that makes me smile
   is YOU. <3
   
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4. krutig
   posted a quote
   August 3, 2011 11:39pm UTC
   boyfriend
   +
   rain
   =
   lots of kisses
   
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5. krutig
   posted a quote
   July 27, 2011 7:26pm UTC
   Look at the chart and say the COLOUR not the word
   YELLOW BLUE ORANGE BLACK RED GREEN PURPLE YELLOW RED ORANGE GREEN BLACK BLUE RED PURPLE GREEN BLUE ORANGE
   Your right brain tries to say the colour but your left brain insists on reading the word
   
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6. krutig
   posted a quote
   July 27, 2011 12:19am UTC
   Love is like heaven
   but it can hurt like hell
   
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7. krutig
   posted a quote
   July 27, 2011 12:14am UTC
   If a turtle loses his shell is he naked or homeless?
   
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8. krutig
   posted a quote
   July 27, 2011 12:02am UTC
   DEAR PARENTS,
   JASMINE WAS IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH A DIRTY HOMELESS BOY NAMED ALADDIN
   SNOW WHITE LIVED ALONE WITH 7 MEN.
   PINNOCHIO WAS A LAIR.
   ROBIN HOOD WAS A THIEF.
   TARZAN WALKED AROUND WITHOUT CLOTHES ON.
   A STRANGER KISSED SLEEPING BEAUTY AND SHE MARRIED HIM.
   CINDERELLA LIED AND SNUCK OUT AT NIGHT TO ATTEND A PARTY.
   YOU CAN'T BLAME US.
   WE WERE TAUGHT TO REBAL SINCE A YOUNG AGE
   
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9. krutig
   posted a quote
   July 26, 2011 11:46pm UTC
   I run with scissors
   it makes me feel dangerous:)
   
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10. krutig
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2011 10:53pm UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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11. krutig
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2011 11:46am UTC
    we lost because we didn't win.
    
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12. krutig
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2011 12:22am UTC
    13 is considered unlucky because their parents realize their children are becoming teenagers
    
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