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1. krizka
   posted a quote
   October 15, 2010 10:45am UTC
   R.O.T.F.L.O.L.S.H.T.I.N.C.
   B.I.S.A.G.O.W.O.T.T.A.R.
   U.T.D.I.A.I.O.A.
   Rolling on the floor laughing out loud so hard that I nearly choke but I see a glass of water on the table and reach up to drink it and I'm ok again.
   
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2. krizka
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   September 10, 2010 12:14am UTC
   R.O.T.F.L.S.H.M.S.F.O.A.I.D.M.T.
   Rolling On The Floor Laughing So Hard My Sombrero Falls Off And I Drop My Taco
   
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3. krizka
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   August 15, 2010 12:02am UTC
   &, I'VE GOT YOU ALL FIGURED OUT:
   you need everyone's eyes
   just to feel seen
   
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4. krizka
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   August 9, 2010 9:52am UTC
   YOUR HEART ISN’T PLASTIC ♥
   iT ISN’T A TOY.
   BUT iF YOU WANT iT BROKEN,
   JUST GIVE IT TO A boy.
   
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5. krizka
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   July 20, 2010 11:07am UTC
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6. krizka
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   July 10, 2010 4:00am UTC
   there was once this girl;
   to her you meant the world
   *mine! please don't jock.
   
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7. krizka
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   July 10, 2010 3:47am UTC
   that pretty girl sitting on his knee
   he forgot it used to be me
   *mine! please don't jock.
   
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8. krizka
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   July 7, 2010 4:18am UTC
   30 Days, 30 Letters.
   Day 15 - The Person You Miss Most
   Dear Will,
   Haven't thought of you in a while. Haven't heard from you in a while either. Wish you hadn't seen me when I was together with 'him'. I wish he hadn't been so protective and we could have talked. I know that our hug was extremely awkward but I missed you. I miss you so much I isn't even funny. You were as close to love as I could imagine. You were my friend and you listened to me all the time. You're the only one that made my heart beat just by thinking about you. Thanks for the memories, I hope you visit soon.
   ♥ Me.
   
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9. krizka
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   July 6, 2010 8:35am UTC
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10. krizka
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    July 5, 2010 9:19am UTC
    "Speaker of untruths,
    you pants have combusted!"
    
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11. krizka
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    July 5, 2010 8:41am UTC
    The Sorting Hat has spoken and I belong with you.
    
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12. krizka
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    July 4, 2010 12:44am UTC
    everybody wants happiness,
    everybody hates pain.
    but you can't have a rainbow,
    without a little rain.
    
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13. krizka
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    July 3, 2010 10:57pm UTC
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14. krizka
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    July 2, 2010 10:28pm UTC
    30 Days, 30 Letters.
    Day 11 - A Deceased Person You Wish You Could Talk To
    Dear V's Cousin,
    I don't know what makes me want to talk to you but you seem like someone that she really loved. She already has 3 brothers and for her to call you another brother must mean that you guys were really close. I would have liked to meet you because I'm sure we would have clicked immediately. Sometimes when we used to talk, you would come up and then she'd get all teary eyed. I guess I just want to be able to see you and see why she does.
    ♥ Me.
    
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15. krizka
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    July 2, 2010 8:00am UTC
    fave if:
    You wish people would 'fave' your quotes more.
    
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16. krizka
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    July 2, 2010 5:22am UTC
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17. krizka
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    July 1, 2010 4:20am UTC
    30 Days, 30 Letters.
    Day 9 - Someone You Wish To Meet
    Dear Justin Bieber,
    I'm totally in love with you. I've never felt this way for anyone. I can't help it. You're the first girl I've ever liked. I'm lesbo for you. :) Marry me? Be my girlfriend? I hope we meet.
    ♥ Me.
    
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18. krizka
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    July 1, 2010 4:09am UTC
    sick of crying
    tired of trying
    yeah, I'm smiling
    but inside I'm dying
    
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19. krizka
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    July 1, 2010 3:59am UTC
    a locked door | a rusty razor
    a towel stained in red
    a folded note on the floor
    (a broken mirror) :
    a young girl lays there dead.
    emotions in a tangle
    the room begins to s.w.i.r.l.
    she was mommy's perfect angel
    And Daddy's little girl.
    
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20. krizka
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2010 11:16am UTC
    R.O.T.F.A.L.S.G.T.I.R.O.T.R.A.A.C.R.O.M.B.I.L
    Rolling On The Floor And Laughing So Hard That I Roll Onto The Road And A Car Runs Over Me But I Live.
    (please don't jock!)
    
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