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um...I'm Kristin.....my life isnt that exciting....i really have no clue who i am..but you know, i gotta make myself :)
and um i like penguins and narwhals! 
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  1. kristunie97 kristunie97
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2013 6:59pm UTC
    A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?" "Because I'm a woman," she told him.
    "I don't understand," he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will."
    Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?"
    "All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say.
    The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry.
    Finally he put in a call to God. When God got on the phone, he asked,
    "God, why do women cry so easily?"
    God said, "When I made the woman she had to be special.
    I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet gentle enough to give comfort.
    I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children.
    I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue without complaining.
    I gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any and all circumstances, even when her child has hurt her very badly.
    I gave her strength to carry her husband through his faults and fashioned her from his rib to protect his heart.
    I gave her wisdom to know that a good husband never hurts his wife, but sometimes tests her strengths and her resolve to stand beside him And finally, I gave her a tear to shed. This is hers exclusively to use whenever it is needed."
    "You see my son," said God, "the beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair.
    The beauty of a woman must be seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart the
    place where love resides."
    saw this and it made me smile :)

  2. kristunie97 kristunie97
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2012 12:06am UTC
    Hot Coco? a
    Warm blanket? a
    Good movie? a
    ....I'll just settle for my cat...

  3. kristunie97 kristunie97
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2012 8:37pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  4. kristunie97 kristunie97
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2012 11:21pm UTC
    "I think gays are stupid and there should be a hunting season on gays. I'd be the first to buy a tag!"-intolerable a$$holeYou know...its stupid people like this that makes the world cruel. Last time I checked, homosexuals and bisexuals are humans too! It's people like this that makes people scared to be themselves, makes people hate themselves for being different. It sickens me to know that people truly believe that homosexuality is wrong, and that God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve. Well, if you look closely, God also says He made each person the way HE wanted them to be. Gay, straight, bi...their skin color, and body shape. He Himself, chose that. I'm not trying to shove religion down your throat, but the christians who say its wrong according to the bible are wrong. Homosexuality is not a choice, you think people want to be looked down upon by the majority of the population?! You think people want to be hated? Are you stupid? Love is shared between two people who deeply care about each other...not just between a man and a woman. sorry just a vent... €€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€

  5. kristunie97 kristunie97
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 11:46am UTC
    Nothing you could docould ever stop my babyNothing you could saycould tear us two apartWe've got all the sparkto set this place on fireWe got making loveright down to a fine art-Neon Trees

  6. kristunie97 kristunie97
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 10:14pm UTC
    I blow bubblesnot boys :)

  7. kristunie97 kristunie97
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 11:54am UTC
    "Put the bong down and stay in this world a while, it's not so bad once you get used to it."-R.G.V.

  8. kristunie97 kristunie97
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2012 10:21am UTC
    It has been so long since I've been on here...Wow it's crazy how much I miss this placeand how much has changed since the last time I was here...nmf

  9. kristunie97 kristunie97
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2012 10:17pm UTC
    I haven't eaten since 12:40pm...wonder if i can make it a full 24 hours... nmf

  10. kristunie97 kristunie97
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 10:44am UTC
    o my gosh i haven't been on here in 3 weeks :'(

  11. kristunie97 kristunie97
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 1:41am UTC
    Sister: *coughs* "I love when you die like that" Sister: Who says that to their sister?! Me: *laughing* me!

  12. kristunie97 kristunie97
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 1:34am UTC
    Convo with my older sister!!! Her: do you watch yourself when you type?! Me: no....why? Her: do you always type like that?! Me: yea....why....? Her: YOU HAVE SPIDER FINGERS!!!

  13. kristunie97 kristunie97
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2011 11:53pm UTC
    I've finally done it I have once again pushed something wonderful out of my life YY

  14. kristunie97 kristunie97
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2011 2:08pm UTC
    Another day, another fightWhen all this girl wants is flightHer parents scream,But she only prays it's all a dreamShe hopes to leave this loveless placeAnd climb out to her own spaceAnother day, another fightAnother cut to end this fright

  15. kristunie97 kristunie97
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2011 11:06am UTC
    I heard that some people got Ipads, Xbox 360s, laptops and all that good stuff. Then I looked at my family and thought. All the people that got all the expensive stuff, are so lucky. Some one took the time, and their money to get you something like that. The people who got you that, are so lucky to have that money to spend. I'll go back to school in a week, and hear about all the sweet presents people got, and I'll have nothing to say when they ask "what did you get for the Holidays?" Those people that got all those gifts, I'm happy for you, I really am. Just dont take it for granted, like I know so many people do. Happy Holidays! thanks for reading :)

  16. kristunie97 kristunie97
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 10:07pm UTC
    Yoga is not as fun as it looks, and is not as relaxing as it should be. lol nmf

  17. kristunie97 kristunie97
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 10:03pm UTC
    When a guymelts your heart so much thatyou can't even breath properly. ♥

  18. kristunie97 kristunie97
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2011 9:31am UTC
    I have to make an ad for a class....but i dont know what i should do it on...help me pretty please!!!!!

  19. kristunie97 kristunie97
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2011 11:00pm UTC
    Love how you ditched me after I was gunna tell youwhat happened today at the appoinments I had, but I guess hugging your boyfriend is much more important than finding out that your "b estfriend" has anxiety and depression, and is now on medication....Yea love you too.sorry vent nmf

  20. kristunie97 kristunie97
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2011 5:46pm UTC
    Walking on ice like a penguin so you dont fall and die! format © RawriEatKidsx3 .


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