kristivia

kristivia
posted a quote
March 22, 2010 12:55pm UTC

i'm the kind of girl__*
that can watch tons of horror movie
& not get scared
but scream at the top of my lungs
when the toast pops out of the toaster

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kristivia
posted a quote
March 22, 2010 12:51pm UTC

well....
i dont like your pants
Burnnnnnn..(:

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kristivia
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March 22, 2010 12:48pm UTC

me without you is like a shoe with out laces
ITS POSSIBLE BABY

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kristivia
posted a quote
March 4, 2010 5:52pm UTC

Wife-My wrinkles are getting worse everyday,i look like i have gained 50 pounds,i have horrible acne. whats going on? baby can u please give me some hope about my self!?
Husband-Well, your eye sights correct

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kristivia
posted a quote
March 1, 2010 5:06am UTC

Friend-U know What iM cooler Than u Are
Me-No your Not
Friend-Yah i Am, im cool
With A K can be Cool with a C
Me-Oh yah
Friend-Yah
Me-well Im So Cool THat i carry A squirt gun
Friend-oh Yah ?
Me-Ya
Friend -Well im so cool THat i like bubbles
Me-Oh Yah
Friend-yah, cuz i can eat them and then burp em up..
you know what PWND.. u know who pwnds elmo pwnds
Me-Elmo Does not Pwn
Friend-Yah he does, U dont even know what Pwnd Means
Me-YES i Do!u Dont know what pwnd means
Friend-Yah i do its own with a P in front of it
XD i love hurr(:
^^<3^^

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kristivia
posted a quote
March 1, 2010 4:46am UTC

i hate when i need to think of something that moment
and then it pops up in my head in the middle of the night

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kristivia
posted a quote
February 7, 2010 12:38am UTC

i lost both my friends in a fire
of course i was the fire
and they were everything left beneath it
they will never forgive because they have
vanished, gone, never seen as a friend
again.

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kristivia
posted a quote
February 2, 2010 4:22pm UTC

//I Hate how easily you can Hurt me\\
&& Yet when you comeCrawling Back and Say Sorry and I take you back.
//I Hate how easily I belived your Lies
&& still Loved you.\\
Well you know what Im not Beliving yourlies or listening to your sorry's anymore...
I'm Walking Away </3

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kristivia
posted a quote
February 2, 2010 3:56pm UTC

your like food, i cravee u
<3

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kristivia
posted a quote
January 31, 2010 6:58pm UTC

most of the quotes on witty are really sad...
C'MONNN GIVEE US SOMEEE HOPE PEOPLE

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kristivia
posted a quote
January 31, 2010 6:55pm UTC

love endures all things
love never fails
*love is a blessing

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kristivia
posted a quote
January 31, 2010 5:33pm UTC

like this is u DONT like justin bieber :P

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kristivia
posted a quote
January 31, 2010 5:29pm UTC

I don't like fighting but I would Fight for the one I love <3
what now .. ohh.(:

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kristivia
posted a quote
December 13, 2009 8:28pm UTC

Im strong on the outside, not all the way through,
I've never been perfect, but niether have you. <3

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kristivia
posted a quote
November 18, 2009 8:19pm UTC

we live in an age where pizza gets to your home before a police

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kristivia
posted a quote
November 18, 2009 8:13pm UTC

JUST SHUT UP
its not like life is perfect

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kristivia
posted a quote
November 6, 2009 5:06pm UTC

__you'll never find the real you__
because your too busy impressing
HIM

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kristivia
posted a quote
November 5, 2009 9:27am UTC

im not a jock im not a prep im not a loser im not a teachers pet im not a smarty im not a dumby
im not popular im not a nerd but there is definetily something that i am and that something
is unique and full of surprises and there isnt one person in this world thats it and that would b
[(MYSELF)]

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kristivia
posted a quote
November 4, 2009 8:33am UTC

[(Only)] in America ...... do drugstores make
the sick walk all the way to the back of the store
to get their prescriptions while healthy people
can buy cigarettes at the front.
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EVER WONDER ...
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Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
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Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor,
and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
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Why is the time of day with the
slowest traffic called rush hour?
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You know that indestructible black box that is
used on airplanes?Why don't they make the
whole plane out of that stuff?!
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Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together
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If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
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If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
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kristivia
posted a quote
November 4, 2009 8:14am UTC

LIFEis too short,
soKISSslowly(:,
LAUGHinsanely,
LOVEtruly, and
FORGIVEquickly.

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