kristabff posted a quote
October 4, 2013 9:57pm UTC
Tonight my family and I were sitting in front of the tv talking about how my cousin is having another child (she already has a boy) and it's going to be another boy and i was like "Nooo i wish it was a girl not another boy!! It would have been cuter to have an older brother and younger sister! Haven't the spérm heard of the term 'ladies first' god so rude" and my family laughed really hard and now i am so pleased and happy like guys this is amazing lol
kristabff posted a quote
October 1, 2013 7:02pm UTC
My thoughts at school. Science teacher: ...and then he discovered electrons by using the cathode ray tube! Me: cathode ray tube Me: cathode ray Me: cathode Me: cathode Me: CATS Me: wait i'm hungry Me: don't you dare tell me to wait you female puppy Me: oh wait which question do you want me to answer??
kristabff posted a quote
September 28, 2013 7:50pm UTC
In 20 years: Winning candidate for president: woahh so like i just won this election lol hashtag swag brb let me get my phone i'm gonna instagram and tweet this Losing candidate for president: wTF OMFG HOW COULD YOU PICK THEM I CANT EVEN I DESERVE THIS I MEAN HE CANT EVEN SPELL AND I HAVE MORE FOLLOWERS THAN HIM ON TWITTER YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS AN OUTRAGE IM TAKING OFF MY "GOVERNMENT ∞" TATTOO RN
kristabff posted a quote
September 21, 2013 9:06pm UTC
People who are born in 1999 are cooler than everyone else because before we were born we were all like "Woah let's see how close we can get to the 2000's without actually being born in 2000's" yeah we like to live our lives on the edge for sure. risk takers. bow down to us. bow down to me.
kristabff posted a quote
September 20, 2013 7:41pm UTC
The golden rule is to treat others the way you want to be treated. So, before you click that unfollow button on my page, think: "How would I like it if she unfollowed me?" The answer is not so good, i mean thats one less follower, no one wants that. please don't unfollow me
kristabff posted a quote
September 14, 2013 8:33pm UTC
This kid in my grade posted a picture of his mcdonald's cup with two straws on Instgram and he wrote: "McDonalds Logic: gives you two straws when you order one drink" and this other kid wrote underneath that caption: "McDonalds Logic: gives you two chins when you order one Big Mac" and i'm dEAD HOLY CRAP HAHA
kristabff posted a quote
September 6, 2013 6:49pm UTC
THIS IS ACTUALLY THE CUTEST MUSIC VIDEO EVER OH MY GOD?? THESE LITTLE KIDS MADE A MUSIC VIDEO AND EVERYONE FUNDED THEM AND IT'S NOT THAT BAD AWWWWWW: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YLy4j8EZIk you can catch me and my crew eatin' hot cheetos and taki's.