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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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cupcake069
posted a quote
December 16, 2011 8:34pm UTC

No cough syrup,
You are not grape flavored. Have you ever tasted a grape? You taste like death and the tears of small children. Not grape.
♥
follow me, i follow back!

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Spencer Grace✨*
posted a quote
August 30, 2011 10:13pm UTC

So today,
I went to victoria secrets for a bra.
One of the workers picked a few bras out for me to try on. After i got one on, she'd come in too see how it fit me.
After i picked out one that i liked, she admitted that she didnt work there and that she was a lesbian.

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JustDropItLikeItsHot
posted a quote
December 14, 2011 9:25pm UTC

I'd like to let you know;
I'm not a perfect girl. I make mistakes. I'm pretty indecisive.
I'll push you away at times. I'll ask you to stay with me.
I'll need you but I may not want to get a t t a c h e d to you.
I trip over everything. I spill stuff & I'm still freaked out by bugs.
I'm still pretty immature, &when I'm really happy, I get hyper.
I'm not easy, I take relationships slow, so don't get your hopes up.
I'm not flawless, nobody is, I don't always want to wear makeup.
Guess what? I don't always want to style my hair, sometimes I like it wavy.
I get a zit sometimes, I get emotional & I get annoyed pretty easily.
But underneath of all of that, I can make you one solid promise.
I know I'll love you and care for you better than anyone else.

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Ally6866
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December 14, 2011 7:49pm UTC

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samiibrii428
posted a quote
November 26, 2011 10:47pm UTC

Happy Bella : -_-
Sad Bella: -_-
Excited Bella: -_-
Angry Bella: -_-
Shocked Bella: -_-
Confused Bella: -_-

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FunZy0x4
posted a quote
November 27, 2011 1:21pm UTC

Someone who really loves you
sees what a mess you can be, how moody
you can get, how hard you are to handle but,
still wants you in life <3

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Cutecat0413
posted a quote
November 27, 2011 12:56pm UTC

BOY: I have a question...
GIRL: Yeah? Ask away.
BOY: What do you do when you need to say
something, but you don't know how?
GIRL: Well sometimes, the truth lies within our
actions, instead of our words.
And that's when he kissed her.

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oursong
posted a quote
November 25, 2011 11:54am UTC

number of
girls who think
i'm pretty:345435
number of
guys who think
i'm pretty:0

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cheergirl9432
posted a quote
November 24, 2011 6:45pm UTC

I'm Good at math!
U+I=69

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mElizabeth15
posted a quote
November 23, 2011 11:49pm UTC

dad, how was i born?
Well, son first your mother and i got together on
facebook and set up a date via email. we met up
at myspace and she agreed to download data
from my pen drive, but right when i was about to
transfer we realized that none of us had installed
a firewall. it was too late to hit delete so nine
months later a pop up window appeared saying
you've got a male. ♥

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lovepinkxo
posted a quote
November 7, 2011 4:33pm UTC

& w h o e l s e l o v e s
j e n n a m a r b l e s

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sydneysydneysydney
posted a quote
October 31, 2011 10:56pm UTC

he's not perfectyou aren't either and the two of you will never be perfect. But if he can make you laugh at least once, causes you to think twice, and if he admits to being human and making mistakes, hold onto him and give him the most you can. He isn’t going to quote poetry, he’s not thinking about you every moment, but he will give you a part of him that he knows you could break. Don’t hurt him, don’t change him, and don’t expect for more than he can give. Don’t analyze. Smile when he makes you happy, yell when he makes you mad, and miss him when he’s not there. Love hard when there is love to be had. Because perfect guys don’t exist, but there’s always one guy that is perfect for you.” ― Bob Marley♥

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Icantthinkofafrickenname
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October 26, 2011 7:08pm UTC

I was taking an essay test
w h e n a g i r l r a i s e d
h e r h a n d a n d s a i d h a l f - j o k i n g l y
"C a n I f i n i s h t h i s o r a l l y , m y h a n d i s
s t a r t i n g t o h u r t "
Thats . What . She . Said .

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ikindajust
posted a quote
September 27, 2011 5:08pm UTC

suck my dick
personalities can't be sucked, silly.

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trapped
posted a quote
September 10, 2011 9:00pm UTC

It's been a year daddy.
I really really miss you.
Mommy said your in a safe place now.
In a beautiful place called Heaven.
We had your favorite dinner tonight.
I ate it all up!
Even though I don't like carrots..
I learned how to swim this summer.
I can even open my eyes when I'm under water.
Can you see me?
It's been 5 years daddy.
And I'm in 5th grade now.
I really like computers.
But, math is hard.
Mommy lets me sleep in one of your tee shirts.
I think it still smells like you.
I don't need to sleep with the light on anymore.
I try not to cry daddy,
but it still hurts.
I really miss you daddy.
Can you see me?
It's been ten years daddy.
I started high school.
I made the honor roll,
I hope you're proud of me.
I'm also on the soccer team.
Can you see me on the field?
I started thinking about colleges.
Do you think I could be a doctor?
I know you'll be with me when I walk down the isle..
I try not to be sad.
But it hurts.
I hope you know you're my hero.
I love you so much.
Can you see me?
This is for all the kids who have lost a parent, sister, brother, uncle, aunt, grandparent, etc. in their life due to 9/11.
Rest in peace.

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XnikkiXbbyX0
posted a quote
September 14, 2011 9:16pm UTC

A psychic was talking to a ghost.
Psychic:What's the cause of your death?
Ghost: I was struck by a car trying to help someone.
Psychic: Why did you do that?
Ghost: Because I didn't want my love getting hurt.
Psychic: Maybe she's sad now because you're dead?
Ghost: No, she's happy now...
Psychic: Why?
Ghost: Because the one that I saved, is the man she loves...

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Cutecat0413
posted a quote
September 10, 2011 12:30pm UTC

Dear Boys,
If she bites her lip, it means she wants to kiss you.
If she fidgets with her hands, it means she wants to hold your hand.
If she blushes, it means she loves your smile.
If she smiles, it means she thinks your cute.
If she laughs, it means she thinks the moment couldn't be better.
If she looks at you a lot, it means she doesn't want you to go.
If she talks to you daily, it means that you're the only who can make her feel better.
If she fixes her shirt, it means she wants you to grab who around the waist.
If she has her hands crossed around her chest, it means she wants a hug.
&if she does all of these things... well, then she loves you.
♥

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BrittanyBabe
posted a quote
September 8, 2011 3:11pm UTC

When you like someone
you tend to over think things and put meaning on every move they make, on every word they say. You overlook their flaws and try to pick out their good qualities instead of their bad. Everything about them suddenly becomes beautiful to you and you learn to accept them, no matter their imperfections. No matter what other people say, you'll always have a good opinion of them. Just hearing their name, you automatically think they will always be the best thing that's ever happened

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Gymdancer288
posted a quote
September 5, 2011 8:45pm UTC

i'm allergic to haters
side affects may cause me to slap a b*tch

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