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1. knewbs12
   posted a quote
   May 20, 2012 7:41pm UTC
   funny things to do
   If asked which child is yours while standing by a playground at the park, reply with, "I haven't decided yet..."
   Put blue Gatorade in a Windex bottle. Drink it in public.
   Go to IKEA. Hide in wardrobe. When someone opens wardrobe yell "FOR NARNIA!!!!!!!!"
   Change iPod name to "Titanic." Download new songs. Be amused by the fact that the Titanic is syncing.
   Dress up in a chicken costume. Cross the street.
   Steal friend's phone. Change your contact name to "Nature." Call friend.
   Buy a turtle and name it "The Speed of Light." Tell everyone that I can run faster than "The Speed of Light."
   Go into a bank wearing a ski mask and leave as if nothing is wrong.
   Find a bruised apple on the shelf at the store and yelll at it asking "Who did this to you!?"
   Go trick-or-treating on April 1st
   NMQ
   
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2. knewbs12
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   May 16, 2012 4:23pm UTC
   If you don't repost this you will have the loneliest life! BUT! If you do repost this, you will have a relationship that will last as long as you want it to! You have 3 mintues to repost this bsp;
   f you are reading this}
   God is testing you so repost this and
   he will fix two BIG things tonight in your life
   ♥if you believe in him repost ♥
   He is always watching...had to do it <3
   if u copy and paste this in the next ten minutes u will have the best day of ur life tomorrow. u will either get kissed or asked out, if u break this chain u will see a little dead girl in your room tonight. in 53 mins......
   
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3. knewbs12
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   May 16, 2012 4:19pm UTC
   1) hold your breathe
   2)as u r holding ur breathe add this as ur quote
   3) if ur holding ur breathe still ur a good kisser:*
   
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4. knewbs12
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   May 16, 2012 4:16pm UTC
   if i had a penny for everytime i thought about you i would have one penny because i NEVER stop thinking about you<3
   
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5. knewbs12
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   May 14, 2012 5:07pm UTC
   30 day challenge ;♥
   day 1- 15 facts about you.
   day 2- the initials of the person you love.
   day 3- your closest friends to you.
   day 4- the thing you most fear.
   day 5- the saddest moment in your life.
   day 6- favorite sport(s).
   day 7- favorite song.
   day 8- your deepest secret.
   day 9- first impression on the guy you like now.
   day 10- last time you cried.
   day 11- thing closest to your heart.
   day 12- when you hear this song you cry.
   day 13- place wanna visit really badly.
   day 14- favorite book.
   day 15- favorite animal.
   day 16- favorite show.
   day 17- last time someone hurt you.
   day 18- the story behind your life.
   day 19- person who scares you the most.
   day 20- last major injury.
   day 21- favorite youtube video.
   day 22- phone type.
   day 23- biggest confection.
   day 24- last break up.
   day 25- last heart break.
   day 26- the day you regret the most.
   day 27- first friend.
   day 28- favorite drink.
   day 29- a letter to someone in your family.
   day 30- a letter to a friend.
   
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6. knewbs12
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   May 14, 2012 5:03pm UTC
   Sorry i had too i was worried...
   HOW GUYS FLIRT101♥:
   > He stares at you a lot
   > He hits you a lot(playfully)
   > He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a converstaion with you
   > He yelled, "HI" to your mom that day she picked you up from school
   > He tries to make you laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process
   > His voice gets softer when ever you two talk
   > You hung up on him. He called you back
   > You where invited by him to a group outing
   > He called you to talk about nothing at all
   . > He imitates your laugh Which makes you laugh even harder
   > He remembers little things you mention in casual conversation
   > He sometimes stares straight into your eyes.
   > He uses every possible way to touch you (your hair, face, thighs, etc.)
   Now make a wish.
   Ok stop!!
   Your wish will come true if you re-post this If you don't repost this then you will never get asked out or you will lose the one you love!
   Repost this in 15 min and your wish will come true in 5 days.
   Repost this in 10 min and your wish will come true in 3 days.
   Repost this in 5 min and your wish will come true in 1 day
   
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7. knewbs12
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   May 14, 2012 4:52pm UTC
   15 facts about me
   1.) i play basketball, softball and soccer
   2.) i have a major crush on a boy that likes me back but is too shy to ask me out and my sister wont let me ask him out
   3.) my favorite color is purple
   4.) my best girl friend is a girl named julia
   5.) my best guy friend is a boy named ryan
   6.) im the only one out of my friends who hasnt had a boyfriend yet
   7.) the fact before this doesnt worry me because i know in my heart that god is having me wait for someone special... (the boy i like)
   8.) my favorite band of all time is one direction (im a directioner)
   9.) my favorite quote is "i want to be the girl that this boy says to his friends 'thats her'
   10.) this boy i like played me 1 on 1 in basketball at my guy friends house and won;) he is amazing at basketball by the way:)
   11.) one of my favorite movies is the hangover (clean version) lol not old enough to watch the regular
   12.) this is my lucky number:) boy i likes: 3
   13.) this is my unlucky number
   14.) i am 13
   
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8. knewbs12
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   May 14, 2012 3:40pm UTC
   few years ago a mother and a father decided they needed a break, so they wanted to head out for a night on the town. So they called their most trusted babysitter. When the babysitter arrived the two children were already fast asleep in bed. So the babysitter just got to sit around and make sure everything was okay with the children.
   Later in the night, the babysitter got bored and so she wanted................................. to watch t.v but she couldn't watch it downstairs because they didn't have cable downstairs (the parents didn't want their children watching too much garbage) so she called them and asked them if she could watch cable t.v in the parents room. Of course the parents said it was okay, but the babysitter had one final request. She asked if she could cover up the large clown statue in their bedroom with a blanket or cloth, because it made her nervous. The phone line was silent for a moment, and the father (who was talking to the babysitter at the time) said..... take the children and get out of the house..... we'll call the police... we don't have a clown statue..... the children and the babysitter got murdered by the clown. it turned out 2 be that the clown was a killer that escaped from jail.
   if you don't re-post within 5 minutes the clown will be standing next 2 your bed at 3:00am with a knife in his hand
   
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9. knewbs12
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   May 14, 2012 3:29pm UTC
   she believed
   
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10. knewbs12
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    May 14, 2012 3:22pm UTC
    fact
    when you likes someone you notice every single detail about them, no matter how small, and when they do something for you, you feel so touched and get butterflies no matter how simple it was<3
    
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11. knewbs12
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    May 8, 2012 8:12pm UTC
    hey everyone! so i am trying to get atleast 100 favs and i want you guys 2 fav them because there is this girl that died in my school and her fundraising walk is on thursday and i want these favs to be in rememberence of her... thanx! we will miss you!
    
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12. knewbs12
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    May 8, 2012 7:54pm UTC
    i will follow for a follow!
    
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13. knewbs12
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    May 8, 2012 7:53pm UTC
    (texting my crush)
    me: hey can i tell you something?
    crush: ya sure wat?
    me: i REALLY like you<3 kay thanx byeee
    crush:... wait dont go i like you too<3
    gonna try it and see wat happens and i will tell you all how it goes! hope it goes like i planned(above) which he wont say the last part but he wil stll say somethin cute hahahahha.. i hope hahahaha
    
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14. knewbs12
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    May 8, 2012 6:55pm UTC
    boys are like stars,
    there are millions of them
    but only ONE will make your wish come true:)<3
    
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15. knewbs12
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    May 8, 2012 6:51pm UTC
    if i had a british/irish accent i would NEVER SHUT UP
    like if you agree
    
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16. knewbs12
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    May 8, 2012 6:48pm UTC
    person: "your ugly"
    me: "cool"
    person: "i hate you!"
    me: "thats nice"
    person: "you are weird"
    me: "thanks"
    person: "niall horan is ugly"
    me: "you have 5 seconds to run"
    
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17. knewbs12
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    May 8, 2012 6:41pm UTC
    Girl: Slow down, Im scared
    Guy: No, this is fun.
    Girl: No it's not. Please it's too scary!
    Guy: Then tell me you love me.
    Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down! ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...
    Guy: Now give me a BIG hug. Girl : *hugs him*
    Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me.
    Girl: Alright, now slow down
    Guy: I love you babe.
    (in the paper the next day: A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only 1 had survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die. If u love any one this much re-post this ....and....the love of your life will realize they feel the same .... DONT BREAK THIS . 2morow will be the best day of your life.. However, if u don t post this by at least 12:00 tonight, you will have bad luck in your love life 4 the rest of your life
    
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18. knewbs12
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    May 8, 2012 3:51pm UTC
    kissing test♥
    1.hold your breath
    2.click add a quote
    3.copy and paste this quote
    4.good now if you did this without breathing you are a good kisser
    
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19. knewbs12
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    May 8, 2012 3:49pm UTC
    say your crushes name 3 times.
    then make a wish.
    which is better? love or ten million dollars
    again which is better love or money?
    repost this with in seconds and you will have a suprising conversation with your crush
    
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20. knewbs12
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    May 8, 2012 3:36pm UTC
    person: "your ugly"
    me: "thats cool"
    person: "your stupid"
    me: "ok"
    person: "your fat"
    me: "i dont care"
    person: "one direction is stupid, ugly and cant sing"
    me: "i will give you 5 seconds to run"
    
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