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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. livenmylife livenmylife
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 12:33pm UTC
    RIP Trayvon Martin
    People of Witty, PLEASE go to change.org to sign the petition to bring his murderer to justice.
    Google it if you don't know what this is all about.
    Try to make this a top quote so everyone can see it!

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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. kylaz323 kylaz323
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2012 9:17pm UTC
    Boys, if you don't look likeCalvin Klein models, don't expect us to look like Victoria Secret Angeles.
    Like • Comment • 27 minutes ago
    Sarah So true, ohmygosh♥
    26 minutes ago · Like
    Logan ? Girls, we don't expect you to look like victoria's secret models, we expect you to not look like ducks.
    27 minutes ago ' like

  5. ayeitskarli ayeitskarli
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2012 4:08pm UTC
    The Big Bang Theory
    How I Met Your Mother
    Two and A Half Men
    Three great shows.
    But, what would they be if it all shows were combined?
    How I Bang Two and A Half Men.

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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2012 10:24am UTC
    Skype Conversations:
    5% Hey, how are you?
    95% CAN YOU HEAR ME?!?!

  8. robyn22 robyn22
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2012 2:50pm UTC
    It's my Great Grandmother's 100th Birthday!
    Could I get 100 faves for this amazing lady?!
    We love you !
    -Your 9 children, 32 grandchildren, 52 great grandchildren, and 4 great-great grandchildren♥
    Format: twilightgirl995

  9. kayykayyy kayykayyy
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2012 3:29pm UTC
    Hi :). My names Kayleigh.
    Im not really how you say "witty popular"
    So i know not that many people are gonna see this.
    But I need your help.
    It all started 3 weeks ago when I first joined Formspring
    Its a site where people can go on your wall and ask you questions.
    they can hide their name or not.
    I was on one day and I had a question in my inbox.
    I opened it and read it and it said
    "Your a f**king fat a s s who doesnt deserve to be here!"
    After I read that, I went into the bathroom and took out a razor.
    And I cut.
    It was the first of many times.
    I have scars all up and down my legs and wrist.
    I cut twice a day now.
    this has to stop.
    I've only told my 4 closest friends.
    They have been helping me but i still do cut.
    So I'm asking witty.
    Please click the <3
    or comment.
    It would be nice if this got atleast 20 faves.
    But I'm pretty sure thats not possible.
    Each fave or comment I get
    i will go one day without cutting.
    thank you

  10. angiecee22 angiecee22
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2012 7:09pm UTC
    I just find it shocking that most of us had no idea about what was going on until now..
    KONY 2012
    bring this to an end.

  11. Tropes2 Tropes2
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2012 8:09pm UTC
    Dear Cancer,
    Daddy's gonna win.<3

  12. Fake_a_smile Fake_a_smile
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2012 7:24pm UTC
    It's been a while since I've made any inspirational quotes, but it's about time for me to do it. So here goes.
    How to cut:
    Take a picture of your wrists. Print it out. Get a red marker and a razor blade. Cut up the picture and draw on yourself with the marker.
    How to shoot yourself:
    Get a squirt gun. Fill it with water. Shoot.
    How to starve:
    Look up what it does to your body, in the long run, and dont do it
    Just don't do it.

  13. true_storys_2 true_storys_2
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2012 7:24pm UTC
    Today is my 16th birthday,
    Can I get 16 faves?]
    Thanks :)

  14. HeReToHeLp101 HeReToHeLp101
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2012 3:39pm UTC
    Today in school, I heard
    ALOT about Kony.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  15. born2bblonde322 born2bblonde322
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2012 9:24pm UTC

  16. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2012 8:09pm UTC
    Who is Joseph Kony?
    If I'd ask you, who is Joseph Kony, you wouldn't know. You should. And that's why I'm going to tell you about him.
    Joseph Kony considers himself as a good Christian.
    He abducts kids, little girls go in prostitution, little boys become soldiers and are forced to do horrible things, things a kid isn't supposed to be doing. Neither is an adult, for that matter, no one is. He started the LRA, Lord's Resistance Army. 20,000 kids have been kidnapped, this needs to stop. And that's why we need to Make Kony Famous. Let the world know about the horrible things he does, and the thousands of children and parents suffering.
    KONY 2012 is a film and campaign by Invisible Children that aims to make Joseph Kony famous, not to celebrate him, but to raise support for his arrest and set a precedent for international justice.
    So come together, at the April the 20th. That is the day, we will cover the night. People in all kind of cities, all over the world, meet at sundown, and cover the city with posters and stickers of Joseph Kony. To Make Kony Famous.If you want to help these kids and parents, coer the night at 4/20/12/
    Not clear enough?
    Please watch: http:vimeo.com/37119711
    getting serious for a moment.*
    this doesn't happen very often.*
    please favorite this to show support.*

  17. Sara* Sara*
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2012 4:34pm UTC
    Hi Wittians !!
    Can you pray for my uncle??? He has a cancer(of the heart) and he needs a machine to breathe. Please pray for him.
    Thanks everyone...

  18. rainbowtoaster2 rainbowtoaster2
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2012 3:09pm UTC
    That awkward moment when
    people mix up their dairy with facebook..
    thats what witty's for.. duh ;)

  19. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2012 4:46pm UTC
    Just the little things in life:
    when a baby wraps its whole fist around one of your fingers.
    fave for a series? x

  20. Quelis Quelis
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2012 2:41am UTC
    Please, read.
    I have a friend named Alexandre. Last month, he started to have heart problems. He had 4 heart attacks already. His mom is super worried and so am I. The medicine here it's awful. So, the solution is to travel somewhere else. But the thing is, his passport isn't out yet, wich makes him not being able to travel. He's scared and terrified of dying. He's afraid of sleeping, because he thinks he won't wake up. I'm here giving him all my support. I'm hopeless myself, but I still have hope in him. I believe he can get through this. He's strong and he's a fighter. If you could fave this quote to show him how many people are supporting him and that he's not alone in this, you'd be making his world a little brighter.


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