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IM RETIREDDDD.
[[ ON THIS ACCOUNT ]]
find me at dayumitskatiee_
thank youu(:

kkay20
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April 29, 2010 6:05pm UTC

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kkay20
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December 29, 2009 8:12pm UTC

And because we are teenagers
the only language we speak is sarcasm (:
all mine. favorite? :D

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kkay20
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December 22, 2009 11:13pm UTC

Am I the only one
hey there( : shh.. im not here(: lol
that whenever i am watching TV
with my dad. And a commercial comes
on and its a tampons commercial I feel
extreamly awkward.?
favorite?

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kkay20
posted a quote
November 23, 2009 7:17pm UTC

Doesn't he Notice
that I wake up early and straighten
my hair for him?
Doesn't he Notice
that when he walks in the room.
I smile a little bit brighter. And laugh a little bit harder.
And Doesn't he Notice
that even if he only says 2 words
to me it makes my day 110% better?
Doesn't He Notice That
I Am Absolutely In Love With Him.
all credit to me. (:
thank you.

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kkay20
posted a quote
September 8, 2009 8:50pm UTC

I Love You More Than...
Spongebob loves jellyfishing .
Sandy loves Karate .
Mr. Krabs loves money.
And Squidward loves his c larinet .
I Need You Like Plankton Needs The Krabby Patty Secret Recipe.
nott mine!! no credit to me! (=

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kkay20
posted a quote
August 28, 2009 5:12pm UTC

And Sometimes I Wanna Die.
Just to see who would miss me. Or to see if he would cry or not and
see if he wished he would've told me he loved me.
I would also go see my mom in heaven and we'd talk for hours about
everything like boys, friends, and family. Then I could meet everyone who was a legend that died like Elvis, George Washington, and of course Micheal Jackson! And I could travel the world and be some special person's guardian angel. But then I would want to come right back to Earth and continue living.
all mine! (= I think.! just expressing random feelings.

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kkay20
posted a quote
August 26, 2009 8:40pm UTC

Today, for my birthday, my parents collectively bought me a car. I was so excited, and then noticed that my dad got me a wooden broomstick with "Nimbus 2000" written on the end in Sharpie, too. I was more excited about the broomstick.
MLIA
all credit to mlia!!!

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kkay20
posted a quote
August 26, 2009 8:34pm UTC

Today, the packages i ordered came in.
One was delivered by UPS and the other
was by Fed-Ex. The Fed-Ex guy showed
up as I was signing for my UPS order. And
the Fed-Ex man stood right next to him. It
was awkward. I felt like I was creating on
both the delivery services.
MLIA
credit to mlia! just changed it up a little (=
s

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kkay20
posted a quote
August 24, 2009 10:06pm UTC

Today, my dog wouldn't stop licking me.
So I decided to lick him back to show him
what it feels like. He looked at me really
confused and then stopped licking me
because he now knows what it feels like.
I feel like my dog respects me now.
MLIA
all credit to mlia! just changed it up a little. (=

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kkay20
posted a quote
August 24, 2009 9:58pm UTC

Yesterday, I was at a place
where they wouldn't allow
cameras. And I saw a man
security guard. So I put my
tampons and pads on top
of my camera. The security
guard saw it and looked at
me awkwardly and c losed it
quickly. I got away with it (=
MLIA
credit to MLIA just changed it a little.

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kkay20
posted a quote
August 16, 2009 1:04pm UTC

Today I was on Google Earth and I
checked where Hogwarts and Narnia
are. I found out it's in Italy. Then I searched
for Heaven and the Fountain of Youth both
are also located in Italy. I'm moving.
MLIA
not mine!!! just made it pretty! enjoy! (=

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kkay20
posted a quote
August 12, 2009 11:07pm UTC

And its the way that
your fingers fit perfectly into the spaces between mine.
all mine! i think!! enjoy! (=

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kkay20
posted a quote
August 1, 2009 12:43pm UTC

Justin Bieber.
I think you meant JUSTIN BABER?
all mine! just thought it up! I dedicate this to Natalie M.!!! this is for us writing Justin Bieber's name all over are chest for the band lol! good times!

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kkay20
posted a quote
August 1, 2009 12:31pm UTC

Screw all the other JB's like Jonas Brothers and Jacob Black.
my new JB is...
JUSTIN BEIBER
partly mine! (= wahoo go justin beiber!! enjoy! I dedicate this to Sarah M.!!!!

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kkay20
posted a quote
July 30, 2009 11:58am UTC

Today, I got up in the morning and put my clothes
on sometimes I feel bad for my ugly shirts because
they don't get worn a lot like my fave shirts. So I wore
the ugly shirt and I tried to make it look cute. And I ended
up making it look pretty cute. So then I went into town and
I found $20 on the sidewalk. I felt like some how the ugly
shirt repaid me! I feel like we bonded!
MLIA
all mine!!! no jocking!!! enjoy! (=

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kkay20
posted a quote
July 25, 2009 11:44pm UTC

I'm The Kinda Girl
that is so spacey that will make lemonade and instead of putting cold water in it, because I'm not paying attention and because I am way too into listening to my ipod. And so I will put steaming hot water in it. And then at dinner when everyone goes to try it and they all burn their tongues.
lol. all mine! actually happened! enjoy! (=

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kkay20
posted a quote
July 23, 2009 12:41pm UTC

Am I the only one
that thinks about the day that we will be listening to Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, and Taylor Swift on the oldies channel. Or that when we will force our kids to watch Harry Potter, Twilight, and even High School Musical and they will hate it and want to watch one of their newer movies. And we will hate it and call in garbage.
lol. mine! enjoy! (=

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kkay20
posted a quote
July 23, 2009 12:07pm UTC

Am I the only one
that when I'm at a scary movie in the theatre, my feet can't be on the ground because I think someone
is going to grab my feet and pull me under the seat. So I always sit criss cross apple sauce.
all mine! so true! enjoy! (=

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kkay20
posted a quote
July 22, 2009 10:22am UTC

Am I the only one
that will get super mad at an object and I will swear at it and then throw it, and yes I know it has no feelings.
because if they did I swear all of them would come hunt me down.
all mine! enjoy! (=

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kkay20
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July 21, 2009 10:04pm UTC

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