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  1. livelaughlove101 livelaughlove101
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2011 10:08pm UTC
    You don't understand.
    You've never had to walk in my shoes.

  2. PaperClipp PaperClipp
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2011 3:29pm UTC
    I got the moves like jagger
    ♫♫♫

  3. xXBonnieeXx xXBonnieeXx
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2011 6:29am UTC
    click to see this quote

  4. punklove182* punklove182*
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2011 2:50am UTC
    Today, my summer died,
    I saw a commercial for
    School supplies.

  5. GoodLifex13 GoodLifex13
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2011 10:18am UTC
    Hahahahahahahahahaha
    I don't get it....

  6. LovePink1516 LovePink1516
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2011 12:12pm UTC
    ME? STALK? No!
    I just observe......behind a tree.....at night.

  7. lapepe lapepe
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2011 12:41pm UTC
    Fav,[♥]
    If you have people's numbers in your phone that you never text/call.

  8. ineedyou_xo ineedyou_xo
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2011 12:10pm UTC
    Am I the only one who
    has to have a blanket or sheet touching me
    no matter how EXTREMELY hot it is?

  9. chitchat17 chitchat17
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2011 12:26pm UTC
    DANCE IS A WAY
    to express youself. to live.to
    love.

  10. _cristin_xoxo _cristin_xoxo
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2011 12:15am UTC
    Before i go to the
    bathroom
    i make sure theres not a serial
    killer behind the shower
    curtain..
    not my format.

  11. pceluvlax7xo pceluvlax7xo
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2011 11:27pm UTC
    Welcome to Hollister
    would you like a gas mask
    and a flashlight?
    format credit: xoxpaigexox3

  12. anna* anna*
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2011 2:25am UTC
    69% of people find something dirty in every sentence
    31% can’t do it

  13. nikkiskii nikkiskii
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2011 10:32pm UTC
    Switching names with your friends;
    When you have a substitute teacher

  14. GeorgiasLife GeorgiasLife
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2011 6:17pm UTC
    & finding nemo;
    Just proves that touching a butt can get you in some
    deep shiz..

  15. livelaughlove101 livelaughlove101
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2011 6:46pm UTC
    "Really?!?!"
    "No, I'm lying"

  16. ptp0136 ptp0136
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2011 12:03am UTC
    Dear math worksheet,
    Please don't have a back, please don't have a back, please don't have a-.
    Sincerely, just died a little inside.
    credit to: dear blank, please blank

  17. iloverajonrondo iloverajonrondo
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2011 7:28pm UTC
    red backround ; <div style="background-color: red;">
    orange backround ; <div style="background-color: orange;">
    yellow backround ; <div style="background-color: yellow;">
    lime green backround ; <div style="background-color: limegreen;">
    light blue backround ; <div style="background-color: lightblue;">
    purple backround ; <div style="background-color: purple;">
    pink backround ; <div style="background-color: pink;">
    black backround ; <div style="background-color: black;">
    spacing of lines closer ;<div style="line-height: 10px;">
    make text squished together ; <div style="letter-spacing: -3px">
    make text HUGE : <span style="font-size: 215pt; line-height: 115%">

  18. ashleynicole94 ashleynicole94
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2011 7:28pm UTC
    Seeing a Clown Fish
    & screaming,
    "I FOUND NEMO"

  19. emily96x0o emily96x0o
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2011 7:29pm UTC
    DID YOU SAY CAKE?
    DIBS ON THE CORNER PIECE.
    .

  20. gymnastics_gal123 gymnastics_gal123
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2011 6:55pm UTC
    *
    * * * *
    * * *
    Admit it.
    You've always wanted to know
    what the Disney channel
    announcer looked like.
    * * * * *
    * * *
    *
    * * *
    nmf

:)

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