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kittykat141

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Member Since: 5 Sep 2011 02:49pm

Last Seen: 18 Nov 2011 03:55am

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  1. kittykat141 kittykat141
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2011 12:53pm UTC
    that moment when you're sitting in your room studying and you hear loud laughter coming from your mom and your sister... and you feel lonely</3

  2. kittykat141 kittykat141
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2011 12:35am UTC
    I HATE IT
    when a good song gets stuck in my head but i dont know all the lyrics, so im like,
    *SOMETHING-SOMETHING*

  3. kittykat141 kittykat141
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2011 12:25am UTC
    The other day, this girl at my school made me really mad.
    My best friend was like, "What should we do to her?"
    I said, "She doesn't have any real friends. That's punishment enough."

  4. kittykat141 kittykat141
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2011 12:22am UTC
    I swear,
    the STUPIDEST girls
    have the MOST friends.
    whats up with the world?

  5. kittykat141 kittykat141
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2011 12:18am UTC
    THAT AWKWARD MOMENT
    when that annoying girl comes online and you turn your status to "invisible"

  6. kittykat141 kittykat141
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2011 12:16am UTC
    Once I was talking to this guy, and I said,
    I HATE YOU!
    He said,
    I love you.
    And then he was like,
    No, no, that's not what I meant.
    I was like,
    LIAR.
    <3

  7. kittykat141 kittykat141
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2011 12:12am UTC
    *looking at baby pictures*
    PERSON: You looked like a boy!!
    ME: Shut up. You still look like a boy.
    PERSON: ...

  8. kittykat141 kittykat141
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2011 12:05am UTC
    WHEN THEY GO...
    "You're a constipated, over-rated, out-of-style, LOSER!"
    I GO...
    "That's just what UNCOOL people say to make themselves feel better"

  9. kittykat141 kittykat141
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2011 12:02am UTC
    When you see a 10-year-old
    Dressed in a crop top and booty shorts
    Wearing red lipstick
    With a cell phone
    And a boyfriend
    Using curse words
    Telling inappropriate jokes
    Dancing like she's in a club
    And you're like...
    WHO'S YOUR MOM?

  10. kittykat141 kittykat141
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2011 11:56pm UTC
    Narwals+Unicorn=mind blown

  11. kittykat141 kittykat141
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2011 11:45pm UTC
    ~~~THAT AWKWARD MOMENT...
    when you have a good idea and then you forget it

  12. kittykat141 kittykat141
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2011 4:21pm UTC
    THAT AWKWARD MOMENT
    when peanut butter meets Nutella

  13. kittykat141 kittykat141
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2011 4:43pm UTC
    COME ON PEOPLE.
    WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO SMILING.

  14. kittykat141 kittykat141
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2011 4:31pm UTC
    The Best Story I've Ever Heard.
    People out there. Listen to this story. It made me cry, and it will make you cry too. Please take the time to read these wise words:
    The Ugly Barnacle by Patrick Star
    There once was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died.
    The End

  15. kittykat141 kittykat141
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2011 4:07pm UTC
    Depression Hurts.Cymbalta can help.(WARNING: May induce suicidal thoughts.)

  16. kittykat141 kittykat141
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2011 3:52pm UTC
    THAT AWKWARD MOMENT...
    ... when you accidentally start singing to one of Ke$ha's songs in the car with your dad.

  17. kittykat141 kittykat141
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2011 3:23pm UTC
    8 Truths of Life
    1) You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue.
    2) All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it.
    3) And discover that the first truth is a lie.
    4) You're now smiling. Because you're an idiot.
    6) You will soon fave this.
    7) You did not notice that I skipped number 5.
    8) You did not notice that, in fact, there are no 8 truths.

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