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  1. Ethanol Ethanol
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2013 3:59pm UTC
    YOU FELL THE WEIGHT
    fall of your shoulder
    AND TO YOUR FAVOURITE SONG
    we sang along to the start of forever,
    and after all this time i'm still into you ♥

  2. Ethanol Ethanol
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2013 4:06pm UTC
    who knows where life will take you?
    ( ( ( THE ROAD IS LONG & IN THE END THE JOURNEY IS THE
    D e s t i n a t i o n ♥

  3. Ethanol Ethanol
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2013 4:13pm UTC
    you are the one
    i want next to me W H E N my dream comes true ♥
    (( & YOU are the one i want next to me when they don't ))
    » you are THe one i want
    So BADLY +++++

  4. Ethanol Ethanol
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2013 4:28pm UTC
    sometimes, people are beautiful
    NOT IN LOOKS , NOT IN WHAT THEY SAY,
    just in what they are.

  5. Ethanol Ethanol
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2013 1:57pm UTC
    You needed me,
    i was there,
    I n e e d e d y o u ,
    and suddenly
    you were always
    busy

  6. Ethanol Ethanol
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2013 1:50pm UTC
    " She would always be my biggest what if "

  7. Ethanol Ethanol
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2013 2:03pm UTC
    NOT TEXTING BACK
    IS ONLY OKAY
    WHEN I DO IT

  8. Ethanol Ethanol
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2013 2:05pm UTC
    WHY CAN'T GOOD THINGS
    just stay?

  9. Ethanol Ethanol
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2013 2:08pm UTC
    The only difference between pizza and your opinion is that I asked for pizza

  10. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2013 9:02pm UTC
    I promise it's not an obession
    okay i just go on the internet and post random things that come from the top of my head and then browse hot pictures and get alot of feels and ship random people together and watch videos of really hot and cute youtubers and sometimes i lose my breath because there's too many feels?? And then i look at pictures of cats to ease the feels down?? Don't worry i only do this everyday 27 out of 24 hours a day it's not an addiction or an obession haha it's only a hobby i do in my free time stop looking at me like that

  11. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2013 9:05pm UTC
    My comebacks include: "haha learn to spell" "whatever" "lol like i care" and "oh yeah well listen here you little sh/t i friCKIN DOWNLOADED RADIOACTIVE BY IMAGINE DRAGONE BEFORE IT CAME POPULAR ON THE RADIO OK"

  12. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2013 8:21pm UTC
    Imagine if this happened.
    ~in French class~
    Teacher: Okay Krista, answer this question in a complete sentence: "Qu'est-ce que vous voulez boire?"
    Me: Okay, I got this... "<span style="font-family: georgia; font-size: 48px; line-height: 40px; letter-spacing: -2px; ......"
    Teacher: What the...
    Me: What? OH... um sorry, had something in my throat there! I meant, "Je veux de l'eau s'il vous plaît."

  13. celestialerror* celestialerror*
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2013 11:53pm UTC
    ā¯¯Books have to be heavy because the whole world’s inside them.

  14. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2013 3:10pm UTC
    Sometimes,
    I will just get annoyed with people randomly.
    Like I don’t even have a real reason to be annoyed with them
    but their presence just bothers me.

  15. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2013 2:58pm UTC
    Honestly,,
    some of the sexiest things about a guy
    is the way his voice sounds when he’s tired,
    the smirk of satisfactory he gets on his face
    when he knows he’s done something good,
    and the protective instincts he has
    when it comes to his girl.

  16. ZoeBoe ZoeBoe
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2013 2:42am UTC
    Truth or Lie
    Chapter 42 Part 1
    “But I wanna watch spongebob!!” Zach whines for the hundredth time crossing his arms.
    “Well we’re watching Paranormal Activity” Jeremy tells him in his authority voice as he puts the DVD in.
    “Suck on that!” I exclaim grinning, in answer he flicks me the bird and jumps onto my bed next to Matt and squishes into the hundred pillows i have on the bed which puts me beside him.
    When we’d all bolted into the house after I had been kicked out of the shopping centre and come home, we’d all decided that we’re gonna have a movie marathon/sleepover thingo.
    So Matt and I had obviously got the bed and Jeremy had dibs on one of the beanbags and Laura and Meagan got the other one because their pretty small and can fit on one together and were a lot faster than Zach running up the stairs.
    “Zaaaaaaach” I whined at him
    “Zoooooooooooee” he whined back just to be annoying, glaring at him I stood there with my hands on my hips making my lips into a straight line.
    “Come on man” Matt says from behind him
    “Let me cuddle with my girl” he says, I smile to myself when I hear him call me his girl
    “Agh you owe me one, you owe me” Zach answers shuffling over giving me room to hop in between the two and snuggle up to Matt.
    “Love you Zachy” I say sweetly
    “Can you repeat that?” Zach asks like he didn’t hear
    “Don’t push it” I tell him as I sniggle into Matt a bit more.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~A While Later~~~~~~~~~~~~
    “HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!!!” I scream as the little girl is picked up off her bed but absolutely fudging NOTHING!
    “CAN YOU FEEL ANY FUDGING THING” I scream at the TV griping onto Matt’s T-shirt
    "HOLY SHIP!" i scream again
    “YOUR. BEING. LIFTED. FUDGING. UP!” I scream at the girl.
    “Zoe calm down” Zach laughs at me poking my ribs but I just flip him off and slapped his hand away, he knows in movies like this (Horror Movies) I always yell at the people when they hear a noise and go look like their freaking stupid, do they actually want to die, like seriously.
    “AAAAHHHHHH” Meagan and Laura squeal hugging each other
    “OHH their gonna die, Wa Wa” Jeremy say pretending to cry.
    “Your an idiot” I tell him
    “Why thank you Milady” he replies
    “Guys shut up this is the good bit” Zach says sitting up a little.
    "How the hell can you guys watch this movie?!" i ask bewildered.
    "We just can" Zach says to engrossed in the movie
    "It's alright babe i'll protect you" Matt says pulling me into him.
    "Hhmmmmm" i sigh
    “You smell nice” I whisper to Matt
    “Thx" he says with a chuckle.
    ~~~~~~~~Authors Note~~~~~~~~
    Hey girlies and boys (If ur a boy an read this please comment!)
    Anyways i'm sorry it's taken a while to post i've had school and what not, you know all the tests and assignments due but i have writen some on a word document so i'm posting atleast 2 or 3 so i hope u like them :D
    Love ya byeeeeeeeeee

  17. ZoeBoe ZoeBoe
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2013 10:55pm UTC
    Truth or Lie
    Chapter 42 part 2
    “Do you think she’s ever going to wake up soon?” I hear Zachs voice when I drift out of my much loved slumber, I decide then to keep my eyes closed so i seemed like i was still sleeping.
    “Maybe” Matt answers
    “Don’t tell anyone but that movie scared the freakin hell outa me” Zach yell whispers to Matt, i could just see his face now
    “Seriously Man?” Matt asks in amusement
    “Seriously!” Zach whisper yells back
    So with that I decided to try and scare him and not waiting any longer.
    I lift my hips up and kept my eyes closed to it was like I was being picked up just like the girl in the movie and just as I thought, I got a very high pitched and very girly scream come out of Zach, a thump and a slam of the door and I could hear him screaming bloody murder all the way down the hall and at that I burst into laughter with Matt which by doing so made me roll over and fall off the bed with a bang, still laughing as i rolled around on the ground clutching my stomach with Matt.
    “That was freakin hilarious!” I gasped through my laughter
    “You should have seen his face!” Matt exclaimed calming down a little.
    "Jeez i'm gonna have abs soon with all this laughing" i tell him sitting up
    "Eh already got em" He says pulling his shirt up giving me a cheeky grin.
    “Should we concur or hide?” I ask chuckling as stand up and lean against the cupboard.
    “Breakfast is ready?” he kind of asks kind of tells me
    “Concur it is!” I say fist pumping him and we speed down the hall but as we’re coming up to the stairs we stupidly don’t slow down as we get closer and when we’re at the bottom we both end up sliding of the floor with our socks and straight into the kitchen bench, losing our balance and toppling over onto the floor and i somehow after all the banging and crashing ended up laying intop of him.
    “Ouch” We both say as we just lay there with me ontop of him sprawled across the floor.
    "If you wanted some alone time all you had to do was say so" comes Meagns voice from above us
    "We slipped!" Matt and i exclaimed in unison
    "Sure, sure" laura says comming into view with her hand on her hips.
    "Aghh" i groan as i roll off of Matt and sit up slowly
    "This is gonna really hurt tomorrow" I say grabbing Jeremys outstretched hand and letting him pull me up.
    "KARMA!!!" Zach yells from the living room archway
    "That was not Karma it was these damn socks, you stumpy pumpikin!!" i yell pointing at our socks as i did and trying really hard not to laugh at our ridiculous mock fighting.
    "I didn't fall and i was running down there way faster than you two scared out of my wits, and excuse me what??!!" Zach yells back motioning to the stairs and crossing his arms.
    "I don't care it's not Karma and yeah stumpy pumkin, you stumpy pumkin!!" i yell stomping my foot as i mock glared at him.
    "Stomping your foot really?" Jeremy pipes up trying really hard to not laugh at us
    "Hey,thats what i was taught!!!" Laura and i exclaim.
    Everything goes quiet then and we all look at each other and just like that we were rolling on the ground laughing our arses off...
    ~~~~~~~~Authors Note~~~~~~~~
    Hey sorry i didn't post sooner!
    hope u like it!!
    Please comment and tell me what you think of my story!!
    thx love u guys!!! <3

  18. ZoeBoe ZoeBoe
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2013 10:28pm UTC
    Truth or Lie
    Chapter 43
    Part 1
    “NO! We wanna watch Mean girls!!” Laura and Meagan with their hands on their hips, glaring as they argued with Zach for the fifth movie today.
    “I’m going to make some popcorn” Matt whispers
    "Traiter!" i whisper back but he just grins taking his arm from around my waist and heads into the kitchen.
    “We wanna watch transformers!!!” Zach argues back waving his hands towards Jeremy and I.
    “Leave me outa this” Jeremy and I say in unison and without a second glance they go back to arguing, looking at the blanket I grab it and put it over my head.
    “What are you doing?” Jeremy asks pulling the blanket over his head aswell.
    “Hiding.” I state grinning evilly
    “Why?” he asks suspicious but I just reach my arm out from under the blanket and grab a pillow from next to me and peg it blindly aiming for Zach’s head, I then grab another two and peg it blindly at the girl’s heads and I’m guessing I hit my mark because just like that I could feel their glares as I hid under the blanket.
    "Who threw those pillows" Laura asks in a deadly voice
    “Wasn’t me!!” I exclaim jumping up, chucking the blanket on top of their heads and running to the kitchen where Matt was gabbing his hand and the popcorn and bolting out the door with my car keys.
    “What did you do?” Matt asks as we bolt for the car.
    Just as I was pulling away from the curb the back door was flung open and Jeremy dived in slamming it shut.
    “GO, GO, GO!!” he yells I step of the gas and laugh with Matt as we notice Jeremy with his face squished up against the window not expecting me to pull out that quick.
    “Not funny!” he exclaims peeling himself off my window
    “Oh but it is!” Matt says between fits of laughter
    “Dude seriously, not. Funny.!!” Jeremy says Glaring at us as we laugh at him
    “Yeah i know" i say pausing like i agree with Jeremy then i smirk
    "It’s freakin hilarious!” I exclaim throwing my hands in the air
    “Hands on the wheel!!!” Jeremy Screams as we swerve a little
    “Haha woops” I say innocently grabbing the wheel and flashing Jeremy a smile as I pull into Starbucks for a coffee while we wait for the others to calm down to go back so they wont murder us.
    ~~~~~~~~Authors Note~~~~~~~~
    Hey guys hope u like it :D
    it would be really good if you could comment and tell me what you think of my story to far
    love ya <3
    thx


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