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kitkat4eva1

1. kitkat4eva1
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   August 28, 2013 12:04pm UTC
   talking to a hotboy's parents like "i'm a big fan of your work"
   
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2. kitkat4eva1
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   August 28, 2013 12:02pm UTC
   "I only stay inside to avoid paparazzi"
   
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3. kitkat4eva1
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   August 28, 2013 12:00pm UTC
   The first five days after the weekend are hardest
   
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4. kitkat4eva1
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   August 28, 2013 11:58am UTC
   'I don't know what i did but it worked' - a thrilling story about my academic life
   
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5. kitkat4eva1
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   August 28, 2013 10:15am UTC
   *laughs while actually getting feelings hurt*
   
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6. kitkat4eva1
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   August 28, 2013 10:13am UTC
   instead of doing my homework i like to stay on the computer and worry about how much homework i have to do.
   
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7. kitkat4eva1
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   August 28, 2013 10:11am UTC
   Why do people expect so much of me, I still have to use a calculator to find out what 6 times 8 is.
   
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8. kitkat4eva1
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   August 28, 2013 10:09am UTC
   Keep your friends close and your enemies fat.
   
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9. kitkat4eva1
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   August 28, 2013 10:06am UTC
   my parents don't realise that i'm perfectly happy avoiding humanity.
   
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10. kitkat4eva1
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    August 28, 2013 10:03am UTC
    Me: Mum...Dad. I've decided to live on my own from now on.
    Parents: Okay Cool.
    Me: Your stuff is outside
    
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11. kitkat4eva1
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    August 28, 2013 10:01am UTC
    What are the strongest days of the week?
    Saturday and Sunday, the rest are weekdays
    
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12. kitkat4eva1
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    August 28, 2013 9:59am UTC
    Friend: What are you wearing on to school tomorrow?
    Me: A Frown
    
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