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  1. kissmegoodbye kissmegoodbye
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2014 10:51pm UTC
    'April showers bring May flowers' is a lie because so far where I live it has rained more in May than it did in April and May isn't even over yet.

  2. kissmegoodbye kissmegoodbye
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2014 6:25pm UTC
    I swear my cat only sits on me when I'm about to go to the bathroom.

  3. kissmegoodbye kissmegoodbye
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2014 6:18pm UTC
    It's just as bad to call people skinny or tell them to eat more as it is to call someone fat. How about we don't say comments about anyone's weight or body type and let people make choices about themselves.

  4. kissmegoodbye kissmegoodbye
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2014 1:07am UTC
    When I was little everyone had imaginary friends so I lied about having one so I would seem cool, but I never really understood why people had them.

  5. kissmegoodbye kissmegoodbye
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2014 6:41pm UTC
    Him: Are you okay?
    Her: No I'm not, but that's not what you want to hear. What you want is 'yeah I'm just tired' so you don't have to do a thing about it; so tell me. Why did you even ask?
    Him: Because someone actually does want to do something about it and that person is me.

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