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Hogwartian
posted a quote
March 2, 2013 4:54pm UTC

I have come to the realization
that if a boy ever said,
"I SHIP US"
as a pickup line,
I would totally go out with him.

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Hogwartian
posted a quote
March 2, 2013 4:49pm UTC

lllll Fangirl Problems: lllll
We have a hard time completing sentences.
"I just. I can't."
"Can you not?"
"Done."
"What the?"
"Wait."
"I can't even."
"This."

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Sunny1703
posted a quote
December 13, 2012 10:31pm UTC

Okay so I know everyone does this,
But I really, really need motivation from other people,
So, for every fave this gets I'll do 5 situps/abdominal move thingy,
And for every comment I'll do 5 minutes of cardio/leg workout stuff.
Please? I really need motivation :/

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jimmy365
posted a quote
December 29, 2012 9:46pm UTC

Remember that I love you.
Remember that I care about you.
Remember that I'm here for you.
And if you kill yourself,
you will kill a part of me, too.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
December 29, 2012 9:53pm UTC

me: could i have a large
lady at starbucks: Oh, do you mean a venti?
me: can we not do this

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horsechick818
posted a quote
December 29, 2012 10:12pm UTC

School S/ut- "actually, im a virgin"
Quiet kid- "yeh, and so are my birth parents"
Day = Made

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BubblyGirl22
posted a quote
November 24, 2012 2:57pm UTC

2 Things I Hate About Winter:
1. Dry and rough hands.
2. Chap lips.

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NeumNeum97
posted a quote
September 13, 2012 11:25pm UTC

Snowboarder Problems #1
When you go off a jump and your iPod shuffels

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ThatOneGirl_brokenhearted
posted a quote
November 22, 2012 11:03pm UTC

I'm in love with him, don't ask me why.
I don't even know. All I know is that he
makes me happier than I've ever been.
He gives me butterflies; and when we talk,
Everythimg makes sense to me, i t a l l j u s t f a l l s i n t o p l a c e.
He's everything I need.
I love everything about him.

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Steve
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November 20, 2012 2:22pm UTC

The difference between 'Complete' and 'Finished'
When you marry the right girl, you are complete.
When you marry the wrong girl, you are finished.
And when the right girl catches you with the wrong girl, you are completely finished!

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KoalaGurl125
posted a quote
November 9, 2012 9:56pm UTC

K
K? K what? The letter before L the letter after J? Did you know that in JK, K stand for "Kidding". So your reply is "Kidding"? Or K as in Potassium? Do you need some Special K breakfast? K, as in I can K/O you? Can I knock you out and feed you to hungry sharks? Sharks has K in it.
fb.nmf

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