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  1. kingkong007 kingkong007
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2011 11:35pm UTC
    "All you have to do is run straight into that brick wall over there and you'll end up on platform 9 and 3/4"
    Random woman you've just met tells you to run into a brick wall in order to get to the other side...
    SOUNDS LEGIT.

    nmf

  2. kingkong007 kingkong007
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2011 11:29pm UTC
    If Ron Weasley can do magic
    why is he still a ginger?
    *credit to my friend,Casey

  3. kingkong007 kingkong007
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2011 11:27pm UTC
    Snape: Headmaster, I'm afraid the Dark Lord has returned
    Dumbledore: Are you serious?
    Snape: No, I'm Severus
    nmf

  4. kingkong007 kingkong007
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2011 11:24pm UTC
    Harry: [to Voldemort] Why don't you have a nose?
    Dumbledore: Oh my God Harry, you can't just ask people why they don't have a nose!

  5. kingkong007 kingkong007
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2011 11:18pm UTC
    FOR A LONG TIME IT GAVE ME NIGHTMARES,
    witnessing an injustice like that...
    \\\\\\\it's a constant reminder///////
    of how cruel this world can be
    I can still hear them taunting him
    "SILLY RABBIT TRIX ARE FOR KIDS"
    ------- why couldn't they just give him some cereal? -------

  6. kingkong007 kingkong007
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2011 11:20pm UTC
    I hate our society.
    thursday we were having an anti-bully assembly
    a kid in my friends class said, "this assembly is stupid. It's just because kids can't take a joke so they go home and cut themselves. They're like 'oh i can't take a joke so I'm gonna go cut myself'". The teacher did nothing. Kids like this make me sick.
    *credit to my friend,Casey

  7. kingkong007 kingkong007
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2011 11:52am UTC
    You deserve to have eggs thrown at you
    brick shaped eggs...
    made of bricks...
    *credit to my friend,Casey

  8. kingkong007 kingkong007
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2011 9:54pm UTC
    HANGOVER 2 QUOTE # 11
    Stu: Yeah I got about two thirds of it he said something about the garden of meditation.
    Alan: No, he said I'm farting because of my medication.

  9. kingkong007 kingkong007
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2011 9:53pm UTC
    HANGOVER 2 QUOTE # 10
    Stripper: This one was following me like little puppy dog all around, all night, saying that he fall in love with me, asked to marry me.
    Alan: Classic Stu.

  10. kingkong007 kingkong007
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2011 9:51pm UTC
    HANGOVER 2 QUOTE # 9
    Alan: What about England Phil? Will we still be friends there?
    Phil: Alan, I already told you. It was in the heat of the moment. We're still friends - all over the world.
    Alan: Even Great Britain?
    Phil: Ya!

  11. kingkong007 kingkong007
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2011 9:46pm UTC
    HANGOVER 2 QUOTE # 8
    Phil: You're not my friend.
    Alan: Don't say that Phil. Are you serious? Even in America?
    Stu: YOU'RE THE BEARDED DEVIL!

  12. kingkong007 kingkong007
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2011 9:44pm UTC
    HANGOVER 2 QUOTE # 7
    Alan:  First the monkey, now my hat.  How much worse can this day get?
     

  13. kingkong007 kingkong007
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2011 9:43pm UTC
    HANGOVER 2 QUOTE # 6
    Mr Chow:  "Hold on gay boys!"
     

  14. kingkong007 kingkong007
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    November 26, 2011 9:40pm UTC
    HANGOVER 2 QUOTE # 5
    Alan: "I wish monkeys could Skype. Maybe one day."

  15. kingkong007 kingkong007
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2011 9:37pm UTC
    HANGOVER 2 QUOTE # 4
    Phil: “You ever do anything that doesn’t end up in a standoff, Chow?”
    Mr. Chow: “I’m an international criminal, it always ends like this. I met my wife in one of these things.”

  16. kingkong007 kingkong007
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2011 9:35pm UTC
    HANGOVER 2 QUOTE # 3
    Stu: I have a weakness for prostitutes – all kinds apparently.
     

  17. kingkong007 kingkong007
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2011 9:33pm UTC
    HANGOVER 2 QUOTE # 2
    [talking to a monk who took a vow of silence]
    Stu: Maybe he just doesn’t understand. I’ll act it out like charades, watch. Two words.
    Alan: Is it a movie?
    Stu: Not you Alan!
    Alan: American teenager. In Asia.
    Alan: Karate Kid, with Jaden Smith.

  18. kingkong007 kingkong007
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2011 9:31pm UTC
    HANGOVER 2 QUOTE # 1
    Alan: My uncle once saw an albino polar bear.
    Stu:  Polar bears are white. How would he know it's albino?
    Alan: this one was black
    Stu:  You don't think maybe it was just a black bear?
    Alan: whatevs.
     

  19. kingkong007 kingkong007
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2011 10:49am UTC
    I need advice!

  20. kingkong007 kingkong007
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2011 11:41pm UTC
    It's what's underneath your skin,
    The beauty that lies within ♥

:)

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