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Amenah
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July 6, 2014 8:56pm UTC

Honestly,
I was ready to leave this website yesterday. But I refuse
to leave until witty is active again. It's like... I don't feel comfortable without
leaving newer members something to inherit. I want them to see the
same Witty that I did when I was young.
♥

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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kingkong007
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December 30, 2011 11:25pm UTC

When you're struggling with something
look at all the people around you,
and realize that
every single person you see is struggling with something,
and to them, it's just as hard as
what you're going through ♥

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Kailey♥*
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October 15, 2012 5:57pm UTC

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yourcool
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October 15, 2012 8:06pm UTC

emma watson had to quit college
because everytime she answered a question someone said: "5 points to Gryffindor."

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Ali_Tex98
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October 12, 2012 7:41pm UTC

Stop making villans so attractive
It makes me question my morals.

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BigMistake
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October 10, 2012 5:09pm UTC

"China can build a bridge in 5 days?
Well, American found out how to stuff
cheese into pizza crust."
-Ellen Degeneres

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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yourcool
posted a quote
July 12, 2012 10:18pm UTC

shoutout to the 90s kids for being
the proudest of their decade for no apparent reason.

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伤*
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June 29, 2012 1:06pm UTC

In a interview
Selena gomez said "i only like zayn in one direction."
In another
interview harry said "i only like justin bieber in jelena."
NMF/Quote by OneDirection

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Sunny1703
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July 15, 2012 3:18pm UTC

I bet there's going to be more teenagers;
at the premiere of Monsters Inc. 2 than little kids.

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Rosycheeks32
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June 26, 2012 4:13pm UTC

Monsters Inc 2 is coming out in 2O13
move out of the way kids,
i've been waiting 1O years for this.

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BlackButterflies
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July 10, 2012 8:28pm UTC

"Haha you're 14 and you've only had one boyfriend? I'm 12 and I've had 7 lol."
"Oh I'm sorry, I didn't realise this was a competition. what's the prize?...herpes?"

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JustWaiting
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June 30, 2012 6:12pm UTC

Hey, Arnold! Do you remember 90's tv shows? They're Kim Possible to forget. Let's take The Magic School Bus to Dexter's Laboratory and listen to All That stuff As Told By Ginger while sitting on The Big Comfy Couch. Then we can take a Recess and tell Dragon Tales while Arthur and Madeline put the Rugrats to sleep. Ed, Edd, 'n' Eddy are Rolie Polie (Olie) while sleeping, but Courage the Cowardly Dog can watch them. Then we can take a walk in Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood. However, we might get Goosebumps because there are a lot of Little Bears. Luckily, we can always count on Clarissa to Explain It All, and The Power Puff Girls to save the day.
-mine

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BravoSierra
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July 10, 2012 2:33pm UTC

A conversation I overheard at a barGuy 1: Hey there.
Guy 2 Hey. What's up?Guy 1: Nothing much. I just want to say you're really cute.Guy 2: Thanks dude!Guy 1: So who are you here with?Guy 2: Oh my girlfriend just went to the bathroom.Guy 1: Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize you were straight.Guy 2: It's cool, man.Guy 1: You don't mind me calling you cute?Guy 2: Hey, a compliment's a compliment, no matter who it comes from.

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