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kindacraziihappy birthday!

  1. ilikethings ilikethings
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 4:09pm UTC
    when the evening shatters and the stars appear,
    and there is no one there to dry your tears..

  2. basketballchickkforeveer1 basketballchickkforeveer1
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 4:09pm UTC
    Follow your heart
    But for goodness sake ||||||||||||| This time,
    » Take your mind with you.

  3. theonlydirection theonlydirection happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 4:11pm UTC
    I want to say " I deserve better" and mean it.
    I want to say "I give up" and believe it.
    I want to say "I'm moving on " and do it.

  4. JustAnotherWittyGuy JustAnotherWittyGuy
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 6:20pm UTC
    Steps to avoid a sea bear
    1) Dont ever eat cubed cheese
    2) Never wear a sombrero
    3) Never Ever screech like a chimpanzee
    4) Don't wear a pink frilly dress
    5) Don't wave flashlights around and around
    Now you are protected from gettting attacted from a sea bear. If a sea bear in fact does come, make sure you draw a circle around yourself and dont make any fast movements

  5. Lolax3 Lolax3 happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 5:41pm UTC
    Does February march?
    No , but April may.
    {♥} if you get it.

  6. k3mbr3y k3mbr3y happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 4:11pm UTC
    "WHY?!?!"
    "Because I said so!!!"
    Good one mom, you should be a lawyer
    nmf

  7. briiitttttttany briiitttttttany
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2012 2:58pm UTC
    Parent:
    Are you talking back to me?
    Kid:
    Well, yeah, that's how communication works.
    @thatssomeee

  8. JBieberFacts JBieberFacts happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2012 3:38pm UTC
    Justin Bieber Fact #708
    Alfredo was trying to wake up
    Justin so he put on Mistletoe and Justin
    started singing in his sleep.

  9. piinkgiirl27 piinkgiirl27 happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2012 5:42pm UTC
    The most 'likes' i ever get on a photo is 4.
    And she gets 159
    nmf

  10. halfempty halfempty
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 9:55pm UTC
    I'm going to kiss my cat at midnight.
    Jealous? ♥

  11. MissAnna MissAnna
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 8:09pm UTC
    tomorrow is the first
    BLANK PAGE OF A 365 PAGE BOOK. -----------» WRITE A GOOD ONE.

  12. KendallJTeam KendallJTeam happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 11:08pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  13. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 8:30pm UTC
    Somewhere between
    dreams and reality lies you and me.

  14. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2012 11:09am UTC
    fireworks
    formatcredittocaptivated
    You give me butterflies.

  15. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2012 6:56am UTC
    'One Second'
    *delete* delete* delete*
    'Here you go!'
    nmf

  16. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 8:25pm UTC
    The worst thing about saying goodbye is
    you don't know if they'll miss you.. or forget you.

  17. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 11:18pm UTC
    it's weird how some girls on witty are all,
    "witty is an amazing escape from guys. yay for female dignity!"
    yet the minute they see a mildly attractive witty guy:
    *throws themselves at his feet* "hiiiii cutieeee (; (; xoxo"
    -____-

  18. AlNicholas AlNicholas
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2012 12:53pm UTC
    I remember 2011 like it was yesterday

  19. tylerr tylerr happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2012 1:17am UTC
    it's alright, no need to reply. i was just texting you to exercise my fingers.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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