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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. ImRightHere ImRightHere
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2012 5:19pm UTC
    I found God on the corner of 1st and AmistadWhere the West was all but wonAll alone smoking his last cigaretteI said Where you been He said Ask anythingWhere were you when everything was falling apartAll my days were spent by the telephone that never rangAnd all I needed was a call that never cameTo the corner of 1st and AmistadLost and insecure you found me you found meLying on the floor surrounded surroundedWhyd you have to wait Where were you Where were youJust a little late you found me you found meBut in the end everyone ends up aloneLosing her the only one who's ever knownWho I am who I'm not and who I wanna beNo way to know how long she will be next to meLost and insecure you found me you found meLying on the floor surrounded surroundedWhyd you have to wait Where were you Where were youJust a little late you found me you found meThe early morning the city breaksAnd I've been calling for years and years and years and yearsAnd you never left me no messagesYou never sent me no lettersYou got some kind of nerve taking all I want


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. AlNicholas AlNicholas
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2012 7:34pm UTC
    OHwhat a shame
    that you came here
    with someone

  6. StayingStrongForever StayingStrongForever
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2012 8:13pm UTC
    This time I'm telling you.
    We, are never ever ever getting back together.

  7. Colette* Colette*
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2012 8:36pm UTC
    Its been a really really messed up week, 7 days of torture, 7 days of bitter, and my girlfriend went and cheated on me.

  8. Peri Elana* Peri Elana*
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2012 9:17pm UTC
    I guess he is like the rest of them.
    I guess, maybe, I just thought he'd be different.
    But stupid me, I was wrong.

  9. BittersweetMemories BittersweetMemories
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2012 9:23pm UTC
    Ha, my family still calls you my boyfriend. "Steph, your boyfriend..." I hate this. When will they realize we aren't together anymore? When will they realize that it hurts hearing that? Ugh. I hate life.

  10. rosieisodd rosieisodd
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2011 8:47pm UTC
    It's not that I hate you,
    it's like, uh, let's put it this way:
    if you were on fire and I had water,
    I would probably drink the water.

  11. fuckyeahquotes fuckyeahquotes
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    July 6, 2010 4:29pm UTC
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  12. never_forget never_forget
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2012 6:40pm UTC
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  13. CantThink CantThink
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2012 8:58pm UTC
    FML Moments #52
    You get emotionally attached to a fictional character and they die.

  14. xXjustapersonXx xXjustapersonXx
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2012 5:30pm UTC
    Sometimes I sing like Snow White out the window,
    but instead of the birds coming to me, they fall out of trees and die.


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  16. I_Dont_Know I_Dont_Know
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2012 5:37pm UTC
    If moon light is technically sunlight
    Why doen't it kill vampires?
    ©I_Dont_Know

  17. Ali_Tex98 Ali_Tex98
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2012 10:59am UTC
    Imagine this:
    You're home alone and you sneeze. Suddenly the phone rings and you answer, then someone whispers 'Bless you' and hangs up.

  18. carson5482 carson5482
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2012 6:23pm UTC
    Let me tell you something about Mitt Romney...
    We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... whatever.
    So, in 8th grade, I started hanging out with the current president, Obama, who was totally gorgeous, but then he moved to D.C, and Mitt was like, weirdly jealous of him.
    Like, if I would blow him off to listen to Obama speak, he'd be like, "Why don't you support my ideas?"
    And I'd be like "Why are so ignorant of America's needs?
    So then for my birthday party, which was an all Democrats pool party, I was like "Mitt, I can't invite you because I think you're a republican."
    I mean, I couldn't have a republican at my party. There were going to be Democrats there with their human rights, I mean right?
    He was a REPUBLICAN!
    So then his mom called my mom and they started yelling at each other, it was ridiculous.
    And then he dropped out of politics because no one would talk to him, and he came back in the fall for the presidential election, all of his hair was cut off and he was totally weird...
    And now I guess he's trying to make airplane windows roll down.
    Follow for a follow<3
    NMQ/NMF

  19. Nirenberge213 Nirenberge213
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2012 6:39pm UTC
    What they think...
    Mom: OMG. My daughter actually went outside today! Just to get the mail of course...
    Dad: *makes stupid Dad joke*
    Girls at school: OMG I have sooooo many friends! And my parents are rich and my boyfriend buys me flowers everyday and I'm so freakin' perfect!
    Cats: why are there so many quotes about us
    And then there's us.
    Us: *sees someone* peasant.
    Us: *sees sunlight* *hisses*
    Us: wittywittywittywittywittywittywittywitty

  20. littlenattycastronovo littlenattycastronovo
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2012 6:56pm UTC
    "I wish people looked like their personalities."
    ... but then everyone on witty would look awkward.

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