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kimberlyisalwayshungry

  1. kimberlyisalwayshungry kimberlyisalwayshungry
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 7:48pm UTC
    Are you a keyboard?
    'Cause your my type ;)

  2. kimberlyisalwayshungry kimberlyisalwayshungry
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 8:45pm UTC
    Covering up your answers on your test paper with your hand so when the teacher walks past so he/she can't see how stupid you are.

  3. kimberlyisalwayshungry kimberlyisalwayshungry
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2012 12:20am UTC
    That moment, in a test, when everyone is using a ruler and you just dont know why.

  4. kimberlyisalwayshungry kimberlyisalwayshungry
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 10:17pm UTC
    I don't know whats more awkward...
    Answering Dora or sitting there in silence while she stares at you.

  5. kimberlyisalwayshungry kimberlyisalwayshungry
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 11:21pm UTC
    Me (doing homework): Dafaq does this mean? I'll google it. Me: I should check witty incase if someone faved my quote.Me: (2 hours later) I'm hungry im going to get cake.Me: ohh choclate my favourite!Me: *looks at homework book* Whats that there for?

  6. kimberlyisalwayshungry kimberlyisalwayshungry
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 7:06pm UTC
    Sometimes I colour in my stickmen in different colours so I dont seem rasist. Just me?

  7. kimberlyisalwayshungry kimberlyisalwayshungry
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 5:49pm UTC
    Does anyone else hate when people say yolo? Its like saying "I'm going to go swimming with sharks 'cause yolo!" I mean how stupid is that?

  8. kimberlyisalwayshungry kimberlyisalwayshungry
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 5:20pm UTC
    Be yourself! You never know who'll love the person you hide <3

  9. kimberlyisalwayshungry kimberlyisalwayshungry
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2012 8:44pm UTC
    When you really want to slap someone, do it and yell mosquito!

  10. kimberlyisalwayshungry kimberlyisalwayshungry
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2012 1:26am UTC
    that forever alone moment
    when you play truth or dare and someone asks you 'have you ever kissed a guy?' and your like 'pff yeah'
    'besides your dad?'
    'no.'
    <3 if i should make a series

  11. kimberlyisalwayshungry kimberlyisalwayshungry
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 2:03am UTC
    Diamonds are made under pressure <3

  12. kimberlyisalwayshungry kimberlyisalwayshungry
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 1:58am UTC
    So today I waited outside
    the hotel that one direction was staying at and i waited for 5 hours (no toilet breaks, no food )
    to see one direction. Omg and niall waved at us from his hotel room :) he made my day :) we all screamed we love you niall!
    (sorry i know everyone hates 1d quotes but i was just so excited to tell you all )

  13. kimberlyisalwayshungry kimberlyisalwayshungry
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 8:18pm UTC
    Admit it
    at one point of your life, you liked Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus.

  14. kimberlyisalwayshungry kimberlyisalwayshungry
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2012 9:45pm UTC
    doing a funny dance in front of an automatic door when it stops working
    <3

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