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  1. Breathe* Breathe*
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2013 3:49pm UTC
    Why are thigh gaps so "in" ?
    What are they for anyway ?
    My thighs are friends . They wanna be close .
    And they catch my food when I drop it !

  2. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2013 9:24am UTC
    Our Generation: oh my god, my parents never let me have anything
    39 minutes ago · posted via iPhone · comment · like

  3. elanaxo678 elanaxo678
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2013 6:07pm UTC
    THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN
    YOU ARE LEFT ALONE WITH YOUR FRIEND'S PARENTS.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. kimberlyisalwayshungry kimberlyisalwayshungry
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2013 2:58am UTC
    You're going to go on living.
    Because living is a challenge. Not dying. Dying is so easy. Sometimes it only
    takes a few seconds to die. But living? That can take you eighty years and you
    do something in that time, whether it's giving birth to a baby or being a housewife
    or a barrister or a soldier. You've accomplished something. To throw that away
    at such a young age, to have no hope, is the biggest tragedy.

  6. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2013 4:24pm UTC
    Those Wittians
    who you secretly get more and more
    jealous of every time they change their picture


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  8. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2013 2:41am UTC
    You were like the summer. Barely anyone appreciated you when you were here, but once you were gone, all they did was miss you.

  9. Alexwise Alexwise
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2013 2:16pm UTC
    If I had a £1/$1 for every time I thought about you, I'd start thinking about you

  10. kimberlyisalwayshungry kimberlyisalwayshungry
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2013 11:23pm UTC
    Me: mum, just chill out
    Mum: no, you warm in

  11. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2013 11:36am UTC
    paris ✈
    is always a good idea
    format jimmy365


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. roseth0rn roseth0rn
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2013 5:28pm UTC
    This is what I saw on the witty tumblr:
    smexyxlean asked: I know everyone says that you should allow picture posts on witty, but please don't. I'll stop using it if you do. People will end up posting pictures of self harm and trigger a lot people. Thanks for reading.
    Steve replied with:
    I’d be more worried about pictures of penises.

  14. pigglywiggly pigglywiggly
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2013 9:39am UTC
    drivinG home.
    i looked out at all the cars, and i thought about all the people in them. and then i thought about their lives, where they’re going, what they’re thinking about. their memories, their childhood, their worries or their anxieties. i thought about how each and every person driving in each and every car has somewhere they want to go, and each and every person lives a life that means the world to them because it’s all they have. and then i felt really weird. because i look around and realize just how insignificant my life is. how i spend all this time worrying or even just continuing to live, when i am just another person in a car.

  15. kimberlyisalwayshungry kimberlyisalwayshungry
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2013 2:50am UTC
    Friends: Hey you should come to the movies with us on friday
    Me: Uhh I can't, I'm busy on friday night
    Me: (friday night) *In my pjs belting out Call me Maybe while on witty

  16. Dollface22 Dollface22
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2013 9:02pm UTC
    Head underwater
    and you tell me
    to breathe easy for a while
    but breathing gets harder
    Even I know that

  17. EdsDarling EdsDarling
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2013 2:12am UTC
    Person: What would you do if you only had 30 seconds to live?
    Dan Howell: Ring Phil.
    Me: Why am I crying.

  18. GetInMyVanItHasFreeWifi GetInMyVanItHasFreeWifi
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 1:44pm UTC
    Hey, I still exist.

  19. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 2:53pm UTC
    You know that quiet girl in class?
    Yeah, she goes home and makes fun of all of you on Witty.

  20. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2013 12:02pm UTC
    Disney Channel is like that close friend you had
    when you were younger, that grew up to be an a.sshole.

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