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  1. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2016 4:53pm UTC
    I'll stop time for you
    the second you say you like me too

  2. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2016 11:59pm UTC
    whoever i date next, do me a favor.
    don’t break me. I will give you every single part of me, I will tell you my secrets, I will tell you my emotions, and hand you everything I have. I will open myself up to you in hopes that you might be my person. I will put in effort, I need it given back. I will give you parts of myself that I can never get back. I need you to be there. Please make it easy - the entire relationship, getting over you. Please make it easy and don’t break me. Dear God, I beg you.

  3. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2013 8:37pm UTC
    2 types of wittians:
    the bed wittians and the desk wittians
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  4. darkeyeangel darkeyeangel
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2013 4:31pm UTC
    A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, “What does love mean?”
    The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you think:
    “When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn’t bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That’s love.”
    - Rebecca - age 8
    “When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth.”
    - Billy - age 4
    “Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other.”
    - Karl - age 5
    “Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs.”
    - Chrissy - age 6
    “Love is what makes you smile when you’re tired.”
    - Terri - age 4
    “Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK.”
    - Danny - age 7
    “Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more.
    My Mommy and Daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss”
    - Emily - age 8
    “Love is what’s in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen.”
    - Bobby - age 7 (Wow!)
    “If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate.”
    - Nikka - age 6
    (we need a few million more Nikkas on this planet)
    “Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday.”
    - Noelle - age 7
    “Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well.”
    - Tommy - age 6
    “During my piano recital, I was on a stage and I was scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling.
    He was the only one doing that. I wasn’t scared anymore.”
    - Cindy - age 8
    “My mommy loves me more than anybody. You don’t see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night.”
    - Clare - age 6
    “Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken.”
    - Elaine - age 5
    “Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford.”
    - Chris - age 7
    “Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day.”
    - Mary Ann - age 4
    “I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones.”
    - Lauren - age 4
    “When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you.” (what an image)
    - Karen - age 7
    “Love is when Mommy sees Daddy on the toilet and she doesn’t think it’s gross.”
    - Mark - age 6
    “You really shouldn’t say ‘I love you’ unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget.”
    - Jessica - age 8

  5. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2013 10:45am UTC
    Lizzie: Ronnie broke up with me
    Gordo: He's a loser
    Lizzie: No, Gordo. I'm the loser, okay? He likes another girl. She's probably prettier than me and she's probably smarter than me and she's probably a lot more fun than I am.
    Gordo: No, she's not.
    Lizzie: How do you know?
    Gordo: Because there's nobody prettier than you, or more fun to be with.
    Me: I love you, Gordo
    Me: Where's my Gordo?
    Me: Every girl needs a Gordo.

  6. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2013 3:37pm UTC
    when you step on
    your pet's foot
    DOG: IT'S OK I LOVE YOU
    ANYWAYS YOU'RE MY
    BEST FRIEND COME ON
    LET'S GO PLAY!!!!!
    CAT: What the heck? Do you have
    any idea what you just did? You
    stepped on my fricken foot, you
    moron. I will not accept your
    apology so easily I'll just
    leave you for a while and hide and when
    you come near me I'll hiss at you
    stupid. Go on a diet fatty maybe
    then it won't hurt so goddarn much
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  7. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2013 4:43pm UTC
    this one time
    in sixth grade i was waiting for
    my bus because it was
    late and this girl was
    cleaning out her locker and a
    teacher was helping her and
    all of the sudden the teacher started
    screaming and the girl started
    crying and all i heard was “
    YOU HAVE A GOLDFISH LIVING
    IN YOUR LOCKER??!!”
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  8. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2013 3:09pm UTC
    justin timberlake
    is making a comeback and justin bieber is finally at his breaking point.
    coincidence? no. there can only be one justin.
    neither can live while the other survives.
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  9. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2013 6:29pm UTC
    one time
    i put my mum’s bras on a
    ceiling fan because i though it’d be a
    funny prank but then some
    people came over to look at the
    house and i didn’t have
    time to take the bras down so
    when my mum turned the fan on bras
    flew all around our kitchen and
    landed on the people and like
    no one wanted to say
    anything so we acted like
    bras weren’t strewn across all of us
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  10. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 12:13pm UTC
    i was in line at target
    just trying to buy some
    ice cream and this
    baby was screaming its soul out.
    Anyways, the mom turned
    around and looked
    me straight in the eyes with the
    most monotone voice and said
    “birth control….
    Use birth control…”
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s

  11. Lydser Lydser
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2016 12:33pm UTC
     
    Won't you stay alive?
    I'll take you on a ride. 
     

  12. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2016 2:22am UTC
    you can change your clothes
    change your hairstyle
    your friends, cities, continents
    but sooner or later your own self will always catch up
    always it waits i n t h e w i n g s.
    — The Cribs, Be Safe


  13. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. pirateslifeforme* pirateslifeforme*
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2016 3:04pm UTC
    But please don't get me wrong, i'm not bitter or mad. It's not that I still love you, it's not cause I want you back. It's just that when I think of you, it just makes me gag. -Eminem Puke (love this song, partially because it describes my feelings for a certain ex of mine)

  15. Little Wolf* Little Wolf*
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2016 8:58pm UTC
    ­ 


    I'll take a
    chainsaw to the sofa
    where I
    held your body close
    for so long.

  16. Little Wolf* Little Wolf*
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2016 9:14pm UTC
    ­

    I should be over all the
    BuTTeRFLIes
    but I'm into you.

  17. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2016 5:53pm UTC
    I don't really care if nobody
    ELSE BELIEVES CAUSE
    i've sTiLL GoT a LoT
    oF FiGHT LeFT in me.

  18. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2016 5:48pm UTC
    REMEMBER WHEN YOU
    WERE ONLY A CHILD
    START TO SEE WITH
    YOUR BLUE MIND
    DON'T BE AFRAID
    OF WHAT YOU FIND

  19. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2016 7:59pm UTC
    Now MY NecK is oPeN wiDe,
    BeGGInG FoR a FIsT aRounD IT.
    ALREADY CHOKING ON MY PRIDE,
    so there's no use crying about it.

  20. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2016 6:24pm UTC
    Oh, Watch
    Your mouth
    Oh, Oh, Oh,
    Because your
    speech is
    slurred enough
    That you
    might just
    swallow your
    tongue
    I'm sure
    you'd want
    to give
    up the
    ghost with
    just alittle
    more poise
    than that.
    -Panic! at the Disco
    "Nails for Breakfast, Tacks for Snacks"|A Fever You Can't Sweat Out
    nmf

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