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  1. slr1995 slr1995
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2011 9:11pm UTC
    & He is far from perfect;
    He is such a goofball; & you never know what he's going to say next. He is distracted a little too easily & sucks at taking hints. its hard to tell what is on his mind & he's so impracticable. he's never on time & is a little clumsy. he isn't the brightest, but he makes me smile. he can be demanding at times & is kind of outspoken. no, hes not perfect.
    But I never asked him to be.

  2. pushithot pushithot
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2011 5:55pm UTC
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  3. Lozz3x Lozz3x
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2011 5:15pm UTC
    The awkward moment
    when your parents don't appreciate the hilarious child they have been blessed with

  4. amberlylovesdinosaurs amberlylovesdinosaurs
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2011 5:11pm UTC
    I'm not a morning person,
    Do not pull the covers off me, I will kill you.

  5. jordaneileen12 jordaneileen12
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2011 9:39pm UTC
    Boy: If I could see you naked I'd die happy.
    Girl: If i saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

  6. letshavesomefun letshavesomefun
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2011 9:15pm UTC
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  7. TheyCallMeSmothAndRefreshing TheyCallMeSmothAndRefreshing
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2011 10:08pm UTC
    I e t s ju s t t a ke 2 s e c o n d s to re m e m be r 9 /1 1
    and click the heart for those who died that day.
    f for

  8. MiseryLovesMeee MiseryLovesMeee
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2011 10:16am UTC
    I'll miss you.
    A lot. And when I'm with someone else, I'll remember you. Your smile.
    Your sweet voice. Your angry voice. All the times I was sad or you were
    sad, or we were sad together. The fights we had, the laughs we shared,
    the love we gave each other. You were my first lots of things. My
    first love, my first summer romance. I'll never forget you, I promise. Now
    I'm all sad, just reminiscing. It'll take a lot to get past you. But I know I
    can do it. I can do anything, right? I hope you're okay. I hope you
    don't cry over me. I'm not deleting our text messages. So yeah,
    I'll miss you,
    but I'm moving on.

  9. jdbieberfacts jdbieberfacts
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 4:51pm UTC
    Lets see how many
    Beliebers are on witty:
    Favorite this if
    you're a belieber

  10. BrownEyesBlackEyeliner BrownEyesBlackEyeliner
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2011 8:08am UTC
    Thank God Witty's up again.
    I almost had to go and get a social life.

  11. _Hey_Bro_ _Hey_Bro_
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2011 11:37pm UTC

  12. Butterfliesx Butterfliesx
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2011 8:38am UTC
    I survived the Witty crash of
    17th August 2011 ♥

  13. IrishRoast247 IrishRoast247
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2011 8:55pm UTC
    the biggest mistake i've made,


  14. kaylalydiabieber kaylalydiabieber
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2011 12:33am UTC
    ❑ Team Edward
    ❑ Team Jacob

  15. crimsonbloodkid crimsonbloodkid
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2011 2:51am UTC
    For every like, I'll donate 1 dollar to cancer foundation.

  16. xxsaraxx xxsaraxx
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2009 11:12pm UTC
    Team Edward
    if you agree with this favorite it!

    posted a quote
    July 20, 2011 3:04pm UTC
    So my boyfriend thinks that
    Star wars is better than
    Winnie the Pooh.
    Prove him wrong?
    Fav for Winnie the Pooh.
    Comment for Star Wars..

  18. regankk regankk
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2011 12:24am UTC
    Hes the only one ;
    Who i can Keep a conversation with for hours ,
    The one who makes my heart drop into my stomach ,
    The one who gives me permanent butterflies ,
    The one who can make me smile on the worst of days ,
    The one who when i get a text from him my face instantly lights up ,
    Hes also the one i want to spend the rest of my life with .

  19. Nicoletta_ Nicoletta_
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2011 11:40pm UTC
    if i ever have a son that
    Breaks a girls heart... it will result in
    harsh punishment and, x-box smashing

  20. ZiZi123 ZiZi123
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2011 7:37am UTC
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