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  1. Rachel* Rachel*
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2015 12:59pm EDT
    But darling in the e nd,
    you've got to be your own hero, because everybody's busy
    trying to save themselves.

  2. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2014 11:09am EDT
    to put it bluntly,
    I have {enough} crap to deal with in my life
    without you.

  3. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2014 8:48pm EDT
    You're finding yourself falling for a guy, but he isn't doing things for you that you would do for him. And your mind wants you to think that he's the one, but is he really?
    You see, basically, you probably have a crush on a trash can.
    What if every time he didn't text you back, you received a slice of moldy bread?
    What if every time you saw him doing the special things he did with you, with another girl, you received an old banana peel?
    If you had to eat an almost empty box of stale cereal for every time he lied to you and ignored you, your teeth would break off because the cereal is rock hard.
    If you had a carton of rotten milk for every time he led you on, you'd probably die from the smell of that sh;t.
    If you're reading this with being able to relate to most of these situations, and you're still thinking,"Oh, well he's still so perfect", stop romanticizing a container of spoiled vegetables.
    No matter how mesmerizing his voice is, no matter how hot he may look with his hair a certain way, no matter how well he dresses, in the end, it's all...just...a pile of garbage.
    And if he ever does these things or anything else that makes you hurt, ask yourself: are you in love with a human, or are you in love with a pile of waste?
    You deserve better than a trashcan.

  4. *compassionate soul* *compassionate soul*
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2014 2:48pm EDT
    Let go of the people
    who dull your shine,
    poison your spirit,
    and bring you drama.
    Cancel your subscription to their issues
    - Dr. Steve Maraboli

  5. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2014 8:56pm EDT
    Life becomes more meaningful when
    you realize the simple fact that
    you'll never get the same moment twice.

  6. McDreamer* McDreamer*
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2014 4:17pm EDT
    The sign
    [♦ ] O f a b e a u t i f u l p e r s o n [♦ ]
    is that they
    a l w a y s s e e b e a u t y i n
    others.

  7. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2014 11:26am EDT
    The best thing in life is finding someone who knows all your flaws, mistakes & weaknesses, but still thinks you're completely amazing.

  8. vivre merveilleusement* vivre merveilleusement*
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2014 6:38pm EDT
    ❝ we used to talk
    like we were lovers
    in the middle of the night,
    bu now we're barely friends. ❞

  9. FriendZoned FriendZoned
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2014 9:45am EDT
    Life waits for no one.
    Neither do I.

  10. MaddyWaddy MaddyWaddy
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2014 2:20pm EDT
    Time doesn't heal all wounds
    because I'm still left with scars.
    Forced to remember what happened
    and the way I felt.

  11. fancy fancy
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2014 11:08am EDT
    people too often chase what they consider to be perfection and forget to run after what simply makes them happy.

  12. Hailea Katherine* Hailea Katherine*
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2014 9:42pm EDT
    It just sucks when you've given
    so much and you realize it still wasnt good enough for someone.

  13. Losemyselfinadaydream* Losemyselfinadaydream*
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2013 11:55pm EDT
    & I wonder if I ever cross your mind
    .. for me, it happens all the time

  14. carson5482 carson5482
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2013 9:35pm EDT
    I could never be a politician
    because every time it was my turn
    to talk in a debate, it would start off with
    "Listen here you fuucking priick."

  15. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2012 9:13pm EST
    i hate it when strangers say
    "i don't bite." yeah because the first thing i think when i meet somebody is "holy sh/t this b/tch is gonna bite me."

  16. nee nee
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2011 10:15pm EDT
    See you later, alligator.
    In a while, crocodile.
    In an hour, sunflower.
    Maybe two, kangaroo.
    Gotta go, buffalo.
    Adios, hippos.
    Ciao ciao, brown cow.
    Adieu, cockatoo.
    Better swish, jellyfish.
    Chop chop, lollipop.
    Gotta run, skeleton.
    Bye-bye, butterfly.
    See you soon, raccoon.

  17. xBeautifulDngerx xBeautifulDngerx
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2010 12:09pm EDT
    A Guy Had A Crush On
    This Girl
    He followed her wherever she went.
    One day the girl noticed and asked the guy.
    Girl: Why do you keep following me?
    Boy: Because you're so pretty and I think I'm falling in love with you.
    Girl: Really? But you haven't met my friend yet. She's prettier then me and she's right behind you.
    (The Boy Turns Around)
    Boy: Are you making fun of me? There's no one behind me.
    Girl: No, but if you really loved me, you wouldn't even bother to look back.
    i saw this somewhere.. wanna make it pretty? go ahead.
    -xBeautifulDngerx

  18. chels_xo chels_xo
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2011 3:43pm EDT
    click to see this quote

  19. fuckyeahquotes fuckyeahquotes
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2010 6:38pm EDT
    Anti-pick up lines:
    Boy: Can I buy you a drink?
    Girl: Actually, I'd rather have the money.
    Boy: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
    Girl: Sorry, I am having a headache this weekend.
    Boy: Go on. Don't be shy. Ask me out.
    Girl: Okay. Go out.
    Boy: I think I could make you very happy.
    Girl: Why? Are you leaving?
    Boy: Shall we go see a movie?
    Girl: I have already seen it.
    Boy: Where have you been all my life?
    Girl: Hiding from you.
    Boy: Haven't I seen you some place before?
    Girl: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

  20. lyssaroo7 lyssaroo7
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2010 12:06pm EST
    I want to be remembered
    as the girl who always smiled.
    The one who could always
    brighten your day,
    EVEN IF,
    she couldn't brighten her own.
    - - - - - - - ♥ - - - - - - -

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