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Member Since: 15 Aug 2009 11:27am

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      im cool and this is witty yo
  1. kenzyyx kenzyyx
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2010 6:54pm UTC
    * Ringo / Paul / George / John *

  2. kenzyyx kenzyyx
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2010 5:06pm UTC
    Hi. Your retarded.
    really bad at shadingg! can someone teach me^?? i made tht up tho♥ <33

  3. kenzyyx kenzyyx
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2009 6:41pm UTC
    can someone make me fan art that like shades the 2 colors of like light pink and green saying " COULD HE BE ANY HOTTER? <3 " hahahha thankss. i need it quick so make it speedy :D <3 ( in this font like century gothic... or impact. whatev you want!! <3

  4. kenzyyx kenzyyx
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2009 6:31pm UTC
    crazy1 86: hey baby!!!
    h0tNsPiCy91: who is this???
    crazy1 86: ur secret admirer!!!!!
    h0tNsPiCy91: oh really.... quit lyin! who is this???
    crazy1 86: i loved u the first time a stared in your eyes...
    crazy1 86: i think about u everyday... you are my dream come true.
    crazy1 86: we met once! i dont think u remember tho.
    crazy1 86: i cut myself because the pain takes away my feelings of u.
    crazy1 86: u will see me sometime tonight....
    h0tNsPiCy91: ..WHO IS THIS!?!?!?
    crazy1 86:dont worry.... ill take very good care of you...
    crazy1 86 had signed off.
    The girl was so scared she locked all her doors and windows. She made sure her room was secured. She wasn't sure if it was a joke or for real. She didn't know when he was going to come. The girl was so frightened she decided to sleep with her little sister. The girl dozed off quickly.
    Then she heard a knock on the window. The girl slowly walked to the window. It started knocking louder. The girl looked through the windows and saw nothing... just some of the tree branches. The girl went back to bed with her sister. The bed was wet and had a pretty horrid smell. Maybe her sister wet the bed... the girl checked and found blood everywhere. The girl panicked. She didn't know what to do. She ran and hid in the closet in case the killer was there for her. While looking through the cracks of the closet the girl saw a shadow. It was dark, so she couldn't figure out who it was. She started to get more frightened. The shadow crept closer to the closet. The girl closed her eyes as if it was a dream. Then suddenly he opened the closet door and pulled her out.
    Her parents found her dead the next morning. She was completely skinned and hanging in her sister's closet. The younger sister was also found skinned and dead.
    PART 2
    Two years after the Smith sisters deaths, the parents had a baby boy. The girl's room became a guest room and the little sister's room where the murder took place became the baby's room. The baby grew up to be a successful kid.
    One night he was on the computer and received an instant message.
    h0tNsPiCy91: Hey lil bro!!!
    2seXay4u: Who the eff is this?
    h0tNsPiCy91: It's your big sis.
    2seXay4u: I never had a sister. I'm an only child.
    2seXay4u: This is some kinda joke, huh?
    h0tNsPiCy91: Mom and dad never told you?
    h0tNsPiCy91: I died 15 years ago with your other older sister.
    h0tNsPiCy91: We were murdered in your room which was once my little sister's room. She was killed in bed when I was sleeping. I was killed in the closet and skinned to death.
    2seXay4u: Quit lying. I never had a sister. If I did my parents would have told me. Whatever. Your stupid.
    h0tNsPiCy91: You don't believe me? Well if you wanna look in your closet floor.
    h0tNsPiCy91: I carved my name and the time and date I was being murdered. Then I carved my little sister's name.
    h0tNsPiCy91: If you don't believe me little brother check the internet. Google on ''Smith sisters murdered anonymously''.
    h0tNsPiCy91: I gtg little brother. I love you and mom and dad soo much. I can't believe they kept us a secret from you. They should burn in hell.
    The boy checked the closet. He saw the carvings. Was it true? He surfed the internet and information was there about the anonymous murder in the house. The next morning the boy went downstairs. It was so quiet. Maybe his parents were sleeping. Hours later the boy found his parents in their closet skinned and hanged. Then he found more carvings on the ground. They said ''I TOLD YOU I WASN'T LYING LITTLE BROTHER, I LOVED MOM AND DAD.... BUT THEY KEPT ME A SECRET. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. WELL I'M FREE FROM THIS COLD WORLD, I WON'T HURT YOU LIKE I HURT THEM. I LOVE YOU!"
    - LISA SMITH
    This is a death chain letter. If you don't repost this in the next hour, the parents will kill you at night. They will kill you!
    DON'T BELIEVE ME? LOOK IT UP IN GOOGLE!
    this counts for MakForEve and Squealy321!!! put together!!!!!!! ):

  5. kenzyyx kenzyyx
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2009 7:35pm UTC
    Every time i see him; i look for a second. then i move on, because i know it will never happen </3

  6. kenzyyx kenzyyx
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2009 7:48pm UTC
    damnn! he is smokin♥

  7. kenzyyx kenzyyx
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2009 5:18pm UTC
    im single
    lets mingle :)
    me*

  8. kenzyyx kenzyyx
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2009 5:15pm UTC
    Baby I can see your halo... </3

  9. kenzyyx kenzyyx
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2009 8:15pm UTC
    insurance is for suckers ;)
    people like us are smart like that

  10. kenzyyx kenzyyx
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2009 5:30pm UTC
    i think pimps are funny :D

  11. kenzyyx kenzyyx
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2009 9:40pm UTC
    SHE LIKE GLOMPS HIM IN THE HALL! RIGHT NEXT TO MY LOCKER *jealous<33

  12. kenzyyx kenzyyx
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2009 6:00pm UTC
    heres one for all the boyfriends out there who dumped there gorgeous girlfriends for ----> no reason <--- what so ever
    SCREW YOU<3
    no jocking sista sista

  13. kenzyyx kenzyyx
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2009 8:10pm UTC
    LoVE_buG*agaiN<33

  14. kenzyyx kenzyyx
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2009 12:34pm UTC
    favorite this quote if you love christmas,and cant keep your hands off of santa claus<33

  15. kenzyyx kenzyyx
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2009 5:45pm UTC
    omgg hes so dreamy.. i think i-- i know i love him. but he doesn't know*(yet)<333

  16. kenzyyx kenzyyx
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2009 8:11pm UTC
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  17. kenzyyx kenzyyx
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2009 6:43pm UTC
    Best Friend: OMGG
    Me: WHAT OMGG
    best friend: SO TODAY I FELL AND THEN MY BF DUMPED ME AND THEN MY MOM GROUNDED ME AND THEN I GOT REALLY ANGRY AND BROKE OUR MICROWAVE AND THEN IT STARTED ON FIRE AND THEN THE FIRE DEPARTMENT CAME AND MY MOM FLIPPED AND DOUBLED MY GROUNDATION IF THATS EVEN A WORD!!!!!!
    me: okay
    i didnt know what else to say!!! ^ haha

  18. kenzyyx kenzyyx
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2009 11:31am UTC
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  19. kenzyyx kenzyyx
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2009 10:01am UTC
    Live.Laugh.Love <3

  20. kenzyyx kenzyyx
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2009 9:37pm UTC
    Angie, I know how my mom's boyfriend died.. BENNY FLASHED HIM AND HE KILLED HIMSELF.
    ^-George Lopezz <33^^

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