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  1. kenziebieber kenziebieber
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2011 6:00pm UTC
    You know I wanna believe were a masterpiece but sometimes its hard to tell in the dark.

  2. kenziebieber kenziebieber
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2011 5:54pm UTC
    You know how Amish people aren't supposed to get their picture taken? what happens when they go to Walmart? they're on cam! so like is there soul ruined?

  3. kenziebieber kenziebieber
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    April 25, 2011 5:48pm UTC
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  4. kenziebieber kenziebieber
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2011 7:59pm UTC
    This is the first
    I've seen your face
    but theres a chance we are
    soul mates.

  5. kenziebieber kenziebieber
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2010 5:38pm UTC
    Well good bye 2O1O hello 2O11, and 2O11 you better be good if the worlds supposed to end in 2O12♥

  6. kenziebieber kenziebieber
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2010 5:15pm UTC
    Follow me,
    look at my quotes and,
    favorite the ones that apply to
    you.

  7. kenziebieber kenziebieber
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2010 5:10pm UTC
    Yes i know i have a virus, NO I WILL NOT DOWNLOAD THE VIRUS PROTECTION I ALREADY HAVE IT GAH! APPARENTLY IT DOESNT FUCKEN WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  8. kenziebieber kenziebieber
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2010 12:17pm UTC
    What % are you hated in school??
    [ ] Gotten a referral
    [x]Gotten detention
    [x]Gotten your cell phone/iPod taken away
    [ ]Gotten suspended
    [x]Gotten caught chewing gum during class
    TOTAL SO FAR: 3
    [x]Gotten late to a class more than 10 times
    [x] Didnt do homework over 5 times
    [x] Returned at least 2 projects in late
    TOTAL SO FAR: 6
    [x] Missed school cause you felt like it
    [x] skipped class at least 1 time
    [x] laughed so hard you got kicked out of class
    TOTAL SO FAR: 9
    [x] Texted people during class
    [x] Passed notes
    [x] Threw stuff across the room
    [x] Laughed at the teacher
    TOTAL SO FAR: 13
    [ ] Went on myspace, friendster , xanga , etc on the computer at school
    [x] Took pictures during school hours
    [x] Called people during school hours
    [x] Listened to an ipod/ cd player/mp3 during class
    [x] Hit a teacher or student with a textbook
    TOTAL SO FAR: 17
    [x] Gotten a call home
    [ ] Couldn't go on a field trip cause you behaved bad
    [x] Didn't take your stuff to school
    [x] Gotten a detention and didn't go
    [x] Used passes from other days/Or made fake pass
    [x] cursed during class loud enough so the teacher could hear
    TOTAL SO FAR: 22
    [x] Slept in class
    [x] Played basketball with paper balls using the trash can as a basket
    [x] Threatened a teacher/(told off a teacher)
    [] Felt hungry during class and went home to eat
    [] Treat the teacher as invisible
    TOTAL: 30
    now times this by 3….
    hahahaha I'm hated 90%<---- best accomplishment!

  9. kenziebieber kenziebieber
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2010 12:04pm UTC
    Sally jumped up as soon as she saw the surgeon come out of the operating room. She said: "How is my little boy? Is he going to be all right? When can I see him?"
    The surgeon said, "I'm sorry. We did all we could, but your boy didn't make it."
    Sally said, "Why do little children get cancer? Doesn't God care any more? Where were you, God, when my son needed you?"
    The surgeon asked, "Would you like some time alone with your son? One of the nurses will be out in a few minutes, before he's transported to the university."
    Sally asked the nurse to stay with her while she said good-bye to son. She ran her fingers lovingly through his thick red curly hair.
    "Would you like a lock of his hair?" the nurse asked.
    Sally nodded yes. The nurse cut a lock of the boy's hair, put it in a plastic bag and handed it to Sally. The mother said, "It was Jimmy's idea to donate his body to the University for Study. He said it might help somebody else. "I said no at first, but Jimmy said, 'Mom, I won't be using it after I die. Maybe it will help some other little boy spend one more day with his Mom." She went on, "My Jimmy had a heart of gold. Always thinking of someone else. Always wanting to help others if he could."
    Sally walked out of Children's mercy Hospital for the last time, after spending most of the last six months there. She put the bag with Jimmy's belongings on the seat beside her in the car. The drive home was difficult. It was even harder to enter the empty house. She carried Jimmy's belongings, and the plastic bag with the lock of his hair to her son's room. She started placing the model cars and other personal things back in his room exactly where he had always kept them. She laid down across his bed and, hugging his pillow, cried herself to sleep.
    It was around midnight when Sally awoke. Laying beside her on the bed was a folded letter. The letter said:
    "Dear Mom, I know you're going to miss me; but don't think that I will ever forget you, or stop loving you, just 'cause I'm not around to say I LOVE YOU. I will always love you, Mom, even more with each day. Someday we will see each other again. Until then, if you want to adopt a little boy so you won't be so lonely, that's okay with me. He can have my room and old stuff to play with. But, if you decide to get a girl instead, she probably wouldn't like the same things us boys do. You'll have to buy her dolls and stuff girls like, you know. Don't be sad thinking about me. This really is a neat place. Grandma and Grandpa met me as soon as I got here and showed me around some, but it will take a long time to see everything. The angels are so cool. I love to watch them fly. And, you know what? Jesus doesn't look like any of his pictures. Yet, when I saw Him, I knew it was Him. Jesus himself took me to see GOD! And guess what, Mom? I got to sit on God's knee and talk to Him, like I was somebody important. That's when I told Him that I wanted to write you a letter, to tell you good-bye and everything. But I already knew that wasn't allowed. Well, you know what Mom? God handed me some paper and His own personal pen to write you this letter. I think Gabriel is the name of the angel who is going to drop this letter off to you. God said for me to give you the answer to one of the questions you asked Him 'Where was He when I needed him?' "God said He was in the same place with me, as when His son Jesus was on the cross. He was right there, as He always is with all His children.
    Oh, by the way, Mom, no one else can see what I've written except you. To everyone else this is just a blank piece of paper. Isn't that cool? I have to give God His pen back now. He needs it to write some more names in the Book of Life. Tonight I get to sit at the table with Jesus for supper. I'm, sure the food will be great.
    Oh, I almost forgot to tell you. I don't hurt anymore. The cancer is all gone. I'm glad because I couldn't stand that pain anymore and God couldn't stand to see me hurt so much, either. That's when He sent The Angel of Mercy to come get me. The Angel said I was a Special Delivery! How about that?
    Signed with Love from God, Jesus & Me.
    (Let's see Satan stop this one.) Take 60-seconds and repost this, within the hour, you will have caused a multitude of believers to pray to God for each other. Then sit back and feel the Holy Spirit work in your life for doing what you know God loves
    "When you're down to nothing, God is up to something.?

  10. kenziebieber kenziebieber
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    December 18, 2010 10:35am UTC
    SO I KINDA LOVE CANADA...
    MY MOM JUSST BOUGHT ME TICKETS TO GO TO CANADA FOR CHRISTMAS THIS DAY COULDNT GET BETTER...

  11. kenziebieber kenziebieber
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    December 18, 2010 10:12am UTC
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  12. kenziebieber kenziebieber
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    December 17, 2010 4:32pm UTC
    OMG I FOUND A
    SOUR PATCH KID!
    LETS NAME HIM
    CHARLIE!

  13. kenziebieber kenziebieber
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2010 4:24pm UTC
    If you only knew, what I think about at night and what i think about every day.
    If you only know what crosses my mind on a day to day basis.
    If you how I look at you.
    If you only knew what lies before us, and what the
    future holds maybe you'd
    understand.
    a song I'm writing... not done yet please don't jock.
    im writinfa song i i

  14. kenziebieber kenziebieber
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2010 3:35pm UTC
    Harry- what happened to your nose?
    Lord Voldemort- i have a nose its just super flat! SUPER FLAT!

  15. kenziebieber kenziebieber
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2010 3:32pm UTC
    The awkward moment when Lord Voldemort walks in and every ones playing got your nose.

  16. kenziebieber kenziebieber
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2010 1:29pm UTC
    So um....i ran out of quotesss haha bye witty

  17. kenziebieber kenziebieber
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2010 1:27pm UTC
    The awkward moment when you misspelled awkward

  18. kenziebieber kenziebieber
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2010 1:25pm UTC
    The awkward moment when your in the bathroom about to pee and someone walks in and you become embarrassed to make any noises

  19. kenziebieber kenziebieber
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2010 1:23pm UTC
    The awkward moment when facebook stops working and you have nothing else to do.

  20. kenziebieber kenziebieber
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2010 1:20pm UTC
    Tomorrow I will be standing 10 in front of my love...
    JUSTIN BIEBER
    <3

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