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kennedy_jensen

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Member Since: 27 Mar 2011 08:55pm

Last Seen: 3 Nov 2015 07:33pm

user id: 161185

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  1. kennedy_jensen kennedy_jensen
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2014 11:18pm UTC
    I bet the YMCA dance would be a lot harder to do in Chineese.

  2. kennedy_jensen kennedy_jensen
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 8:07am UTC
    My boyfriend is like an oreo cookie. . . Hard and full of white stuff. . . :)

  3. kennedy_jensen kennedy_jensen
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2011 10:02pm UTC
    iloveyou♥

  4. kennedy_jensen kennedy_jensen
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2011 9:33pm UTC
    Behind every girls smile...
    is a boy who put it there...♥

  5. kennedy_jensen kennedy_jensen
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2011 9:17pm UTC
    http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/3763934
    im not asking for faves.... i just want you to smile :)

  6. kennedy_jensen kennedy_jensen
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2011 5:28pm UTC
    there's NOTHING speCial AbOUT thiS QUote............
    EXCEPt the PErson reaDing it.. :)

  7. kennedy_jensen kennedy_jensen
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2011 1:32pm UTC
    ♥ I hate it when a guy
    doesn't understand,
    why a certain time of month,
    I DON'T WANNA HOLD HIS HAND! ♥

  8. kennedy_jensen kennedy_jensen
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 6:22pm UTC
    How much do I cost?
    Natural Hair Color:
    [] Brown - $100
    [x] Blonde - $50
    [] Black - $15
    [] Bald - $5
    [] Other- $75
    Total: $50
    Eye Color:
    [X] Brown - $50
    [] Green - $75
    [] Blue $150
    |] Hazel $100
    [] Other - $15
    Total so far: $100
    Height:
    [] Over 7′ - $200
    [] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
    [] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150
    [] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
    [] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85
    [X] Under 5′4 - $25
    Total so far: $125
    Age:
    [] 50 to 56 - $175
    [] 46 to 50 - $150
    [] 41 to 45 - $125
    [] 31 to 40 - $100
    [] 26 to 30 - $75
    [] 21 to 25 - $50
    [] 19 to 20 - $25
    [x] 0 to 18 - $100
    Total so far: $225
    Birth Order:
    [] Twins or more than twins - $750
    [] First Born - $320
    [] Only Child - $250
    [] second born - $150
    [] Middle child - $100
    [] Last Born - $100
    [X] third born - $550
    [] fourth born - $300
    [] fifth born - $400
    [] sixth born -$215
    Total so far: $775
    Drink?
    [] I did like twice - $400
    [] Only Holidays - $250
    [] Sometimes - $215
    [] YES - $200
    [] only weekends - $300
    [] Every other day - $50
    [] Once a day - $15
    [] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$
    [x] No - $600
    Total so far:$1375
    Vision?
    [x] perfect vision - $400
    []need or have glasses/ contacts but dont wear them - $200
    [] No correction - $100
    [] Glasses - $50
    [] contacts - $25
    [] Surgical correction - $100
    Total so far: $1775
    Shoe Size:
    [ ] 13+ - $300
    [ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
    [ ] 11 to 12 - $400
    [x] 7 to 10 - $500
    [] Under 7- $450
    Total so far:$2275
    Favorite Color/Colors (don't need to be 1, can be more):
    [X] Green-$750
    [] Red - $600
    [x] Black - $100
    [X] Yellow -$475
    [] Brown - $300
    [x] Purple - $225
    [] White - $400
    [] Aqua - $350
    [] Orange - $300
    [] Blue - $300
    [] Pink - $100
    [] Other - $500
    Total: $3825
    you use a calculator to add it all up?
    [] Yes $0
    [] Nope - $1000
    [X] some- $750
    Total: $4575

  9. kennedy_jensen kennedy_jensen
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 5:50pm UTC
    i just ate a bowl of ice cream....
    im gunna try to throw up now... :(

  10. kennedy_jensen kennedy_jensen
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 5:09pm UTC
    HELP! pleasee....how do you get those cool layouts and stuff...?? thanks :)

  11. kennedy_jensen kennedy_jensen
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 2:21pm UTC
    So tell me... if you were just in an earthquake... why are you sitting on the computer??

  12. kennedy_jensen kennedy_jensen
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 2:15pm UTC
    So i heard there was an earthquake.... everyone is making quotes about it so i thought i should make one to! bahaha♥

  13. kennedy_jensen kennedy_jensen
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 1:57pm UTC
    Whats the difference between witty and pympy??

  14. kennedy_jensen kennedy_jensen
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2011 1:42pm UTC
    http://makeyourmark.disney.go.com/s/6rcp4m
    i dare you to check this out... and then like and comment on this video ♥ please... thanks :)

  15. kennedy_jensen kennedy_jensen
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2011 7:50pm UTC
    http://makeyourmark.disney.go.com/s/6rcp4m
    ♥ ♥ ♥

  16. kennedy_jensen kennedy_jensen
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2011 4:21pm UTC
    When you told me,
    Straight to my face.
    It hurt me,
    Ripped me into pieces.
    but if i face the truth...
    Nobody noticed when my head tilted down,
    Nobody noticed when i started to frown.
    Nobody listened when i tried to speak.
    Nobody saw the pain make me weak.
    Nobody realized i never left my room,
    Nobody knew that i cut when i felt gloom.
    Nobody cared when i started to cry,
    Nobody thought i wanted to die.
    So i guess you were right when you said this to my face...
    Nobody pays attention to you anyway :(

  17. kennedy_jensen kennedy_jensen
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2011 4:05pm UTC
    my result is emo
    Girlish :
    [X] I like at least one shade of pink
    [X] I don't like being messy
    [ ] My belongings are organized
    [ ] I don't like rock music
    [ ] I like wearing accessories
    [X] Bright colors amaze me
    [ ] I hate black
    [ ] I go to the salon once a week
    [X] I comb my hair almost all the time
    [X] I bring my phone with me everywhere
    SCORE : 5/10
    Boyish :
    [X] I like wearing baggy pants
    [X] I play video games
    [ ] I like Akon
    [X] I like wearing jackets with hoods
    [X] I'm too lazy to do chores
    [ ] I don't like shopping unless it's for me
    [ ] I would go bungee jumping
    [ ] I like being sweaty
    [ ] I'm a big fan of Marvel Heroes
    [X] I always wear perfume/cologne
    SCORE : 5/10
    Nerdy :
    [ ] I always carry a pen in my purse or pocket
    [ ] I enjoy studying
    [ ] I wear glasses
    [X] I'm a straight-A student
    [X] I've never skipped a class in my entire life
    [ ] I like to tuck my shirt in
    [ ] One of my favorite subjects is science
    [X] I like reading mystery books
    [X] My assignments are turned in on time
    SCORE : 4/10
    Emo :
    [X] I'm crazy about the color black
    [ ] I sit at the corner
    [X] One side of my hair is covering one of my eyes
    [X] I like heavy metal rock music
    [X] I have a lot of problems in my life
    [X] I don't talk much
    [ ] I don't have that many friends
    [ ] I barely have fun
    [X] I barely go out with my folks or friends
    SCORE : 6/10
    Childish :
    [ ] I love to stare at the ceiling for 10 minutes
    [X] I sleep with a stuffed toy or pillow
    [X] I watch cartoons
    [X] I love to invent words only I understand
    [ ] I sleep with a night light
    [ ] My parents are the ones who chose my outfit
    [ ] I'm scared of roller coasters
    [X] I like being with my family/relatives
    [ ] I take bubble baths
    SCORE : 4/10

  18. kennedy_jensen kennedy_jensen
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2011 2:46pm UTC
    i hate him :( My moms stupid boyfriend. he is mean. he makes me wanna cut<//3 i hate him i hate him i hate him. i want my real dad back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i miss you dadddy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <//3

  19. kennedy_jensen kennedy_jensen
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2011 4:01pm UTC
    I am 62% obsessed with my looks
    you own:
    Hair
    [X] straightener
    [X] curling iron
    [ ] mousse
    [X] hair spray
    [ ] gel
    [X] other sprays
    [X] bobby pins
    [X] round barrel brush
    [X] blow dryer
    [X] mirror
    [X] you have dyed your hair
    [X] you have or had highlights
    Total: 10
    Eyes
    [X] black eyeliner
    [X] other color eyeliner
    [X] eye shadow
    [X] mascara
    [ ] fake eyelashes
    [ ] eyelash curler
    [ ] eye shimmer
    [ ] colored contacts
    [ ] stunna shades
    [X] eye makeup remover
    [ ] olive oil
    Total so far: 15
    Lips/Teeth
    [X] clear lip gloss
    [X] red or pink gloss
    [X] lip stick
    [X] chap stick
    [ ] lip plumper
    [ ] electric toothbrush
    [ ] teeth whitener
    [ ] lip liner
    [X] more than 15 lipglosses
    [X] toothpaste
    Total so far: 21
    Complexion/Overall face
    [X] blush
    [X] moisturizer
    [X] face wash
    [ ] bronzer
    [X] makeup remover
    [X] face wipes
    [ ] powder
    [X] cover up
    Total so far: 27
    Nails
    [X] nail polish
    [X] filer
    [X] nail clipper
    [ ] nail buffer
    [X] cuticle remover
    [ ] nail hardener
    [ ] nail brush
    [ ] Fake nails
    [ ] nail scissors
    Total so far: 31
    Overall Total: 31
    Now, add your score and multiply it by 2
    Then, repost as I am _% obsessed with my looks

  20. kennedy_jensen kennedy_jensen
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2011 3:49pm UTC
    Everyone has a secret, what's yours?

:)

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