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  1. kenken526 kenken526
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 9:58pm UTC
    A Twitter conversation between my brother's friends Austin and Kylee.
    Austin: "ajrhforfhoirh" -Nobody. Ever.
    Kylee: Except, maybe Helen Keller?
    Austin: Touche.

  2. kenken526 kenken526
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 8:09pm UTC
    No matter what happens in life, be good to people. Being good to people is a wonderful legacy to leave behind.
    -Taylor swift

  3. kenken526 kenken526
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 8:07pm UTC
    People haven’t always been there for me, but music always has.
    -Taylor Swift

  4. kenken526 kenken526
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 8:01pm UTC
    When I sing alone I sound like freaking Beyonce.
    When I sing around anyone else, I sound like a dying demented squirrel.

  5. kenken526 kenken526
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 7:58pm UTC
    Fruit = Good
    Cake =Great
    Fruit Cake = Nasty Crap.
    #JimGafigan

  6. kenken526 kenken526
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 6:37pm UTC
    All you need is love.
    And sandwiches......

  7. kenken526 kenken526
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 6:30pm UTC
    The more I talk to you, the more I want you, and obviously can't have you.

  8. kenken526 kenken526
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 6:27pm UTC
    don't cry over a guy.
    let a guy cry over you.
    cause girls give and forgive.
    and guys get and forget.
    -drake

  9. kenken526 kenken526
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 6:13pm UTC
    I want to skip school for a couple weeks. I want to shut my phone off, and not log onto the computer. I want to see if anyone will write on my facebook or text me. I want to see if anyone would care where I was. Or if anyone notices I'm gone.

  10. kenken526 kenken526
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 6:07pm UTC
    If you're not
    prepared to
    fail, you'll
    never create
    anything
    original.

  11. kenken526 kenken526
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 6:02pm UTC
    Why does facebook give me the option to like my status?
    Of course I like my status.
    I'm freaking hilarious.
    And sexy.

  12. kenken526 kenken526
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 5:58pm UTC
    Do what you fear,
    and fear
    disappears.

  13. kenken526 kenken526
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 5:55pm UTC
    Don't die wondering.

  14. kenken526 kenken526
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 5:49pm UTC
    That awkward moment when your ex-bestfriend is now super popular.

  15. kenken526 kenken526
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 3:58pm UTC
    When it's your time of the month and you blame everything on PMS.

  16. kenken526 kenken526
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 3:40pm UTC
    fam{ily}

  17. kenken526 kenken526
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2012 6:43pm UTC
    I'm just a
    Cupcake
    lookin for my
    Stud Muffin.

  18. kenken526 kenken526
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 10:55pm UTC
    When your parents accuse you of lying look them in th eye and say
    Easter Bunny
    Santa Claus
    Tooth Fairy

  19. kenken526 kenken526
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 10:52pm UTC
    If I go on a date & it's bad, I'm just gonna stand up and say "I'm an actor, they're all actors, & your on MTV's Disaster Date!" and run out.

  20. kenken526 kenken526
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 10:48pm UTC
    Mom: "Kids are starving in Africa and you won't even finish you food!"
    Me: "So making me fat will somehow change that?!"

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