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kenken526 · 1 decade ago on quote 6657102
bro, that's sketchyyy.
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kenken526 · 1 decade ago on quote 6605423
I'm on the couch. Suck itttttttt.
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kenken526 · 1 decade ago on quote 6655804
A pillow.
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kenken526 · 1 decade ago on quote 6594638
Green hammer. I'm speshul.:)
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kenken526 · 1 decade ago on quote 6586208
Popcorn. I find popcorn all the time.
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kenken526 · 1 decade ago on quote 6568241
That's kind of adorable.
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kenken526 · 1 decade ago on quote 6567057
My best friend told me about it for month before I decided to make one.
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kenken526 · 1 decade ago on quote 6533767
Seems way good! Notify?
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kenken526 · 1 decade ago on quote 6523416
Haha yess! When they were making waffles and Drake put cumin in instead of cinnamon!(:
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kenken526 · 1 decade ago on quote 6519767
On time when my family was in Hawaii we went deep sea fishing on this little boat. So anyways that morning I woke up to a lively surprise from Mother Nature, and so we get on the little fishing boat and I get sea sick. So while I'm barfing my guts out I'm also you know really heavy. And it was awful.
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kenken526 · 1 decade ago on quote 6518408
Dancing with myself- Glee version. Probably because I will be alive while everyone I hate is dead. So I'll dance. By myself.
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kenken526 · 1 decade ago on quote 6519456
One year I got a Barbie, but my parents didn't take the target sticker off. And it made me so mad so my mom told me that Santa just recycled.
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kenken526 · 1 decade ago on quote 6514210
But they always say they like a girl with nice long legs. Which I think is suggesting they like tall girls.
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kenken526 · 1 decade ago on quote 6473180
Live this story(: but when may you guys possibly be updating? Not to be rude or anything(:
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kenken526 · 1 decade ago on quote 6505544
Yes! Have you seen the I Knew You Were Trouble video? It reminds me of a meth commercial.
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kenken526 · 1 decade ago on quote 6500144
Gun control wouldn't have stopped him. Look at drugs they're illegal and it would take me like 10 minutes for me to get some. Murder is illegal. Stealing is illegal. Kidnapping is illegal. Making guns illegal would do little to nothing. Plus there's Mexico, they're already bringing enough illegal things to America. Immigration would go up, because if someone wants to do something like this, nothing will stop them.
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kenken526 · 1 decade ago on quote 6493781
And if you're 13 or older you have also survived 9/9/99 which is pretty cool to.
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jillianokelman69 · 1 decade ago on quote 6493781
erm not all 99 babies
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justkiddiing · 1 decade ago on quote 6493781
and you missed 0h1min2sec 03/04/05
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GreenDayObsessed27 · 1 decade ago on quote 6493781
Damn I knew I forgot something lol
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kenken526 · 1 decade ago on quote 6483545
Krispy Kreme's are the shiz. They are just some really delicious donuts. Plus you can get a really cool hat whenever you go in.
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kenken526 · 1 decade ago on quote 6479815
That's not entirely the whole reason. It's also because if they made gay marriage legal polygamists and other things like that would be doing the exact same thing that gays are doing right now. Now I'm not saying I'm for or against gay marriage, I'm just saying there's more to it.
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odd · 1 decade ago on quote 6479815
Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope gay marriage is between two consenting adults, not a bunch or siblings or whatever you meant by "other things"
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HelloXOXOKitty · 1 decade ago on quote 6479815
I'm pretty sure she meant, that if we allow gay marriage, then we would have to allow people to have more than one spouse and other types of marriages. It would be chaotic.
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odd · 1 decade ago on quote 6479815
I know exactly what she was saying but it's NOT TRUE, whatsoever.
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kenken526 · 1 decade ago on quote 6464815
Wasn't the fat kid also a ginger? Bob?
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Chocolate_Luver · 1 decade ago on quote 6464815
yeah, that's what i meant at first. but then i thought it could also be Zack. So it's both Zack and Bob.
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