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happiest*
posted a quote
December 30, 2013 2:43pm UTC

an actual conversation i overheard on the train
person 1: i'm not against gay marriage but i feel sorry for people with 2 dads
person 2: what? why?
person 1: they have to put up with twice the dad jokes
person 2: omfg

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Jade672
posted a quote
March 8, 2013 8:39am UTC

I think old fashioned is cute.
I think kisses on the cheek & forehead, actual dinner dates and asking
someone out in person is a lot more romantic. I don't think the guy
should always make the first move, but I feel as if it's cuter if the
guy asks out the girl rather than the other way round because it's
been like that for so long. I liked it when the guy actually valued
their girlfriend and called her 'sweetheart' instead of 'babe'.

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Cammie
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April 21, 2013 4:34pm UTC

"I babysat this six year old, and I was wearing shorts today..
and my scars were showing, I guess. He poked them and he said, "I know how those got there." I replied, "How?" He looked at me with a straight face and he said, 'I've seen them before. My big sister had them, and she said mean people put them on your body when they weren't nice to you, because when people are mean to you, you end up being mean to yourself. My big sister went away. I don't know where she went. Mommy said she's on a happy vacation somewhere, because she was too sad here. I miss her. Don't go on a vacation, please.'"

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
February 15, 2013 8:41pm UTC

I passed a real gentleman in Boston a few weeks ago.
Dude (into cellphone): I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR F//CKING JAW. THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU, DO YOU HEAR ME? YOUR F//CKING JAW. I'M GONNA BREAK--hold on, give me a second. There's a lady walking by.

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伤*
posted a quote
November 30, 2013 10:33am UTC

get your cute relationship out of my sight can’t you see i’m busy being alone bitter and disgusting

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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DontGetYourHopesUp
posted a quote
August 1, 2013 6:16pm UTC

Hi everyone :)
~~~~~~~I'M SO SORRY THAT I'M TAKING FOREVER WITH MY NEXT STORY! I'VE BEEN SO BUSY WITH WORK AND SCHOOL STUFF. I HAVE ONE YEAR OF HIGH SCHOOL LEFT SO I'M LOOKING AT COLLEGE AND THINGS LIKE THAT BUT I NEED YOUR HONEST OPINION ON SOMETHING. I REALLY WANT TO GET A DEGREE IN CREATIVE WRITING, BUT I DON'T WANT TO IF I'M NOT A GOOD WRITER BECAUSE THEN IF I SUCK THEN I'LL NEVER HAVE PEOPLE BUY/READ MY STORIES. DO YOU GUYS THINK I HAVE THE POTENTIAL TO BE A GOOD AUTHOR? SHOULD I APPLY TO COLLEGE FOR CREATIVE WRITING SO I CAN BECOME A REAL AUTHOR?

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nevercutyourbeautiful
posted a quote
July 16, 2013 9:24pm UTC

♥ RIP Talia Castellano
i love you.
/nmf

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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
posted a quote
July 1, 2013 10:21pm UTC

Boyfriend: I really like you.
Me: I really like me too.

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LandonIsWitty
posted a quote
June 29, 2013 1:05am UTC

so my friend named her cat quesadilla and then her and her mother had a conversation that went sort of like this:
mom: where is nacho?
friend: his name is quesadilla
mom: well i like nacho
friend: WHY wont you call him by his name?
mom: because...
mom: because...
mom: because...
mom: because he's NACHO KITTY!
mom: *laughs hysterically*
mom: OHHHHHH
friend: *grabs quesadilla and runs*

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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LandonIsWitty
posted a quote
June 27, 2013 11:31am UTC

Today I opened a brand new bag of chips & the first one i ate was stale.
This is the main reason I have trust issues.

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LandonIsWitty
posted a quote
June 27, 2013 11:35am UTC

Miley Cyrus used to be all "boom clap, boom de clap de clap."
And now shes twerking in music videos and scaring jimmy kimmel.
I wonder how roxy would feel about this.

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LandonIsWitty
posted a quote
June 25, 2013 10:56pm UTC

What if the internet was broadcasted on the news?
*Anchorman voice*
"Today, at 5 o'clock:
@MikeCuddy_22 is still fighting with @GinaSwag_Gurll over twitter.
BravoSierra has about 10 top quotes.. No surprise there.
Instagram has introduced video capabilities.. Say goodbye to vine.
@Miss_Classy_Shizz says she hates her mom.. for the fourth time this week.
Some basic teenage male retweeted an *ahem* -indecent- pic from @ilikegirlsdaily
You just reblogged 107 pictures of cats.
More at eleven."
DUNN NUNN NAHH

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LandonIsWitty
posted a quote
June 25, 2013 11:03pm UTC

Does anyone remember the old witty?
Not the really old witty, just a few years ago..
When top quotes got 1,000+ faves?
When we didn't get so p/ssed at each other?
When opinions and vents were allowed?
When quotes didnt have to be funny to get some faves?
Well, I do. Sigh.

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TellitTotheFrogs*
posted a quote
June 23, 2013 4:57pm UTC

I want to find
love
when I least expect it.
I want to find love just by brushing up against someone on
a train and apologize and we just see something special in
each other. I want to fall in love buying popcorn at a movie theatere.
I want to fall in love tripping my own two feet
and this someone helps me up. I want to fall in love in some kind of weird silly way like people do in those overrated cute little movies.
I want to fall in love when I think
that their really is no one left for me.
But it's sad to think that kind of thing probably won't happen.

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ecawesomeness
posted a quote
June 22, 2013 10:25pm UTC

*at doctor's office*
doctor: okay, now here's a vaccine. it won't hurt at all. don't worry. it'll be painless. you won't even feel it!
doctor: *gives vaccine*
me: omfg ouch THAT HURTS SO MUCH AHHHH!
me: who was the idiot who said that these don't hurt?
doctor: ahem

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peek-a-boo*
posted a quote
June 22, 2013 7:32pm UTC

I HATE IT WHEN....
YOU COME HOME HAPPILY AFTER GOING TO A FRIENDS HOUSE
AND AS SOON AS YOU OPEN YOUR FRONT DOOR
YOUR MOM'S YELLING AT YOU

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...*
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June 22, 2013 3:48pm UTC

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1) Press the "Fave'' button
2) Highlight The Numbers
3) Press ctrl and "f"
4) Type 99
5) Click "Highlight all" and see what happens [;

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Fαy Στylες*
posted a quote
June 23, 2013 9:56am UTC

mum: Fay , your shoes are so dirty , don't wear them.
me: Mum , they are converse.Converse are like s.ex . The dirtier the better.
mum:
me:
mum:
me:
mum: No. Just , no.

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