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  1. kendalle123 kendalle123
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2012 9:37am UTC
    That akward moment when you make eye contact with you ex and suddenly every memory you had with them comes rushing back.

  2. kendalle123 kendalle123
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2011 4:26pm UTC
    A few years ago a mother and a father decided they needed a break, so they wanted to head out for a night on the town. So they called their most trusted babysitter. When the babysitter arrived the two children were already fast asleep in bed. So the babysitter just got to sit around and make sure everything was okay with the children. Later in the night, the babysitter got bored and so she wanted to watch tv but she couldnt watch it downstairs because they didnt have cable downstairs (the parents didnt want their children watching too much garbage) so she called them and asked them if she could watch cable tv in the parents room. Of course the parents said it was ok, but the babysitter had one final request. She asked if she could cover up the large clown statue in their bedroom with a blanket or cloth, because it made her nervous. The phone line was silent for a moment, and the father(who was talking to the babysitter at the time) said.....take the children and get out of the house.....we'll call the police...we dont have a clown statue..... the children and the babysitter got murdered by the clown. it turned out 2 be that the clown was a killer that escaped from jail. if you dont repost this within 5 minutes the clown will be standing next 2 your bed at 3:00am with a knife in his hand. JUST 2 B SAFE PUT IT ON YO PAGE

  3. kendalle123 kendalle123
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2011 2:00pm UTC
    on a sheet of paper,write:
    #1. a person of the opposite gender.
    #2. red, black, blue, green, or yellow
    #3. your first initial
    #4. your month of birth
    #5. black or white
    #6. a person of your gender
    #7. California or Florida
    #8. lake or ocean
    #9. a realistic wish
    SCROLL DOWN
    T H E A N S W E R S
    1. You are completely in love with this person
    2. If you chose:
    Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
    Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
    Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
    Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love.
    Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
    3. If your initial is:
    A-K: You have a lot of love and friendship in your life.
    L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is to blossom
    S-Z:You like to help others and your future love life looks very good
    4. If you were born in:
    Jan-Mar:The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected
    Apr-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but with memories that will last forever
    July-Sep: You will have a great year and experience a major life changing experience for the good
    Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually, you will find yoursoulmate
    5. If you chose:
    Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard for you at the time but it will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
    White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.
    6. This person is your best friend.
    7. If you chose:
    California: You like adventures
    Florida: You are laid back
    8. If you chose:
    Lake: you are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
    Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
    9. This wish will only come true if you re-post this bulletin on your profile within the next hour and it will come true before your next birthday

  4. kendalle123 kendalle123
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2011 1:51pm UTC
    Im not a facebook status you cant like me then unlike me (;
    All mine!

  5. kendalle123 kendalle123
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2011 1:18pm UTC
    Rules For Flirting(:
    Guys: Put your hands around her waist firmly
    Girls: lay your head back on his shoulder and put your arms on his.
    Guys: whisper in her ear
    Girls: giggle
    Girls: whenever he tries to kiss you, don't just let him, kiss him back!
    Girls: When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold
    Guys: automatically move closer to her. (if your stupid then you'll either say "me too" or you'll give her your jacket... don't)
    Girls: During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder
    Guys: lift her chin up and kiss her
    Guys: When she tells you she loves you, look deep into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too... and mean it!
    Girls: When you're both laying under the stars, put yourhead on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat
    Guys: whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers!
    Now make a wish about something you would like to happen between you and your crush
    **************
    STOP!! STOP!! STOP!! STOP!!
    now copy and re-post this if you don't you'll have bad relationships for 69 years
    by 12pm tonight ur 1 true love will realize how

  6. kendalle123 kendalle123
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2010 8:31pm UTC
    <3fules for flirting
    guys: put your hands around her waist firmly
    girls: lay your head back on his shoulder and put your arms on his
    guys: whisper in her ear
    girls: giggle
    girls: wheneverhe tries to kiss you, don't just let him, kiss him back!
    girls: when you want to cuddle with him, tell your cold
    guys: automatically move closer to her.
    (if your stupid, then you'll either say "me too" or you'll give her your jacket..don't)
    girls: during a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder
    guys: life her chin up and kiss her
    guys: when she tells you she loves you, look deep into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too.. and mean it!
    girls: when you're both laying under the stars, put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat
    guys: whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers!
    ..now make a wish about something you would like to happen between you and your crush.
    **********
    STOP!! STOP!! STOP!! STOP!!
    now copy and repost this
    if you don't you'll have bad relationships for 69 years
    by twelve pm tonight your one true love will realize
    how much they want you

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