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yourcool
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September 11, 2012 6:47pm UTC

when you're doing something you aren't supposed to,
every small noise scares the sh/t out of you.

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phiphixoxo
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September 5, 2012 7:52pm UTC

When life knocks me down,
instead of getting back up,
I usually lie there and take a nap.

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Pluto*
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September 6, 2012 4:16pm UTC

*Me At 11.00 pm*
Me: Gosh, this bed is so uncomfortable. How am I supposed to sleep in this!?
*Me At 8.00 am*
Me: Good lord, this is the softest thing ever. It is physically impossible for me to get up.

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paintingthesky
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September 4, 2012 12:16pm UTC

I'm a laxative
because I make sh*t happen...
- my friend said this today, I thought it was funny

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yourcool
posted a quote
September 3, 2012 9:58pm UTC

whenever my bra and underwear match,
I really feel like my life is together.

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yourcool
posted a quote
September 3, 2012 11:50pm UTC

how can people write an autobiography?
i can't even rememeber what i did an hour ago.

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yourcool
posted a quote
September 3, 2012 11:58pm UTC

my friend Carlos lost his car yesterday.
now we just call him Los.

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yourcool
posted a quote
September 4, 2012 12:08am UTC

pregnancy used to be such a beautiful thing.
now it's just like, "oh, wow, you're pregnant too?"

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yourcool
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September 4, 2012 12:33am UTC

girl logic: maybe if i wear this shirt that shows my boobs i'll meet a nice guy who wants me for my personality.

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messyblondehair
posted a quote
September 1, 2012 2:04pm UTC

How to die young
Smoke a pack a day you will die 7 years early.
Drink everyday and you will die 10 years early.
Love someone who doesn't love you back and you will die everyday.
♥

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sammy*
posted a quote
September 1, 2012 8:52pm UTC

You can't spell school without i hate my life.

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LoveLikeWoexD
posted a quote
September 1, 2012 7:20pm UTC

I think you're
cute, but you'd look a lot cuter with me. . just saying.

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StayAwake__
posted a quote
September 1, 2012 11:31am UTC

THe FuTuRe iS SCaRY
but you can't just run back to the past because it's
FAMILIAR
((how i met your mother))

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Johanna Mason*
posted a quote
August 31, 2012 11:23pm UTC

I saw a baby with a shirt that says:
FEED ME
OR NOBODY SLEEPS.

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I_Dont_Know
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August 31, 2012 6:30pm UTC

If Hershey bars printed "You're pretty" on the inside of its wrappers,
they would fully replace boyfriends.

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Steve
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August 30, 2012 1:17am UTC

“The image of myself which I try to create in my own mind in order that I may love myself is very different from the image which I try to create in the minds of others in order that they may love me.” — W.H. Auden

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ThatsJustLifee
posted a quote
August 29, 2012 9:13pm UTC

"You call yourself Fat Amy?"
"Yeah, So twig b.tches like you don't do it behind my back."
-Pitch Perfect
I need to see this movie.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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xSarahLovesYoux
posted a quote
August 29, 2012 12:29pm UTC

Refusing to leave the shower because you know
when you turn off the water, you'll never be warm again.

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Bravosierra*
posted a quote
August 27, 2012 3:53pm UTC

If I died before I wake .
I pray the Lord my soul to take.
If I die during my sleep.
I pray the lord my heart to keep.
Father, if tonight is the end.
Will you make sure to watch over my friends?
God if tonight I die .
Will I see you in the big blue sky?
Lord, if I take my last breathe.
Will I suffer during my death?
Master if tonight my heart stops its beat.
Will you make sure it's given as a treat.
God. If I die tonight.
Will you protect my loved ones with all your might?
God. If I die before I wake.
I pray you my lord, my soul to take.
This was inspire by Kid Cudi's song.
But, most of it was mine.
Please, Give creds if you take.
Credit format: Not mine.

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