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  1. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2012 9:57pm UTC
    Okay, I Get It.
    I have flaws. as if I don't see them. as if I'm not human.
    as if I'm not trying to change

  2. alexis_xoxox alexis_xoxox
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2012 7:19pm UTC
    ADMIT IT:
    you like someone that you can't have.

  3. ilovetrae ilovetrae
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2012 7:35pm UTC
    So here's to
    The crap we talk
    The guys we stalk
    The way we shop
    Laughs we can't stop
    The gossip we spill
    The looks that could kill
    We'll stay together
    Cause we are
    Best Friends Forever.

  4. hannahlovesxox hannahlovesxox
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 6:50pm UTC
    hannahlovesxox fade
    “I don’t think it’s going to work out. Winning
    . . . won’t help in my case,”
    says Peeta. “Why ever not?” says Caesar, mystified.
    Peeta blushes
    beet red and stammers out. “Because . . . because. . .
    she came here with me.”
    -peeta mellark

  5. hannahlovesxox hannahlovesxox
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 7:05pm UTC
    hannahlovesxox fade
    “Lean down a minute first,” he says. “Need to tell you something.”
    I lean over and put my good ear to his lips, which tickle as he whispers.
    “Remember, we’re madly in love,
    so it’s all right to
    kiss me anytime
    you feel like it.”
    -peeta mellark

  6. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2012 2:52pm UTC
    It feels a lot better when
    Strangers randomly compliment you
    Than when one of your friends does.
    © ThatsSoMeee :)

  7. confessions_of_a_cutter confessions_of_a_cutter
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2012 11:24pm UTC
    Suicide jokes aren't funny.
    One little thing can push
    someone over the edge.
    Watch what you say.
    Not everyone is okay.

  8. emz_luvzya emz_luvzya
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2012 8:49pm UTC
    sitting in a movie theatre and saying
    "I wanna see that" after every trailer
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  9. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2011 4:25pm UTC
    You're such a pretty girl,
    Your ugly personality ruined it.

  10. TheBrokenSmile TheBrokenSmile
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2011 4:17pm UTC
    A Teenage Bucket List, Part Three.

    Save a life. Visit Marilyn Munroe's grave. Burst out singing in the middle of class. Fall in love in Europe. Get Chineese food in China. Kiss the Stanley Cup. Crash a wedding. Be
    an inspiration to someone. Go to Leggo Land. Make a family
    of Build-a-Bears. Meet a Wittian, in person. Move in with
    my best friend. Meet my favorite celebrity. Be in the book
    of world records. Be in a movie. Have a pink Christmas tree.
    Build a blanket fort in the woods. Stand under the Holly-
    wood sign. Wake up in Vegas. Donate blood. Swim with
    dolphins. Scuba dive. Hug a koala. Go to a college party.
    See a shooting star. Party all night, without a care in the
    world. Write a detailed letter to someone I dislike. Tell
    a cancer patient, to never lose hope. Show up to school with
    no make-up, in sweatpants, not caring how I look.
    Live my teenage years to the fullest, and make life a journey.
    jayciecutie01's format.
    inspired by many people and websites.

  11. tonilicious3000 tonilicious3000
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2011 3:47pm UTC
    This is an abused child.
    (-.-)
    /█\
    ||
    How many hugs can he get?
    1 FAVE = 1 HUG
    mollyyy

  12. ugofirst22 ugofirst22
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 6:13pm UTC
    The sweet life of Zach and Cody
    Was the only show with a
    Dumb Asian and a Smart Blonde.
    x

  13. Lyannn Lyannn
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 7:49pm UTC
    Friends:
    "I don't have any lunch money."
    "Aww, here's $5."
    Best friends:
    "I don't have any lunch money."
    "Good, you were getting fat anyway."

  14. gtills12 gtills12
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 6:13pm UTC
    Wanna hear a clean joke?
    Johny was taking a bath with bubbles.
    Wanna hear a dirty joke?
    Bubbles was a man.

  15. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 6:54pm UTC
    We all blame society,
    but we are society ♥

  16. TheBrokenSmile TheBrokenSmile
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 7:18pm UTC
    A Teenage Bucket List

    Tell my crush how I really feel. Own every color of nail polish. Learn the alphabet backwards. Go on a no budget
    shopping spree. Break a players' heart. Sing in front of a
    crowd. Go skydiving. Party in the White House. Eat a
    Krabby Patty. Be in a flash mob. Have one of those
    'What happened last night?' moments. Eat every flavor of
    ice-cream. Use a fake name at Starbucks. Find Hogwarts.
    Kiss my boyfriend on the big screen at a hockey game.
    Buy a homeless person a meal. Thank Taylor Swift. Surf a
    crowd. Walk the red carpet. Get really tan. Collect a
    bunch of scented handsanitizers. Be in a commercial.
    Read my Witty to all the people who bullied me.
    Get married. Kiss in the middle of a snowstorm.
    Stay alive and live life to the fullest.
    jayciecutie01's format.
    inspired by many people and websites.
    part two?

  17. cheerfreak653 cheerfreak653
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 7:11pm UTC
    that moment when;
    your crush is guessing who you like
    and the whole time you're thinking
    "It's you stupid."

  18. panda_luv panda_luv
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 8:50pm UTC
    100% cred to my bestfriend, simply_impossible. one of her older quotes that i just adore. she's pretty inspiring to me. ♥
    Could Someone Please Tell Me What UGLY Truly Means ... is it really that boy with the acne problem? or maybe that girl who hurts far more then she'll ever let on? or maybe that boy who wears more piercings than smiles? or maybe that girl who is bigger than a LARGE? or maybe that boy in glasses and 'cheep' clothes? Just because someone isn't up to your standards doesn''t give you the right
    to treat them like they aren't worth your time .


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  20. happyfry66 happyfry66
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 6:34pm UTC
    If I'm ever on a date,
    & it starts going bad im going to stand up,
    and yell "i'm an actor, they are
    all actors, and you're on MTV's
    disaster date", while im running
    the hell away.

:)

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