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kellyxox

1. kellyxox
   posted a quote
   May 26, 2013 7:55am UTC
   You act like my ''friends''
   yet you don't know a thing about me.
   
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2. kellyxox
   posted a quote
   October 30, 2012 9:54am UTC
   Wittyween
   The day when
   wittians
   celebrate the
   31st October.
   
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3. kellyxox
   posted a quote
   October 30, 2012 9:46am UTC
   Wopa Gangnam Style!
   
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4. kellyxox
   posted a quote
   August 26, 2012 11:09am UTC
   To all those people saying they need faves to do this, to do that, why are you telling us to favourite a simple quote that's not going to help you in anyway of doing whatever you should be in real life? You can do it all yourself, if you're a strong & confident person. Don't let a quote getting faves/comments stop you.
   nmf.
   
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5. kellyxox
   posted a quote
   August 24, 2012 11:32am UTC
   Baby you light up my room like no other lamp, let's go sit down on the couch cos i got a cramp, i think you're one of a kind & you are a champ, you don't kno-o-ow, you don't know how good we sew!
   nmf/nmq.
   
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6. kellyxox
   posted a quote
   August 24, 2012 11:19am UTC
   *Before going outside*
   Parents: Remember NOT to put anything small in your mouth!
   *After going outside*
   Boy: Hey b*tch! Suck my d*ck!
   Me: Oh sorry, my parents told me not to put anything little in my mouth!
   nmq/nmf
   
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7. kellyxox
   posted a quote
   August 22, 2012 7:33am UTC
   WELCOME
   to the Karma Cafe.
   There are no menus
   you get served
   what you deserve.
   nmq/nmf.
   
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8. kellyxox
   posted a quote
   August 22, 2012 7:31am UTC
   b
   b
   b
   b
   ••
   ''I'm the bee's knees!''
   ''Really? I never knew
   bees had knees!''
   
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9. kellyxox
   posted a quote
   August 20, 2012 3:04pm UTC
   Dear Phone,
   I do NOT like
   this game of
   hide& seek!
   nmf/nmq.
   
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10. kellyxox
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 3:01pm UTC
    Carly: I threw a wish in the well..
    Me: How can you throw a wish in the well?
    Carly: Don't ask me ill never tell..
    Me: Okay then. nmf/nmq.
    
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11. kellyxox
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 1:52pm UTC
    ►●◄
    Halloween Present:
    I came early!
    Sincerely, Your Period!
    
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12. kellyxox
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2012 10:04am UTC
    Don't you worry your pretty little mind, people throw rocks at things like you all the time. [Sing this to your ex's.]
    
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13. kellyxox
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2012 11:20am UTC
    Your momma's so fat...
    that when she steps on the...
    weighing scales, it says...
    one at a time please!
    
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